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yesterday my headphones broke and then the button on my pants flew off and I was at work and for the rest of the day (including going out to a movie after work) my pants were held up by a paperclip.

signed,

s1ocki

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 29 January 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

was somebody playing "Three Blind Mice" in the background?

― Huck Me Gently (Horace Mann), Thursday, 29 January 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

A girl at work dropped a glass. In a seeming chain reaction three others also knocked glasses off of tables, and one lady fell over on the stairs, the door then fell off the plate-warming with a resounding metallic clang. The entire restaurant ground to a halt in an embarrassed silence.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 30 January 2004 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

wow. today?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 January 2004 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Last friday. It was awesome.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 30 January 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

A couple of months ago I bashed my head while walking through some revolving doors out of library. When I got outside I reached for my forhead with my hand but poked myself in the eye instead and dropped all my books. I then recoiled my hand so violently I accidentally punched myself in the nuts.

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Friday, 30 January 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm really really sorry Chuck, but reading that gave me a fit of giggles. I'm so ashamed.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 30 January 2004 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I threw muhroom curry all over my desk and my lap yesterday, which'll learn me for eating at my desk. My papers all got stained with tumeric. I'm such a klutz.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 30 January 2004 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, I'm sorry too, Chuck, but that is hilarious.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 January 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

yesterday a storm took out our phone and it won't be fixed til maybe next tuesday and now i am all alone at work and my colleague doing the late shift rang up sick and i was gonna leave early and pick up my kid after his FIRST DAY at school and now i can't and i also can't ring home to let my wife know.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 30 January 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you sure you're not a character in a slapstick comedy, Chuck?

The other week I set fire to my vegetable peeler and broke a bottle of wine trying to remove the cork. I'm a cookery klutz.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 30 January 2004 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

set fire to vegetable peeler????

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 30 January 2004 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you sure you're not a character in a slapstick comedy, Chuck?

I also once broke a bone in my foot while shopping at a cuddly toy store in Picadilly Circus. I was trying to grab a Marvin the Martian toy from the top shelf and lost my balance. Then, in excruciating pain, I crawled across the floor to ask a couple for help, but they looked at me weirdly, said "Sorry we no speak English", and hurried away.

(A sales attendant later called a cab to take me to the hospital. And I forgot to buy the damn toy.)

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Friday, 30 January 2004 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

It was plastic and I had left it on the stove top, so when I turned on the front burner, whoops.

Jesus, Chuck.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 30 January 2004 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

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