Taking Sides: Could Steve Irwin fight Mike Tyson and win?

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See, this is a difficult one because I don't think Tyson could take on a crocodile, but Irwin can. So does this mean that, by rights, Irwin could beat Tyson in a fight?

― C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 18 January 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Dennis Irwin vs a Dyson vaccuum cleaner is much more interesting

― Scatman, Sunday, 18 January 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://symetri.org/gray/dcon/images/he-bat-man.jpg

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Sunday, 18 January 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Technotronic wins! Many big hits, see yakidk.com for good pagewbeb!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 18 January 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone has to send that pic to Wizard magazine so they can put a funny caption under it.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 18 January 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Superman vs He-Man?
C-Man vs Predator
Sleeper vs Ricky Hatton
Baron Greenbackk vs Gargamel vs Todd Terry vs Alizee vs Citizen Kane

― omg, Sunday, 18 January 2004 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

If my Wizard subscription actually came, I'd so do it.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Sunday, 18 January 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Why has He-Man got a Batman tatoo? Cross-cultural cartoon meltdown!

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Sunday, 18 January 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, you ask for serious threads - I give you one and you don't answer it seriously.

― C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 18 January 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

HAhahahahah! Serious threads.

Hahahahha!

My sides. Oh stop it.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 18 January 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

if tyson has an umbrella and tricks irwin into making noodles, it could be a toss-up, viz the following diagram:

http://www.samnorkin.com/images/Irwin%20&%20Shiner.gif

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 18 January 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"a mekon harlequin armed with spaghetti battling Gargamel as Mary Poppins to the chagrin of a remarkably snooty moon" IS one of Norkin's less celebrated works sadly.

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 18 January 2004 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I was so disappointed when I clicked on this and found out it was a C-Man thread.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Y'know. I never paid enough attention to He-Man to notice how damned fruity his haircut was.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Not wanting to encourage him, but it's a great question!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy shit! Is that a C-Man SELF PORTRAIT from his last trip to TwuntCON?

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Not really. I think theres a rule that states real people vs real people and fictional vs fictional. Because real people MUST MUST MUST obey the laws of physics.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/phoneconfusion.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm in the phone booth, it's the one across the hall
If you don't answer, I'll just ring it off the wall
I know he's there but I just had to call
Don't leave me hanging on the telephone
I heard your mother now she's going out the door
Did she go to work or just go to the store?
All those things she said I told you to ignore
Oh why can't we talk again?
Don't leave me hanging on the telephone
It's good to hear your voice, you know it's been so long
If I don't get your calls then everything goes wrong
I want to tell you something you've known all along
Don't leave me hanging on the telephone
I had to interrupt and stop this conversation
Your voice across the line gives me a strange sensation
I'd like to talk when I can show you my affection
Oh I can't control myself!
Don't leave me hanging on the telephone
Oh hang there unrelieved!
(repeat)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

How do you post a picture that's saved on your hard drive on to ILX. I can even post a piccy of me...

― C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank Holy f!@# for that!!!

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Steve Irwin AND Mike Tyson AND Calzywalzy AND a crocodile.

In a cage.

SkyChannel, please get your people to talk to their people....

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Sunday, 18 January 2004 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Tyson wins because a Croc bites but Tyson can bite AND throw a killer punch.

regards,

REB

― Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Monday, 19 January 2004 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

How do you post a picture that's saved on your hard drive on to ILX. I can even post a piccy of me...
Can't. The < EMBED> tag is not permitted on ILX. You'll have to post it on yer own website (you do still have that horror movie forum, right?) and post a link to it.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 19 January 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

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