To elephants: if you must drink, don't die

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Ah well.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 January 2004 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

if it's beer they want...

― aleksandr supertramp (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 23 January 2004 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Wooo! Drunken elephants on a rampage!!! Watch out! Watch out!

http://www.thelollies.co.uk/images/elephants4.gif

― the river fleet, Friday, 23 January 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i've heard about this before.
you'd think they'd find a more secure location to brew this stuff.

these elephants actually remind me of a friend of mine.

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 23 January 2004 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Our newpaper has a little section called 'EarthWatch' or something on the weather page that reports about global phenomena, and not a week goes by without the elephants enjoying a good rice-beer rampage. This was bound to happen; it was just a matter of time.

― andy, Friday, 23 January 2004 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.harley-domboson.nl/images/Dombo/dumbo%60bath%5B1%5D.gif

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 23 January 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.brycemuir.com/graphics/MISC/DUMBO/Dumbo.gif

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 23 January 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://aplat.free.fr/illus/Tof/dumbo.jpg

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 23 January 2004 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Lucy the Elephant in Margate, NJ!

http://www.quartzcity.net/albums/nyc2004/IMG_1058.sized.jpg

― aleksandr supertramp (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 23 January 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Meanwhile in Thailand, the elephants are on a sugar frenzy rampage - only they're hijacking trucks!

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 January 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i didn't read the article, so sue me if it's already there, but,,,,,,,,,

what do elephants see when they're drunk, pink people
*rimshot, blah blah*

ok, i'll grab my coat

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 23 January 2004 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

We are pink, bro.

― andy, Friday, 23 January 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

We are pink, bro.

AHA! I KNEW IT! Prepare to eat some righteous slack, pink boys!

http://www.cs.hut.fi/~pno/SubGenius/SorD.gif

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 January 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

¡Quelle coincidence!

I've been reading about studies looking at seratonin in monkeys. At low seratonin levels (e.g. depressed), the monkeys were more likely to be aggressive, self-destructive and more apt to drink alcohol.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 23 January 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

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