Films where some kid's older brother gets turned into a big steaming turd at the end by a one time aftershave model who was shagging Steven Seagal

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I can only think of "Weird Science" but surely there are others?

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 16 January 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony Michael Hall was in it too.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 16 January 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, you're a hit. Check Excelsior..

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 16 January 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

shut up mark.

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Friday, 16 January 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

charming...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 16 January 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

didn't mean to be rude, sorry.

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Friday, 16 January 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Check Excelsior...

How do I do this?

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 16 January 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

put yr head up yr ass and blow

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 January 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

hehe. suffer.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 16 January 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

That's all it takes in this town kid. One hit and you're made. Suddenly everybody loves ya... You're eatin in the best restaurants and everything comes with gravy. But that don't mean to say its gonna last. Its a fickle business kid, lemme tell you that. You gotta look for the smart plays. Don't get cocky. Listen to your friends, and I mean your true friends here, not those cockroaches who come crawling out the floorboards whisperin in your ear just yooz a hit, I'm talking about the friends who was by your side when you was just a two-bit schmuk kickin for a break. Real friends, I'm talkin about hear, you understand me? They're hard to find in this business you know kid. You gotta hold on to em or you'll lose your soul. Remember what I told you. Take care now.

― a shotgun, Friday, 16 January 2004 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

From the FAQ bit of ILXor, I'd like to say that the addition at the bottom should be added immediately. Thanks

I love ILx, Who Should I Thank?
You should thank (and so should I):
- Phil Greenspun, for providing server and software free in the first place.
- Andrew Gerrand, for providing server space in the second place.
- Graham P, for coding the new ILX.
- Mark S, Mike Daddino and Sean for their work categorising and preserving old threads.
- David Raposa, for registering our new domain name.
-C-Man, for his hilarious and refreshing threads which attract many new people to the board for jovial laughs.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 16 January 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"jovial"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 January 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"laughs"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 January 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"thank"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 January 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"cunt"

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 January 2004 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"cunt"

― Patrick Kinghorn, Friday, 16 January 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 January 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Huh?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 January 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Leave my threads alone steve - go get in your Santa Claus suit.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

" " " "

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 16 January 2004 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is k-lame.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 16 January 2004 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"cunt"

― Patrick Kinghorn, Friday, 16 January 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"cnut"

― sdfsdfs, Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is k-newt.

― Hmmm, Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Best cunt ever.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Knut :

http://www.kirken.no/artimages/Glass-Knut-web.gif

― wertwrtwartwar, Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

not Knut :

http://www.blackbeltmag.com/archives/halloffame/1988/instructor2.gif

― zjfjfjhf, Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

two knuts :

http://www.adm.hiof.no/~nyheter/2002/bilder/forskeggen.jpg

― gigiiouzozguif, Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Fist & Finger VS teh knut :

http://www.crankycritic.com/archive/posters/weirdscience.jpg

― gugkgkgk, Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

the model :

http://yakov.dls.net/~eagle/orange/30/gilette.jpg

― asfawfwefqwed, Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Steven Seagal playing Elephant Polo :

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/polo/97/img/seagal-08.jpg

― sfsydvfsdv, Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

(and winning)

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/polo/97/img/seagal-06.jpg

― dfvsdyfvysdf, Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

a renegade turd :

http://www.soimmature.com/images/toilet_turd.gif

― fgxfgxdfbx, Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

and Knut Rumknudsen, famous turd hunter.

http://www.dreamscan.com/kobok/images/btsg08.jpg

good night!

― ergsgsyfgd, Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

nineteen years pass...

Citizen Kane

― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 December 2023 20:12 (two years ago)

surprised no one has mentioned Weird Science yet

― Vinnie, Sunday, 3 December 2023 03:32 (two years ago)

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