This is the thread where you say why C-Man should stand for election and why you'd vote for him...

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Cos I have your best interests at heart.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

And I'm honest too.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't half talk about yourself a lot, though, which is irritating. Had you not noticed?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm afraid I don't talk to bores who lost hair and looks young.

― The C-Man, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF? That's not me...

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

He makes more sense than you, though.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

this isn't me either

or is it?

― cman, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

My first political decision - send all fatties over to Ireland to sink the entire island so that there will be no more religious warring, and then we can pull the island back to the surface and start a new with an all new Ireland where no one reads the Bible. Weekid!

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I would stand up in the Commons and demand a good fisting from
Fatty "Nicholas" Soames

― C- Man, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Then, when the speaker told me i was out of order, i would retort
"No! You're out of order! BANG OUT OF ORDER!" And i would then try to rape the Despatch Box

― C- Man, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you stop pretending to be me now?

― C Man (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Fax me till I fart.

― C- Man, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

HI DERE

― TEH AMAZING C-MANDY, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

C-men of teh world, unite!

― c-mann, Wednesday, 14 January 2004 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm funny

― C--man (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

People at school used to laugh a lot

― C--man (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, it's like Retard Spartacus

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

retartacus

― c-lame (Pashmina), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Best thread ever.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 15 January 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread has made "What Is Love" play in my head and I don't kno why.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 15 January 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum's wrist = the Roxbury guys' heads?

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 15 January 2004 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

sex and the city is brillaint

― C---Man (nordicskilla), Thursday, 15 January 2004 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to shag Man-At-Arms!

― ce-man (Aaron W), Thursday, 15 January 2004 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop, it guys.

― s-men (shmuel), Thursday, 15 January 2004 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Who would C-man have in his cabinet?
What would he do in his first 100 days?
Which PACs is he beholden to?

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 15 January 2004 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

C-Man has become the "Puck" of ILX.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 January 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

...in that he's the pink cake you find at the bottom of a urinal

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 January 2004 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

pink? yellow surely

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 15 January 2004 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

What are his campaign promises?
Who's his running mate?
Gimme a couple planks of yer platform, C-Man!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 16 January 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

C-Man is a plank.

― omg, Friday, 16 January 2004 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

-ton.

― omg, Friday, 16 January 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

C-Man is a plank.
So I guess this means Johny 2x4 is his running mate?
http://www.dragonfare.com/AL/ch/Images/op/plank1.jpg http://www.dragonfare.com/AL/ch/Images/op/plank1.jpg

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 16 January 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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