The staff of the local off-license just rang me at home to inform me that my favourite vintage of my favourite wine from my favourite vinyard is about to become VERY expensive and hard to get hold of

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Well?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Admittedly the staff is my ex who I am still very good friends with, so it's not that bad, but still.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Campo Veijo I curse you.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I curse you and your oaky, vanilla-toned, easy-drinking rioja which is to me as manna from heaven, or possibly wine from Spain.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a thread where Nick talks to himself about booze!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Nine-year-old red wine; classic or dud?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Booze about himself to talks Nick where thread a is this!

― Llahtuos Kcin (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no! I'm pissed again!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never had rioja, nor has my girlfriend with the huge wine collection.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you're making it up.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I had yours.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I might adopt the name Llahtuos Kcin. Makes me sound like a Star Trek amabassador.

― Llahtuous Kcin (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, I'm gonna change my name to Luigi Vampa then.

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I think my brain has melted.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

ts: buying all the bottles of a moderately expensive wine vs. yr friend ringing you up to say "hey, i found a liquor store in jersey that has that piss whisky you like 2-for-1" and the driving the hour and a half to get it?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

vs. driving an hour there and another hour back from Lexington to Louisville because it's past 1 am on a Saturday and Louisville sells alcky until 4?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I am king of the bandits!

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Lost my shit, Huck.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Obviously I think this all implies that your ex girlfriend still wants you big time so what you should do is go there, purchase it, then open in store, pour it on yourself all sexy like and then yell "WHO'S DIRTY?!" and see what happens. I guarantee the results will be extraordinary.

― Allyzay, Monday, 12 January 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh I'm gonna buy it, alright. She's bougth it for me already and I'll pick it up in a few days. As for the other... well... Yeah. I know. I had sex on Saturday.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

with her?

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, that's the best advice I've ever seen.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know anyone else, Vampa.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Sounds like you're on your way to RegularSexVille, pop. 2!

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

*shrugs*

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I know, Dan! The more I read it, the more I regret posting it instead of keeping it for myself. I totally plan to greet Tom like that when he gets home from work now! Except I'm pretty sure all he got is Kahlua and vodka right now. Kahlua=EXXXTRA DIRTY.

― Allyzay, Monday, 12 January 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Dirty or Drrty?

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Dirrty is breaking out the Jack, dude.

― Allyzay, Monday, 12 January 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Interestingly, I find that Jack makes me more hyper on the comedown than, say, vodka or etc. This means that Jack before bed is kinda weak when it waskes you up at 3 AM.

Just sayin' is all.

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.aol.com/RayBailey2/RITTER.JPG

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh that's crucial.

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Bow down to the 'tache!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't even grow a moustache!! This thread has become unruly and unjust.

― Allyzay, Monday, 12 January 2004 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, I don't think you should worry - if you a real alcky, why would you even deal with all the drama in order to get your bouze. Truth is, you're a horny bitch.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

OH NO HE DIDN'T

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Spencer OTM

― That famous guy who won a prize (nordicskilla), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

WHO'S DIRRRRTY? IS IT SPENCERRRR?

― Allyzay, Monday, 12 January 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, this might alleviate your boredom (do not click if goofy animal cruelty jokes upset you).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news/images/a/Aguilera,_Christina/sq-aguilera-dirrty-cu-rca.jpg

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd just like to state that I have *not* gained 40 lbs since that video, thx.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Another boredom killer

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Where did you buy that shirt? I want one.

― Allyzay, Monday, 12 January 2004 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Talk to my stylist!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

No one wants to talk about Clay Kittens or Assemble Michael Jackson's face? *sob*

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, I've been playing Clay Kittens for the last 1/2 hour!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

HOORAY

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

that is a touching phone call.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

and that phone call means you're living in a (wacky) welfare state, Nick ;)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd want a bit more than "easy drinking" for £12. But then I suppose you get the fucking too, and that's a good price.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

O, a fucking wacky welfare state! 8-)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

By 'easy drinking' I mean 'like having tiny hummingbird angels make love to your mouth', Barry.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

...having tiny hummingbird angels make love to your mouth...

*mouth agape, gives up even trying to make heads or tailsfeathers of fucking welfare state per se*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I would have said yes, but then i found out it was a rioja your ex that told you! mmmm rioja. *drools* damn this diet!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, go buy yourself a case for a better hummingbird angels per pound sterling ratio.

― Alfie (Alfie), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

damnit, read italics as strike through. :-(

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― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

So, thanks to The Times, I just bought 5 bottles of http://www.spanishhampers.co.uk/CV%20RES97label.JPG plus one of the 1998 for only £30 (was meant to be 6 of the 98, but knowing the staff they fiddled some old stock for me...).

Sadly I have a sore throat so probably wont appreciate them that much right now. I have seven bottles of very fine rioja (the new 6 plus a 1995[!!!]) within arms reach. Oh yes. Yum.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

The Times they are a-changing.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.oddbins.com/images/photos/bottles/31004_bottle.jpg

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

If you were a hopeless alcky you'd be buying 2 dollar cooking brandy or something.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Aye. Since January I've realised I'm just a big fat ponce.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

if I'd ever wasted a thought on you, I might have come to the same conclusion, long ago.

happy drinking.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

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