This is a thread in which all of the females to whom Calum has shown ILX can tell us what douchebags we are

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For like, questioning his feminist credentials, crazy fools that we are.

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been looking for a decent picture of lipstick-plus-fist = face, but I can't find one. So just imagine one here, cheers.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Douchebags! You're such douchebags! Yeah!

― Calum's "female" friend, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, they aint gonna post here. So you'll just have to take my word for it. And of course you won't. Meet me for a FAP if you're so curious. Ned didn't. But, last time, I'm. Winding. You. Guys. Up.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Which is why we're so utterly sick of the sight of you. < /Blackadder >

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there really such a thing as a douchebag? I always thought, just from the way they're portrayed on television (and from my understanding of the french language), that douches were sort of fine mists, like nasal decongestants, but smell like springtime in the Alps.

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Meet me for a FAP if you're so curious.

Oh, wait up, please! I can't wait to meet you! You seem so interesting and kind.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm. Winding. You. Guys. Up.

Doompatrol did that already. Better than you, as well.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

LOL

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

In the interest of satisfying Luigi's query, I've image googled for "douchebag" to hilarious results. I suggest you do the same.

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Norm, you love my threads!

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

In all honesty Calum, I was really thrilled when I saw you posting at the gas station, and I was really dissapointed when you made so little effort there. I think it would have done you good to go up against some real hardass conservative idiots. I would actually have been rooting for you against some of that crowd of socipaths. OTOH, I don't think this is the place for you.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

For example,

http://www.homestead.com/yicken/files/catbasket.jpg

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

all I got was:
http://kapenskihigh.8m.com/Tigers.jpg

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

who remembers that "Royal Ball of Inventors" sketch on early SNL? You had Buck Henry & Gilda Radner as "The Duke & Duchess of Douchebag".

Garrett Morris was the host announcing their entrance, and totally nailed it.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

FOUND IT!

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/79/pics/79tdouchebag3.jpg

Butler: Lord and Lady Doucebag!
Lord Salisbury: Well, well, well.. I was just asking Lord Sandwich, "Where the devil are those Douchebags?"
Lady Doucebag: Well, it has been impossible to get him out of his workshop! He has been working day and night.
Lord Salisbury: You, Douchebag? Well, I wasn't aware you dabbled in that sort of thing. What in heaven's name are you working on?
Lord Doucebag: Well, I would be happy to tell you.. but perhaps after you have finished eating.
Lord Salisbury: Well, here is Chambers right now. Would you like something to eat?
Lord Doucebag: We're not too hungry right now - just a plate of raw vegetables.
Lord Salisbury: Would you like some dresing with that?
Lady Doucebag: Just some vinegar and water, thank you.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

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