Taking Sides: Could Steve Irwin fight Mike Tyson and win?

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See, this is a difficult one because I don't think Tyson could take on a crocodile, but Irwin can. So does this mean that, by rights, Irwin could beat Tyson in a fight?

C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 18 January 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Dennis Irwin vs a Dyson vaccuum cleaner is much more interesting

Scatman, Sunday, 18 January 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://symetri.org/gray/dcon/images/he-bat-man.jpg

Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Sunday, 18 January 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Technotronic wins! Many big hits, see yakidk.com for good pagewbeb!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 18 January 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone has to send that pic to Wizard magazine so they can put a funny caption under it.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 18 January 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Superman vs He-Man?
C-Man vs Predator
Sleeper vs Ricky Hatton
Baron Greenbackk vs Gargamel vs Todd Terry vs Alizee vs Citizen Kane

omg, Sunday, 18 January 2004 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

If my Wizard subscription actually came, I'd so do it.

Leee Majors (Leee), Sunday, 18 January 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Why has He-Man got a Batman tatoo? Cross-cultural cartoon meltdown!

Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Sunday, 18 January 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, you ask for serious threads - I give you one and you don't answer it seriously.

C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 18 January 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

HAhahahahah! Serious threads.

Hahahahha!

My sides. Oh stop it.

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 18 January 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

if tyson has an umbrella and tricks irwin into making noodles, it could be a toss-up, viz the following diagram:

http://www.samnorkin.com/images/Irwin%20&%20Shiner.gif

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 18 January 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"a mekon harlequin armed with spaghetti battling Gargamel as Mary Poppins to the chagrin of a remarkably snooty moon" IS one of Norkin's less celebrated works sadly.

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 18 January 2004 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I was so disappointed when I clicked on this and found out it was a C-Man thread.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Y'know. I never paid enough attention to He-Man to notice how damned fruity his haircut was.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Not wanting to encourage him, but it's a great question!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy shit! Is that a C-Man SELF PORTRAIT from his last trip to TwuntCON?

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Not really. I think theres a rule that states real people vs real people and fictional vs fictional. Because real people MUST MUST MUST obey the laws of physics.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/phoneconfusion.jpg

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm in the phone booth, it's the one across the hall
If you don't answer, I'll just ring it off the wall
I know he's there but I just had to call
Don't leave me hanging on the telephone
I heard your mother now she's going out the door
Did she go to work or just go to the store?
All those things she said I told you to ignore
Oh why can't we talk again?
Don't leave me hanging on the telephone
It's good to hear your voice, you know it's been so long
If I don't get your calls then everything goes wrong
I want to tell you something you've known all along
Don't leave me hanging on the telephone
I had to interrupt and stop this conversation
Your voice across the line gives me a strange sensation
I'd like to talk when I can show you my affection
Oh I can't control myself!
Don't leave me hanging on the telephone
Oh hang there unrelieved!
(repeat)

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

How do you post a picture that's saved on your hard drive on to ILX. I can even post a piccy of me...

C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank Holy f!@# for that!!!

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Steve Irwin AND Mike Tyson AND Calzywalzy AND a crocodile.

In a cage.

SkyChannel, please get your people to talk to their people....

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Tyson wins because a Croc bites but Tyson can bite AND throw a killer punch.

regards,

REB

Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Monday, 19 January 2004 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

How do you post a picture that's saved on your hard drive on to ILX. I can even post a piccy of me...
Can't. The < EMBED> tag is not permitted on ILX. You'll have to post it on yer own website (you do still have that horror movie forum, right?) and post a link to it.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 19 January 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)


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