The Biscuit Game

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This game involves a group of boys surrounding a biscuit. The last boy who ejaculates over the biscuit must eat the whole biscuit cum and all.

i had never heard of this till recently...do people seriously play this game? any ilx0rs lost it? what kinda biscuits did you use?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I had assumed this was the origin of 'Limp Bizkit' no?

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I cannot imagine anyone actually playing this!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

bah, a game for wimps, what you want to play is 'freckles'
(dont ask....)

― zappi (joni), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh come on, don't be a tease.

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Pray do tell...

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

is this the kind of thing that happens at FAPs when no girls turn up?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

The game is generally known as 'soggy biscuit'. It is practised by boys whose parents pay 20k a year to send their precious charges to school. These boys tend to end up running the government, civil service, police and judiciary.

― Canada Briggs (Canada Briggs), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Young, dumb and full of cum-covered digestives.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha I bet Sting loves this game

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i was told this by someone from Belfast who may have had a v. twisted imagination or...

'freckles' : everyone sits round a table with their chins resting on the edges. a shit is placed in the centre of the table and something heavy like a bottle is dropped from a great height. the winner is the last person to pull back their head, running the risk of gaining some extra freckles. nice, eh?

― zappi (joni), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Erm, who does the honours initially?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the soggy biscuit game is an urban myth. I went to a poncy private school for boys, and I never heard of anyone playing soggy biscuit.

― Jonathan Z., Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you feel left out though?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

but how can anyone aim their wank onto a biscuit that accurately? i dunno how much directional control most people have, but it sounds pretty difficult to me. unless it was a massive wagon wheel or something.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Years of practice, Bob.

― Alfie (Alfie), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Does someone have to hold the biscuit?

― Pinkwaferbiscuits (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob, um, if it's just a quick wank it doesn't tend to have much spurtiness, does it?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah but if you've been sitting on a loaded gun for a few days, it's gonna fly!

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

You're an unusual man if you have been. Unless you secretly have an urge to splooge all over your schoolmates.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

are you saying i should wank everyday? i don't have the energy or randyness or enough porn for that.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I think this is more popular among junior level sports teams than private schools.

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

ive played it, away at boarding skool.

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

did you eat it?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

!!!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Enrique shot it further.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

we're getting close to wank golf here

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess that's on account of me having no penis! Ah shuckz, foiled again!
x-post

― Black mamba (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i want more details from anthony!

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

yep, u&k!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

A letter in Viz once pointed out the fundamental flaw of the game, that the winner had "obviously been aroused by the sight of men's cocks. The loser, who eats the biscuit, is more of a man than they'll ever be."

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember it, but only legendary. I always heard it was an oatmeal cookie for some reason.

― andy, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

like hobnobs? that's understandable, cos i don't think anything could make hobnobs taste bad, even wank. id rather eat a wank covered hobnob than a lot of other biscuits in their unadulterated form.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm TERRIBLE at this game.

― Fatal Beret (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

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