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I am excited today because I have two little bottles full of coins to take to the Coinstar in the grocery store. It's not really the financial gain involved that I'm excited about, but the sheer joy of a machine that can turn PENNIES - usually found inbetween the cracks of the sofa or on the floor of the car - into BILLS and BIGGER CHANGE. Just watching the machine count them and up and oh, the sound of the coins being counted, it's like art, opera, cinema, all rolled into one.

For the uninitiated:

http://www.kingkullen.com/images/services/coinstar.gif

the baby from three men and a baby, but all growed up (nordicskilla), Thursday, 15 January 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, just found this:

There are cheap ways to count the pennies in your coin jar. Anyone looking for cheap or free coin counting machines (read NON-Coinstar), we have put together a web site, www.theunderstory.com, which lists by state banks and institutions which count coins for 5% or less (many free). Many are self service machines, some are just cheap or free teller coin count services. You might be pleasantly surprised at finding a bank or credit union near you which won't charge you. Good luck!

-- Karl Manburg (theunderstor...), December 6th, 2002.

the baby from three men and a baby, but all growed up (nordicskilla), Thursday, 15 January 2004 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Cool huh, I use it for work money. It takes forever & they never have enough cash in their tills!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 15 January 2004 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I think every time I post something I mention my COIN SORTER and how it's changed my life. It will change yours, I guarantee it.

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 15 January 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

My record is $300 in change... collected since I was little. Cashed in via COINSTAR a couple years ago.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 15 January 2004 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

At the end of every month I empty my coin jars into the COINSTAR machine up 'round the corner. This past month it was like $50.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 15 January 2004 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

God I am sad!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 15 January 2004 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Coinstar rules. Even though it's my money, it still feels like I hit the fucking jackpot. I brought one of thoser Nalgene water bottles full of change - a fraction of my change reserves, I have a big oak box of it - expecting maybe $25-30, but I got $75!! (and it spit out all the dumb foreign coins).

I'm a fan for life now.

andy, Thursday, 15 January 2004 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I just roll 'em up myself into those paper coin rolls they sell at Staples and deposit them at my bank. I've never used Coinstar or anything like that -- I think I'm afraid it would malfunction and swallow all my money.

america's first municipal lunatic asylum (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 15 January 2004 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

God bless Coinstar. The fact that it only keeps three cents from every dollar you put in, only makes it that much better too.

may pang (maypang), Thursday, 15 January 2004 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Coinstar is a reputable, publicly-held company, traded on the Nasdaq! Recent PR:

BELLEVUE, Wash., Nov 6, 2003 (BUSINESS WIRE) -- Coinstar, Inc. (CSTR) today announced that the U.S. Patent Office has issued notices allowing two new patents. When issued these two patents will bring the company's total patent portfolio to 54 U.S. and foreign patents. The soon to be issued patents bolster Coinstar's proprietary technology in the areas of coin cleaning and voucher anti-counterfeiting.

"Coinstar has invested more than $170 million in its technology, and from day one we've been focused on providing the highest quality, most reliable self-service coin counting solution available," said Rich Stillman, president of Coinstar Inc. "The latest patents speak to our continued commitment to innovation and market leadership."

The first new patent to be issued is directed to Coinstar's proprietary coin cleaning technology and describes a perforated receptacle that agitates a batch of coins to clean them before advancing them to a coin discriminator. Coin cleaning capabilities are essential when consumer coin is counted due to the debris that is found with consumer change. Coinstar's multi-step cleaning process and its ability to clean coin efficiently have resulted in greatly reduced coin jams and a historical machine up-time of more than 95 percent.

The second new patent to be issued is directed to Coinstar's proprietary anti-counterfeiting technology and includes marking media that can be incorporated into the voucher to thwart counterfeiting. These and other features such as bar coding, special paper, and encryption have historically minimized losses due to attempted voucher fraud, reducing shrink to approximately 0.2 percent.

Coinstar's current patent portfolio includes patents directed to all aspects of consumer coin counting and processing, such as voucher anti-counterfeiting, networking, coin cleaning, coin sensors, de-jamming, and restricted access.

About Coinstar Inc.

Coinstar Inc. owns and operates the only network of supermarket-based machines that offer patented coin counting and other electronic consumer services. The company has more than 10,000 machines linked by a sophisticated interactive network throughout the United States, as well as in Canada and the United Kingdom.

Coinstar is a registered trademark of Coinstar, Inc. Nothing in the press release is to be construed as limiting the scope of, or interpreting the terms of claims in, patents owned by Coinstar, Inc.

Aaron A., Thursday, 15 January 2004 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Coinstar rules. Even though it's my money, it still feels like I hit the fucking jackpot

Me too - I fucking love this thing.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 15 January 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

The whole "catching up" phase of things gives me great pleasure too for some reason.

may pang (maypang), Thursday, 15 January 2004 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa.

I'm such a cheap bastard that I've never even thought about using Coinstar. If I ever find myself with $300 worth of quarters, it would be worth my time (and $9) to count them out. I'd even be able to monitor my state quarter collection.

However, I could start a penny can and use Coinstar for that. I would never think about saving pennies since it wouldn't be worth my time to count them out. Coinstar would come in handy for that.

And then, there's this freak.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 15 January 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I too love the Coinstar, it is a thing of beauty. It's like the start of Pink Floyd's "Money" but you're not dulled into submission by it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 January 2004 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I should save my pennies and buy Grand Royal.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 16 January 2004 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

We had a bitch of a time finding a Coinstar in Berkeley. Ended up going to the Pack N Save in Emeryville.

Dickerson Pike (Dickerson Pike), Friday, 16 January 2004 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, You need to go to Albertson's in El Cerrito like I did last night.

Grand total = $5.13!!!!

Darcus How? (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 January 2004 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i love coinstar as well. the first time i discovered it i was with a friend that never spent his change, and put it in a tin or a cup or something when he got home at night. we went back to his place and got all his change and we got $150 or something. we went out and bought a playstation with the money the next day. it felt like a free playstation!

colette (a2lette), Friday, 16 January 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I like how the lint gets caught in the little trap. finding a mushed up piece of gum in the trap is better than the $$ itself.

Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 16 January 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm with pleasant plains, 3% is a ripoff.

teeny (teeny), Friday, 16 January 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

there are no coinstars in Berkeley, Mr. Darcus How? is correct. They're only in Albertson's. The one at the Albertson's on College broke on me once and I lost about $10. I was so pissed off! These were the unemployed days.

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

We collected up all the coins we've saved over the past couple of years - sofa coins, floor coins, etc, nothing deliberately put aside - and wound up with something over $300. It was FABULOUS. People were gathering around the machine to watch us load in the coins. I used part of the money to buy several toy banks which I've placed in our key coin-accumulation areas.

Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Friday, 16 January 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

some bastard stole my plastic lion coin bank when i was moving house

kephm, Friday, 16 January 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

The last time I did this I was flat broke but for change, hit up the Coinstar, out popped about $50. I spent it all on beer that night. I treated myself; I drank pitchers STRAIGHT FROM TEH PITCHER. Who needs a glass when your wallet's blowing up like this?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 January 2004 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

My local Coinstar charges 8%!!! Never again! I'm saving it all for laundry money.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 16 January 2004 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

which coinstar is that, rosemary? cause i was gonna go to one this weekend, and if it's the one i was going to go to i will go somewhere else.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 16 January 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Mine went up to 9% last year. But the site above lists a credit union with a 3% machine, woo.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 16 January 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The Shop Rite in Jersey City.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 16 January 2004 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

buy a coin sorter that is the only way

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 16 January 2004 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

thankee for the tip-off RG!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 16 January 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
haha I am no longer too cheap to use coinstar. $95 today.

teeny (teeny), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

awesome. Yeah, for the last couple of years ive saved up my change all year and then spent the resulting money on Bastille Day parties. i usually get around $200. it's really great to be able to throw a fun drunken/cheesy bash just from showing a little will power and not raiding the quarters every day.

Fetchboy (Felcher), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

I vowed to never use CoinSatan because a dear friend had worked there, and let's just say my friend had to get the fuck outta dodge MADNESS!

donut gon' nut (donut), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

Quarters for the laundry have really messed up my biannual Coinstar take.

scrimhaw1837 (son_of_scrimshaw), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

I wish I could find a Coinstar machine. Is there a Coinstar locator or something?

And I'm trying to imagine the evil that could lurk there. Do the employees have to like hand-count and roll the coins or something? I picture Coinstar having some giant building full of change, like Scrooge McDuck's Money Bin.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

Coinstar Locator

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

I had this bright idea to fill up an empty ameretto bottle with pennies. It looked real cool, I tells ya, but spending twenty minutes trying to fish coins out of the small opening to get a redemption slip worth six dollars was NOT fun.

Now my change recepticle is a plastic Crystal Lite container, and I'm adding nickels to the mix now.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

omg, I didn't think there would actually be a Coinstar Locator. But of course they're all on the Upper West Side. wtf? Do they think everyone on the East Side has their own personal coin counters?

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
http://www.lifehacker.com/software/news/amazon-gift-certificates-at-coinstar-no-fee-125326.php

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 17 September 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

i heart coinstar.

cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 17 September 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

oh man, i wish i had change

yo heart amazon

dr gary busey (dr g), Saturday, 17 September 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

they're still jerks for normally charging 8.9%, and taking 7.5% of Katrina donations.

I think I may need a bathroom break? (wetmink2), Saturday, 17 September 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

the katrina charge is not so great, but the 8.9 doesn't seem too unreasonable

the son of dean cameron (dr g), Saturday, 17 September 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

no coinstars in canada :(

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 17 September 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

want coinstar.

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 17 September 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

My nearest Coinstar is about the most ghetto piece of machinary in Kroger, somewhere between a NAMCO variety video console and the blood pressure measuring device that has been touched by more now-dead people than you and me combined.

In short, I'll be seeing that Coinstar/Amazon console sometime in 2011.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 17 September 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

They have these in the UK, but as far as I know you don't get actual cash from them, just vouchers for the shop where they are located...

smee (smee), Sunday, 18 September 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

you get a voucher which you can exchange for CASH at the tills, or donate it to a charity of your choice

Slumpman (Slump Man), Sunday, 18 September 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

"Some people think that pennies don't add up to anything, but this is proof that they do," Brenda Wagner.

Some people deny maths?

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Sunday, 18 September 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

This thread inspired me to go to Jewel today to cash in my change for an amazon certificate. $101, not too bad, a nice Sunday afternoon surprise.

Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Sunday, 18 September 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Plus I like that it says on the screen, "Oh my you have a lot of change! Slow down so we can catch up!"

Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Sunday, 18 September 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Is there a Coinstar avatar?

the son of dean cameron (dr g), Sunday, 18 September 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Does no-one at all on this thread (or anywhere else) SPEND their small change? It seems I'm the weirdo for keeping an eye on the money in my pocket and seeing how much of the smaller coins I can use for my lunch, coffee, paper or whatever. It's pretty satisfying in its way, plus I'm not donating 9% of it to a big green box.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:03 (twenty years ago)

It's ok Mark - some of the boxes are blue.

suckling pig at a rave (alix), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:06 (twenty years ago)

AAAAAHHHHH!!! there's a Coinstar in Streatham! I should take all my copper there, I've been accumulating it for YEARS. Except it weighs a bloody ton...

I used to be quite conscientious about using all my change, but the copper always got the best of me. These days I chuck everything into a jar, separated out by copper or silver. Actually, these days pound coins and two pound coins go in, too, so who knows how much is in there. When it gets to the top, I'll take myself on holiday with it. Or something.

The Brocade Fire (kate), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)

One day I got bored and started counting my copper... I got to about £20 before someone rang me.

The Brocade Fire (kate), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:09 (twenty years ago)

This is the new method of testing your own popularity.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

I just take my small change to the bank (well i cash it at work but its the same thing). Its my money y'all.

Pete (Pete), Monday, 19 September 2005 12:02 (twenty years ago)

I think it may have a bit to do with us not having dollar coins (well not enough in circulation anyway) and you guys have pound and two pound coins--something that costs $2 will be 8 pieces of change minimum. And boy do people get mad at you if they're behind you and you start counting out change, which the inevitably dim cashier has to count out again when they take it.

teeny (teeny), Monday, 19 September 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

It was only my mum that rang me, so it's not like I'm popular. But still. I wanted to sound like I was cool and had friends that stop me from compulsive sheckel-counting.

The Brocade Fire (kate), Monday, 19 September 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

nine months pass...
I went back! and got $55 on a starbucks gift card.

Jeff. (Jeff), Saturday, 1 July 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

i got £35 out of this bitch a month or so ago

teh_kit has 22 friends (g-kit), Saturday, 1 July 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

We're still bros

admrl, Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:00 (seventeen years ago)

Now my change recepticle is a plastic Crystal Lite container, and I'm adding nickels to the mix now.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, August 22, 2005 10:03 PM Bookmark

Holy crap, it's been four years. I'm never going to fill that fucker up.

Seriously. Now I use my debit card for everything so I can get my 10 transactions a month. I never have change anymore.

······ (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

coinstar is some bullshit imo, dont they take like 9% or some

k3vin k., Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

dumping quarters & dimes into coinstar = you are a fool

roll that shit yourself and bank it

roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

^word

k3vin k., Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

my change gets presorted into quarters / nickles & dimes / pennies

this may have something to do with being gay tbh

roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

Gay = organizational?

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

How the tides have turned against Coinstar. I don't save quarters, I use them.

admrl, Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:26 (seventeen years ago)

whats sad is when you take your change to coinstar before the cup runneth over b/c you are so poor.

bnw, Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

haha, well, more specifically that my bf is rather organized and he put the presorting policy in place

roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

I was, for a while, a really big devotee of Commerce Bank's "Penny Arcade" no-skimming change-sorter.

But now I haven't moved or been super-broke for about a year, so there is just a massive pile of quarter-rich assorted change growing in my bedroom. Based on previous experience I'm gonna guess I can pull a good $150 out of there when it's bank-time.

nabisco, Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

x-post to BNW ^^^^^ Yes. I used to do this quite frequently. Thankfully those days are (mostly) behind me but I did do this last month in order to buy cigs because I'd already gone over my weekly budget.

ENBB, Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

I used to enjoy poking a finger through the coins, much the way brewers in beer commercials poke discerningly through hops, to judge the density of valuable coins versus less-valuable coins; it make me feel like a real artisan, or like an old farmer who pokes his toe in the soil and knows things about next year's harvest

nabisco, Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

"Ayuh. Plenty dimes in there. That'll do, jar" etc.

nabisco, Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

okay looooooooooooooooooooool

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

Hahaha yes! Although I always kept pennies in another container so I knew I was dealing with any of those worthless suckers. That said, my penny jar netted me nearly $100 once!

ENBB, Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

"wasn't" dealing with . . .

ENBB, Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

do you also plant rolls of pennies in the earth to grow money trees?

roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

That works?

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

I never have more than $2 in change.

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 5 June 2009 02:57 (seventeen years ago)

Fuck the service fee imo

They give you 100% if you turn it into amazon money. I dump the jar and buy records.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 5 June 2009 04:51 (seventeen years ago)

it's FREE if you turn it into gift certifs for Starbucks, Borders, Amazon, iTunes or CVS, which are all places I spend money

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 5 June 2009 04:52 (seventeen years ago)


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