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The Unbelievable Secrets CD
Version 3.0 - £4.95 - Offer ends January 25th `04
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Quake 2: Ground Zero
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Ripoff Secrets of the automotive industry
What Happened This Day In History
Lots of Baby names
IRS forgiveness program
Bust that spammer
How to Pass a Drug Test
Accept checks over the internet - Increase Sales!
Close Outs
College Degrees In 24 Hours
Dancing Baby Screen Savers
Eavesdrop on the police
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Guide to Casino Gaming
How to set up a web cam
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Stop Smoking in 7 Days
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Happy 99 Virus Cleaner
How To Books
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Get Paid to watch TV
List of Computer Businesses
List of Home based Businesses
Mail Order
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Get Paid to Shop
Real Estate with Nothing Down
Make money answering surveys online
Build your own RADAR JAMMER from an ordinary radar detector!


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Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 15 January 2004 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

ALSO!

Britney Spears' phone number!
The official results of every Premiership game next season! Never lose a bet again!
The freedom of the land to shoot any one person you please!
The moon on a stick!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 15 January 2004 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"Treebeards Red Beans"

..and then Treebeard exposed his red beans, and lo Middle Earth was saved.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 15 January 2004 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The exact whereabouts of Bin Laden!
How to make toast land buttered side up!
Naked pictures of Whoopi Goldberg!
Comprehensive instructions on how to assemble your own TARDIS!
Lyrics to the complete works of Athlete!

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 15 January 2004 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Bust that spammer

Haha, meh.

Alfie (Alfie), Thursday, 15 January 2004 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

*Recipes the restaurants don't want you to have!!*

Yes, I recall my mother warning me about Taco Bell Crispitos.

weather!ngda1eson, Thursday, 15 January 2004 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

The fashion with spam at the moment is to put random words in the title. I got a spam today for a weightloss program called "Herodotus" and yesterday I got a V1agra spam called "extralinguistic basket", which I think is the best band name ever.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 15 January 2004 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The in-the-last-week fashion is a lot of mail from Noun Initial Noun, which sounds brilliant to start with then pales quickly.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 15 January 2004 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Ram Booster

*chortle*

Kingfishee (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 January 2004 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

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tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 29 January 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)


Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment: I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.

Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Monday July 28th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me.

Latitude N 42.48018 & Longitude W 071.15503 and the Elevation is 96. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!! I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER.

Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now.

After unit has been sent please email me at: [email protected] with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

Thank You

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Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 29 January 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)


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