Playing with your balls a.k.a. pocket pool: C/D

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Some men do this all the time, mostly when watching television. Remote in one hand, other hand in boxers in that mesmerizing gaze at whatever happens to be on. Preferably on one of those hungover days when it's cold & dreary outside and the appropriate attire is sweatpants or flannel pjs.

Not for any sort of sexual satisfaction, other than, I suppose, reaffirming they are there.

My dad used to do this in front of my brother and I, though not in front of my mom. My brother does it, including in front of his wife and kids. I do not.

Do you?

― don weiner, Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

more importantly, do women fondle themselves like this? I've never seen it, except to itch a yeast infection.

― don weiner, Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

jesus, and i thought it was just me.

I have an excuse lately though, as I've been kind of concerned about them - I just noticed that they're shaped like long ovals instead of circular balls, which kinda worries me. Maybe that's normal though.

― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

C/D?: Homeless folks with both hands down pants, "Sitting on a park bench!", digging around without a care in the world?

(Saw a guy yesterday with a bible in one hand and his dick in the other, yelling on a street corner next to some teenage homegirls.)

― andy, Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"long ovals"???

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bluffton.edu/~sullivanm/empiresp/egg.jpg

― $, Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

is that the result of the money shot in the foregreound there?

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, personal to Ade... your balls are meant to be oval dude, not round.

― Sean (Sean), Saturday, 31 January 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Are they supposed to be pointy, then?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 31 January 2004 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

phew!!!! I wasn't sure if i should see a doctor about it, I almost mentioned it to my dentist the other day though

― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 31 January 2004 07:15 (twenty-two years ago)

My husband does it fairly regularly, not in public but in front of me. I ask him what it's all about and he says he's just "rearranging" things. I don't care, it's still fucking gross.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Saturday, 31 January 2004 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this was a certainty to be another C-Thing thread.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Saturday, 31 January 2004 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

it might be gross, but then it must be uncomfortable at times (esp when you have bad underwear/trousers on). i don't really mind (if its my boyfriend). however the japanese guy who came back from our toilet and was shaking his balls (by swinging one leg and pulling his trousers) was frigging GROSSSSSSSS.

― nathalie (nathalie), Saturday, 31 January 2004 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I almost mentioned it to my dentist the other day though

I am reminded of my "Seeing as it's going to be open for the next few minutes, do you want to put your dick in it?" comment from the 'chatting up dentists' thread.

"Dentist, are balls meant to be pointy?"
"Have a taste of mine and see."
"Urghgmmmppphhrgrgrmmm."

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 31 January 2004 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

aah the joys of the random link.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

A guy in my office is always jangling the change in his pocket. I want to tell him to stop wanking but I don't think I should.

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

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