people saying "we should just come to yours for drinks first" when the place is an absolute mess: c/d?

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help! where's the toilet brush???

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 31 January 2004 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

It's worse when you got up to depressing/embarrassing shit before leaving the house last and have no idea what's sitting out there in the open. Cig butts lazily mashed into microwave lasagna containers, "chubbies" porn folder left very much unhidden on computer, topical cream in washroom, jewel cases with saliva streaks on them, an issue of McSweeney's, magnetized pics of sluts other than the one about to visit, heroin.

― Le Coq, Saturday, 31 January 2004 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

wow.

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 31 January 2004 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Those are all hypothetical except for "chubbies".

― Le Coq, Saturday, 31 January 2004 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

oh. i thought i knew you for a second, there

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

classic, if they're bringing the drinks

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

(and/or chubby porn)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Ack, I agreed to host a meeting at my house at 10:30 tomorrow morning! Guess who's getting up at 8:30 to clean the bathroom?

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Some day when I am rich I will have a second apartment strictly for this purpose,.

― bnw (bnw), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeez, my first post there sounds like this:

http://www.hyperthought.net/BBC/HTI/ca970707c.gif

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

BATHROOM!

― NA (Nick A.), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Among other rooms...

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I rather blearily misread this thread title as:

police saying "we should just come to yours for drinks first" when the place is an absolute mess: c/d?

― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Saturday, 31 January 2004 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't want to be obvious here, but the chubby porn thing is incredibly true. I have dashed for the computer to close plump rumps dot com several times.

― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Saturday, 31 January 2004 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember once a friend from college came by and I gave him a tour of my apartment and my girlfriend's underwear was on the bathroom floor. Not exactly what you're asking about but...

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha, I told my IRL friend I was coming over her house first, and she just said flat out "the place is a mess, there's cathair everywhere, just deal!" This is why I love her. (Not the mess, the brutal honesty.)

― The River Kate (kate), Saturday, 31 January 2004 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"The place is a mess, there's Cathars everywhere!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 31 January 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"The place is a mess, there's Carruthers everywhere!"

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

That went without saying.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"The place is a mess, there's catheters everywhere!"

― webcrack (music=crack), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"The place is a mess, there's cathodes everywhere!"

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd never have invited myself to someone else's home before college. Now when I'm on my way across campus I just stop by in people's rooms. This generally works fine both ways except the days I'm doing laundry, when I have bras hanging like curtains all over my room to dry and then somebody stops by and I'm like "um...wait a minute, I'll come out THERE."

― Maria (Maria), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"The world is a mess, my kiss is everywhere!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, your phones off the hook, but your not!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

You had to get out - get out - get out - get out!
You had to leave...
ON-TA-RI-O!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

a place to live a place to grow...

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember once a friend from college came by and I gave him a tour of my apartment and my girlfriend's underwear was on the bathroom floor.

oddly enough, one of things i had to do to tidy was pick up your ex-girlfriend's underwear from the bathroom floor. some habits never change.
but why were showing him the bathroom, anyway? i've never understood that. it was a closet with a shower stall, not exactly a luxury retreat to be marvelled at.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 31 January 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

If you've got solid fucking flakes to crush and line up. .. complete classic. Nobody's going to complain bout undies on the floor if you have sweet lines to share.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 31 January 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

you are wise woman. unfortunately all i had was cut-rate cotes du rhone of unknown quality, so i figured the place needed to sparkle a bit.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 31 January 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Tonight, wisely or not, I've become coke central for Dallas. i'VE exchanged money and goods for dealing. If I go to prison, yall can say you knew me when.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 31 January 2004 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll send you a cake with a file baked into it.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 31 January 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I ended up making out with a girl I discovered to be a STROKES fan who was ashamed of her messy room but not liking the STROKES.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Saturday, 31 January 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i've made out with a chick who made out with the strokes. oh the shame.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 31 January 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

haha so have I!!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 31 January 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

which stroke was it??

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 31 January 2004 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(she claims she didn't "do it" w/Fabrizio, that they just shared the same bed.... rrrrrright)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 31 January 2004 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I spray some Fabrizio every time I smoke a lot of weed.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Saturday, 31 January 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

sam it's time 4 rehab.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 1 February 2004 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

lucky tracer, fabrizio is the best looking one

― jeremy jordan (cruisy), Monday, 2 February 2004 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

b-b-but i didn't kiss HIM!!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 2 February 2004 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Strokes? that's small potatoes. I've made out with a girl (woman) that hooked up with Brett Michaels and one of the Black Crowes (either the main dude or his pretty-boy brother) back in the day!

*retch*

― Will (will), Monday, 2 February 2004 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Funny, Will, I didn't say anything about the size of Fabrizio's potatoes.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 2 February 2004 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

he is the least offensive Stroke. Of course he's taken, sigh

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Monday, 2 February 2004 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"This place is a mess, there's Catholics everywhere!"

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 2 February 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I once enjoyed the charms of a lady who boasted that she'd fucked Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes. When she was 15. That was at least 10 years before I met her, so I reckoned the quarantine had been served.

― Canada Briggs (Canada Briggs), Monday, 2 February 2004 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

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