Does Scarlet Johansson hold the key to the stationery cupboard itself?

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Tokyo suits her far better than Vermeer.

― Phoebe Dinsmore, Monday, 19 January 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

she can refill my stapler any day of the week

― Not C-Man (blueski), Monday, 19 January 2004 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Does ILX hold the key to being amazingly retarded??! Film at 11.

― Allyzay, Monday, 19 January 2004 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

!!! ALLY ARE YOU BEN THE GOTH?!

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 19 January 2004 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

YES IT IS MY HIDDEN SECRET!!!!! DON'T TELL ANYONE OK?

― Allyzay, Monday, 19 January 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

You've shagged Starry?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 19 January 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I've shagged everyone but you! Did you miss that memo?

― Allyzay, Monday, 19 January 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

In that case Ben hey welcome back from your holidays! I thought you got the memo saying STOP SAYING FILM AT ELEVEN GIMP-O! Did you get me a present?

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 19 January 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Kerrist. There *was* going to be a meeting! THANKS ALLY!

― broadcast boy, Monday, 19 January 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I ruined the meeting?? Shit. FILM AT 11. Hmmmmm presents...I have got some white socks, would you like them?

― Allyzay, Monday, 19 January 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha you are not Ben The Goth he would never wear white socks. Either way no thanks for the socks, will you beat up Barry for casting aspersions about my shag-life though?

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 19 January 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

not a meeting, per say, BUT A NAME AND SHAME CHALLENGE! betcha didnt shag the cleaner, jeff!

― broadcast boy, Monday, 19 January 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I promise to smack Barry a good one, that is for 100% certain.

What's Jeff's last name?

― Allyzay, Monday, 19 January 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

From The Fray:

I'd like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I'll tell more,those clones(it's not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it's in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr. Helmut Kohl home town.You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they're NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn't authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it's all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way

― Mordy, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 03:31 (seventeen years ago)

But... but... you say nothing of the key to the stationery cupboard!!?!

― Aimless, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 03:42 (seventeen years ago)

i've got some biomaterials for her

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

sorry

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

moonship journey to blap

― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 04:01 (seventeen years ago)

haha

― myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 04:01 (seventeen years ago)

I would think the connection between the cloning conspiracy and the stationery cupboard would be self-explanatory?

(ie: This seemed like the best already existing ScarJo thread to mention the cloning stuff in.)

― Mordy, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 04:02 (seventeen years ago)

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― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 04:37 (seventeen years ago)

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― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 04:51 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^^

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― the night of counting the years (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 07:36 (seventeen years ago)

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