I Am the Fly

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Right now I'm eating squares of Dairy Milk dipped in tea with loads of sugar in it. For lunch I had half a carton of Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough, and for breakfast it was a bag of Maryland cookies and two cups of Nescafe.

dave q, Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I went through a period of eating digestive biscits in milk.

Mmmm sugary, Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Right now I'm eating squares of Dairy Milk dipped in tea with loads of sugar in it. For lunch I had half a carton of Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough, and for breakfast it was a bag of Maryland cookies and two cups of Nescafe.

and how did u feel after that?

DJ FAS Course, Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Buzzin'.

Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Nescafe? ugghhhh. You poor thing.

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I just had 4 doughnuts and a cup of tea!

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

But how are your fingernails doing?

Charles Hatcher (musenheddo), Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

...I am the fly, I am the fly, I am the fly, fly in the, fly in the... ointment!

donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 24 January 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I - am - the - fly - up - on - the - wall

Colin Moulding (Ned), Saturday, 24 January 2004 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Why are they called Maryland cookies?

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 24 January 2004 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, what's wrong with "chocolate chip"?

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 24 January 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

A man will rise
A man will fall
From the sheer face of love
Like a fly from a wall
It's no secret at all

Charles Hatcher (musenheddo), Saturday, 24 January 2004 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Chocolate digestive biscuits dissolved in warm milk is the best comfort food ever. Mmmm. I just had a chocolate muffin. A PROPER chocolate muffin, not those bizarre cupcake things the English call American Muffins.

the river fleet, Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

dave q turns into bono SHOCKA!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah fuck the atkins diet.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Flies can only ingest liquid food. The mouth parts of a house fly are adapted for sponging up liquids; they cannot bite. They feed on solid food by regurgitating saliva on it. This liquifies the solid material which is then sponged up.

Any of this sounding familiar, dave q?

Charles Hatcher (musenheddo), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't take dave q to a Pizza Express lest he expurgate stomach acid atop your Sloppy Giuseppe and then nick your dough balls.

Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Only half a carton of cookie dough? How is that even possible?

TOMBOT, Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It was Half Baked. I ate the chocolate fudge brownie half.

Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

The Atkins Diet is evil. Didn't you ever watch Quincy? THE ATKINS DIET KILLED THIS GIRL!!!

the river fleet, Sunday, 25 January 2004 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

ah kate you missed the Atkins docu the other day - it's all about the protein

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 25 January 2004 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all about the liver damage!

the river fleet, Sunday, 25 January 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was the kidneys.

Charles Hatcher (musenheddo), Sunday, 25 January 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

well the ol' boys thought it'd be a good deed to mix the black with the white
but if you're a fly in the buttermilk they chase ya all through the night

Angelo Moore (nickalicious), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)


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