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YES!!!!!!!!

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 16 January 2004 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

dude... not cool.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 16 January 2004 07:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I have the first half down.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 16 January 2004 07:24 (twenty-two years ago)

chris p. otm

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 16 January 2004 08:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Keep it down and you won't have to deal with the second part.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 16 January 2004 08:13 (twenty-two years ago)

go to bed you.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 16 January 2004 08:15 (twenty-two years ago)

yessir

― oops (Oops), Friday, 16 January 2004 08:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't puked from drinking in about 4 years. Actually, that was the last time I puked for any reason. Clearly I am not having as much fun as I was in college.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 16 January 2004 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

time to stop, have a cuppa, then EAT :-)
then you can keep going if you want, or go to bed ( if you go to bed, take 2 panadol first with lots of water, it helps with the morning onslaught ).

― donna (donna), Friday, 16 January 2004 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

My wife would kill me if she knew I posted this. Good thing she'll never know HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

http://www.geocities.com/rentamop/mindy-drunk2.txt

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 16 January 2004 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

she's about two feet from the porcelain pew at which she just finished genuflecting.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 16 January 2004 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Thats kinda cute. Nice belly.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 January 2004 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, all better now! All I needed was a nap and snuggling. There's still lots of puke on the floor, though.

First time ever, by the way. Yeah.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 16 January 2004 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Erm dude, clean it up!!!!!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 16 January 2004 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, yeah. That's the plan.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 16 January 2004 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

First time ever? Well done! I was 16.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Friday, 16 January 2004 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you a moral man Dan I?

― @lex K (Alex K), Friday, 16 January 2004 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, Dan, if I was your wife, I'd fucking kill you with a frying pan for that.

― Allyzay, Friday, 16 January 2004 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

It was New Years Eve, 1999. The ball had dropped, the world hadn't ended, merriment ensued. Considering I hadn't eaten anything in 24+ hours, I was doing alright...drinking beers, laughing, singing, dancing, etc. Then came the hooch. Half a cup of hooch down, and I'm getting pale. The room is getting spinny. As I dash for the bathroom, my buddy/the host is like "Are you alri...oh shit!". I make it to the porcelain relief center in time to let loose a volley of dry heaves for more than fifteen minutes. I'm laying on the floor, conscious, attempting to regain enough strengh to stand up for the next thirty. Finally, as I begin to rise from what I imagined to be my deathbed, I hear a momentary knock on the door - "FLABAP!" - followed by a scrawny man in a backwards baseball cap barging in. Chunks of orange and brown and other colors streaming from his mouth. ALL OVER THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY BODY. I kicked the asshat on my way out.

The worst part was that all night after that, everyone assumed I had puked all over myself, and I had to point at that douchebag and yell "IT'S HIS PUKE! NOT MINE! THERE WAS NOTHING IN MY BELLY TO PUKE!". Well, I didn't have to, but it made me feel better.

Two-thousand zero zero party over oops out of time...

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 January 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

omg...puked so much last night...first time since new years eve 2001...woke up this morning and there was red shit on the bathroom floor...might be blood...so much pain right now...

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 January 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

also...but hurts...dunno why...

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 January 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

ooooooohhhahahhhhhaoooooooohhhhhhhh

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 January 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

mommyyyyyy

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 January 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

god I'm so hungover, what am I doing reading this thread?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 16 January 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I was walking to bed and I passed my couch, tripped, fell right on top of it, and that's where they found me this morning

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 16 January 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Classic.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 16 January 2004 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

This saying was always foisted upon me, it is true to a point.

Liquor then beer, in the clear; beer then liquor, never sicker.

― earlnash, Friday, 16 January 2004 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the biggest pile of horseshit, I don't trust anybody who tells me that. I can drink and drink and drink beer and follow up with liquor and then even GO BACK AND FORTH without much of a problem at all, but the one night I have a cocktail or two followed by a few lagers I'm FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED URRRRRK all over the Magician.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 16 January 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Remember that time you took a shot of tequila and then thought it would be a good idea to lob beer bottles into my parking lot from the 3rd floor balcony onto cars?

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

It sucked at the time, but now it seems almost awesome.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

The worst puking experience ever, FYI, is puking sangria because you wake up the next morning after 3 pitchers of the shit still in your clothes and your shoes and your house is covered in chunky red blobs and you become convinced that you have gotten the consumption and are about to die because you have COUGHED UP YR LUNGS.

Then you realize it is puke and it will never, ever come out of your carpet.

xpostt I think that's a good idea without the tequila, as long as it is yr house and not mine I'm ok with that situation.

― Allyzay, Friday, 16 January 2004 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

The best puking experience, for what it is worth, is puking all over some fucker's porsche.

― Allyzay, Friday, 16 January 2004 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I think actually I was drinking out of a big glass of tequila that night, because we ran out of beer. Yeah.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 16 January 2004 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew things got a little out of control when you asked for a glass of cheap-ass Cuervo on the rocks "for sipping".

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

But it doesnt have shit on your Bombay Gin and milk.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Ugh, I can seriously put away the tequila and that encourages other people in my entourage to try to prove themselves by doing the same. Twice I have chosen to swig directly from the bottle for like an entire evening. The first time, my stoned ass roommate tried to do the same and then completely demolished these German dudes' table and knocked over all their shit and broke their bong and then threw up in my hallway. The second time I was on my roof doing same and the person I was with grabbed bottle, took a swig, and then THREW UP ON ME IMMEDIATELY. Seriously, I really kind of wish I skipped being 21 altogether.

xpost GIN AND MILK??? THAT IS SO WRONG.

― Allyzay, Friday, 16 January 2004 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Hence his handle "Dr. Bombay"

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahahahahahahaha that is so gross and disgusting. I could seriously only see trying that if I was really, really fucking high.

― Allyzay, Friday, 16 January 2004 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"We're out of juice! What would Snoop Dogg do?? I KNOW, MILK!!"

― Allyzay, Friday, 16 January 2004 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

That night was pure magic. The same night he did a double-inverted face plant, lost his clothes, and was pissed on by a cat that hates him.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The last time I took tequila shots I forgot to lick the salt, took the shot, realized what I'd done, grabbed the glass of lemon juice (cuz we were out of actual lemons/limes), which was slippery with condensation, dropped it on the floor, thus losing EVERYONE their chaser, and then got an almost empty shot glass thrown in my face. I went to wipe the tequila from my eyes with the hand that still had salt on it. UGH.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Tequila was part of my problem last night. BLearrrgh.

I just got through scrubbling my toilet bowl and the walls of my bathroom. Totally foul, and my stomach feels like it's been used for practice by [some boxer].

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Thats a night-ender if ive ever heard one.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I drank two bottles of tequila sans intermediary container while I was living in billeting in Texas. That was hilarious because that night I actually didn't do anything crazy at all unless you count dumping blue gatorade on the floor and going "I don't give a fuck! It's not my carpet!"

― TOMBOT, Friday, 16 January 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

All I can think to say here is "What would Craig do?" which will only make sense to two people on this entire board.

― Allyzay, Friday, 16 January 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I love how the phrase "DRUNK AND PUKING" is sitting proudly atop New Answers right now.

― tweemu (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

And so it shall for all eternity.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I just realized I've been thrown up on by other people at least 4 times.

― Allyzay, Friday, 16 January 2004 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Well. That sure isnt pleasant.

I once woke up after passing out drunk only to puke...on a paper plate. That didnt work out too well.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I've only been thrown up on once. By a guy who was blacked out in the bathroom and whose eyes were not dilating properly in response to changes in the light. I was trying to purge him so I wasn't really surprised. The fact that it was dark red was the weird part. We called 911. He woke up with a catheter and suggested that I might be the person responsible for a drug that showed up in his lab results. I haven't spoken to him since.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 16 January 2004 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

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though there was what looked like some drops of blood on the carpet on the other side of the house where i wasnt last night which is relatively inexplicable

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 January 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

except of course that i was drunk

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 January 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

and my butt hurts today

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 January 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I love puking threads. Why were so many people drinking so much on a Thursday night anyway!?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 16 January 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

thurs...day?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 January 2004 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

your concept of calendar notated time means nothing to me

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 January 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"Could you take this next left and- hy, is that Paul Reiser?"
"Huh? Where?"
"*ralph* Oh never mind, I was mistaken. Yes, stop here."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 January 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

My best friend barfed so hard it came out her nose a little bit. Haha, funny, unless you're below her looking UP at this monstrosity happen. (I was lying on the bathroom floor. Nice.) I don't think I've ever moved so fast in my life.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 16 January 2004 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

well done, dan! you're ready to move to nyc and get sick in cabs with impunity!

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 16 January 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

HI IAN!!!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 16 January 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

HI JON!!!!

Tonight will be a night of NO ALCOHOL.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 16 January 2004 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

DUDE WE HAVE ACID AND MDMA!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 16 January 2004 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Send me a care package. Care of drugs.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 16 January 2004 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

here is my best barfy story!

third year or so of university, I was all depressed and stuff and I hadn't really eaten in three days, so my stomach has shrunk quite a bit. I arrange to meet a new friend, a school chum, at a bar for a drink, the first time we'd ever hang out off-campus. before the bar, I decide to go to a diner and eat a gigantic club sandwich with lots of fixings, fries, all that stuff.

anyway, I get to the bar and start drinking lots of pints of beer, and my friend is kinda late, so I keep drinking pints of beer. my buddy arrives, more drinking is done, and then I start to feel weird. we leave the place and as we're walking down a fairly well-populated street I start to heave. but since I'm with a new friend I don't want to freak him out, so every few steps or so I just turn my head and puke a bit onto the sidewalk, and then continue the conversation as if nothing has happened. at one point I do this in front of a crowded restaurant's picture window, and then in front of a cop car. my easy grace w/regards to public puking obviously freaks out my friend more than just heaving in an alleyway would, but here's the best part:

we've stayed friends until this day!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 17 January 2004 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(just kinda wanted to give the story an inspiring ending there)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 17 January 2004 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

why are you so FAT

― emily shitzuo, Saturday, 17 January 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

same reason you are so GAY

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 17 January 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

one time in grade 10 i puked cos of vodka
i puked for 8 hours and got vomit all over my friend's walls and ceiling. I turned green apparently, and I also broke my glaasses that night somehow...i puked on the taxi ride home as well
this other time i got real drunk on vodka and puked for a real long time and then my puke turned bright, florescent green, it glowed.. so i puked some more.
those are my favourite puking memories

― gff s (kissmyfist), Sunday, 18 January 2004 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

here is my best barfy story!

I love the fact this sentence can exist.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 January 2004 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i had a secret spew the morning after my big sisters ocker shindig in late november. me and my aunty drank 6 bottle of champagne and a fair amount of my mums vodders between us. it was the first time i'm drunkenly puked in 6 years.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 18 January 2004 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

The worst story I've got is puking out the window of a moving vehicle that I was driving. I got a new job, went to my usual bar with some friends, ran up a huge tab on my then-new Discover card, plus a big tip for being underage and getting friend prices. I don't remember anything from about 11 on, other requesting the Cure on the jukebox over and over. I've got flashes of paying my tab, dropping the pen and just staring at it for a minute on the floor, and then of the vomiting.

Right after that I pulled into a parking lot and curled up in the bed of my truck for the night.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 18 January 2004 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

thats really bad, milo. but i can't hassle you, i have this horrible history of drunk driving that i only talk about when i'm at a computer with a dozen macs gold in the fridge. my old drunk pukin stories is very fresher, you've heard it all before, RA finds you unconsious at porcelain in the dorm, dad finds plastic bag of puke hanging on the deer fence at his 50th birthday bash, you know the like.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 18 January 2004 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm kind of disturbed by the plastic bag thing.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 18 January 2004 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

so were my whanau. they still call me "plastic bag" like they call my big sister "bucket"

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 18 January 2004 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

haven't actually puked for years but, er, (please someone else tell me this does happen) a month or so ago i woke up and kept coughing up vicious pink phlem balls. thought i was gonna die.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Sunday, 18 January 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Err, unless you drank/ate something red I'd be a bit worried!

I spew AFTER drinking all the time. Never when drunk, but next day my liver goes nuts or something, and I get an acidy tum and puke up water and sometimes green bile... yum :/

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

that time i was unconscious in a toilet cubicle i pukedup all this BLACK stuff. what the hell? it looked like pot in oil form.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

crikey

i've only ever puked bile once, when i gave myself massive alcohol poisoning. there is no viler tasting substance in the entire world.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

is that bile? i only ever puked it once and i don't remember what it tastes like.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I've done the pink/red phlegm balls once or twice unrelated to drinking - I think it's just that you've coughed so much or so hard you've irritated something and made it bleed slightly.

Puking up pitchers of Miller Lite is the worst experience I've ever had. It burned coming up.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

bright yellow, and REVOLTING. no amount of drinking water would make the taste go away

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had a cold type thing for the past couple of weeks - was SICK for about 3 days, but ODing on Nyquil / Dayquil gelcaps nipped that shit in the bud. (Happy New Year for me, yay.) Every morning since, tho, I've woken up with some multi-colored loogie lodged in my throat. And I see blood-flecked boogers in the tissue when I blow my nose (in the morning). Key colors - turkey gravy brown, Lemon Fresh 409 yellow, LED red.

― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

my first vomit experience was on...oh, whats that stuff thats like port only worse??? deep purple/pink stains all over me army jacket (c.16 yo). i can NEVER face it again. see? i've forgotten its name.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

claret?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

nono: fortified shit sold cheap to youngsters

― mullygrubber (gaz), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

muscat?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

another fave was a goon of INVALID port. i nvere understood if that was port for invalids, made you an invalid or was in-valid (ie not quite port)

x-post muscat! o jeeeeeeez don't say the word/

― mullygrubber (gaz), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

elsewher people are discussing derrida

― mullygrubber (gaz), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

isn't it invalid stout?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, the first time I evah got drunk was on the last day of high school, drinking port from a 4L cask at 7 in the morning (!!) at a school-sanctioned BBQ. Thats the kinda classy school I went to *hic*.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

a barbie at 7 in th am? you were right to get drunk!

― mullygrubber (gaz), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

It was all I could do to cope with the booners I wrnt to school with. Ughh. Hated it. Never bother going to Queanbeyan if you can help it.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

anyone have any GOOD remembrances of school / growing up?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

oh alcohol, cause of and solution to all of life's problem.

growing up rules. because when you're growing up/in school, there's lots of pussy & beer & drugs. and because it's okay to be shallow/hollow/empty sometimes.

tonight, my friend devin & i played look out for our friendly neighborhood bum while he smoked crack in a phone booth. as of now, he is supposed to be getting some weed for us. ridiculous on so many levels.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

fond memories of school - eating a small dose of magic mushrooms in our hotel room the night before an Academic Decathlon competition, keeping the freshman from freaking out at their first (if mild) visuals. And pretty much what Ian said - no real responsibilities.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

sherry?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 18 January 2004 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i am in a computer lab dfrinking beer

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 18 January 2004 07:03 (twenty-two years ago)

sherryyousmelldifferent.

also: good memories of school... smoking weed at lunch for the last few years of high school. losing my virginity. making friends. learning stuff.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 18 January 2004 07:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i am in a computer lab dfrinking beer

*cries at this beautiful thought*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 January 2004 07:35 (twenty-two years ago)

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Especially if it involves Tuaca, cheese and carpet. Your own, I mean.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 18 January 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

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