JESUS GOD HELP ME

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I am in easyeverything and this man just passed me this note as he was leaving. It reads "would you like to be treated as a goddess and a superior being? I bleieve in total female supremacy and wish to serve you" HOW scared should i be? It includes an email address. I think i will run away.

― alix (alix), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

YIKES

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

make him come clean your bathroom

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I give that note to girls all the time, but rarely get an email. Might have to work on my people-skills...

― andy, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

reply: "as your new supreme goddess, i command you to fuck off. never speak to me or lay eyes upon me ever again; bitch."

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"also please destroy all my enemies"
"this includes you"

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I would love a minion. But yeah, it sounds creepy.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd get down to some serious smiting.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

has he sacrificed the finest fattened calf in your name yet? no? then hell with him...

― Huggy Dork (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

RUN NOW!

― Fell This Boy (Felcher), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

he's a sub, totally harmless, play with him or not as you like.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Have him buy everyone a round at the next FAP. And the next round and the next and...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

does his email address start with a C and end with a Man?

― Huck Me Gently (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

call me callous but i was first perplexed about "easyeveryting".

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

or "easyeverything" for that matter.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't be.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, it sounds creepy, but there's probably money in it and all you'll have to do is slap him about a bit. Go for it.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

no, just pretend it didnt happen

― isadora (isadora), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I am still perplexed about easyeverything...?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Run with it...

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

A quick google search reveals easyeverything to be an internet cafe.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

comparable perhaps to the easyalibi?

― Huck Me Gently (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Email him and tell him you're a necrophiliac and that you want to make love to his pre-rotting still-warm corpse.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I came up with a hardware store that specializes in antique Hummel figures.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I say you email him Neil Diamond lyrics until he figures out that he should just bother someone else.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

make him come clean your bathroom

Every so often I think about responding to ads by submissives offering their domestic services to dommes...

"You missed a spot there. Clean it with your tongue."
"Make me."
WHAP
"Ohhhhhhhh yes, mistress!"

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

this is hilario - i mean - very distressing - poor Alix!

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

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