I Am the Fly

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Right now I'm eating squares of Dairy Milk dipped in tea with loads of sugar in it. For lunch I had half a carton of Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough, and for breakfast it was a bag of Maryland cookies and two cups of Nescafe.

― dave q, Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I went through a period of eating digestive biscits in milk.

― Mmmm sugary, Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

and how did u feel after that?

― DJ FAS Course, Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Buzzin'.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Nescafe? ugghhhh. You poor thing.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I just had 4 doughnuts and a cup of tea!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

But how are your fingernails doing?

― Charles Hatcher (musenheddo), Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

...I am the fly, I am the fly, I am the fly, fly in the, fly in the... ointment!

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 24 January 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I - am - the - fly - up - on - the - wall

― Colin Moulding (Ned), Saturday, 24 January 2004 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Why are they called Maryland cookies?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 24 January 2004 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, what's wrong with "chocolate chip"?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 24 January 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

A man will rise
A man will fall
From the sheer face of love
Like a fly from a wall
It's no secret at all

― Charles Hatcher (musenheddo), Saturday, 24 January 2004 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Chocolate digestive biscuits dissolved in warm milk is the best comfort food ever. Mmmm. I just had a chocolate muffin. A PROPER chocolate muffin, not those bizarre cupcake things the English call American Muffins.

― the river fleet, Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

dave q turns into bono SHOCKA!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah fuck the atkins diet.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Flies can only ingest liquid food. The mouth parts of a house fly are adapted for sponging up liquids; they cannot bite. They feed on solid food by regurgitating saliva on it. This liquifies the solid material which is then sponged up.

Any of this sounding familiar, dave q?

― Charles Hatcher (musenheddo), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't take dave q to a Pizza Express lest he expurgate stomach acid atop your Sloppy Giuseppe and then nick your dough balls.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Only half a carton of cookie dough? How is that even possible?

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It was Half Baked. I ate the chocolate fudge brownie half.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

The Atkins Diet is evil. Didn't you ever watch Quincy? THE ATKINS DIET KILLED THIS GIRL!!!

― the river fleet, Sunday, 25 January 2004 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

ah kate you missed the Atkins docu the other day - it's all about the protein

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 25 January 2004 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all about the liver damage!

― the river fleet, Sunday, 25 January 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was the kidneys.

― Charles Hatcher (musenheddo), Sunday, 25 January 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

well the ol' boys thought it'd be a good deed to mix the black with the white
but if you're a fly in the buttermilk they chase ya all through the night

― Angelo Moore (nickalicious), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

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