word-combinations/sentences you'd never imagine seeing/hearing in a trillion years

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"hella posh"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"medicinal zebra"

And yet I heard it nonetheless.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"Macho Man's rap album"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"Totally Ipswich"

These are even better if you imagine them as band names.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Hella Posh Spice

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I seriously want to open a restaurant called Hella Posh.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hand me that piano" (nicked from George Carlin)

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"we need more wigs"

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris & Tad have a nice little album called Hand Me that Door.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

The Ting Tings and Duffy also picked up Ivor Novello awards, which honour excellence in music writing.

― Noodle Vadge (country matters), Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:00 (seventeen years ago)

Black Billionaire

― calstars, Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

hilarious bucket of herbal tea

― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Friday, 22 May 2009 14:12 (seventeen years ago)

don't get christmas pudding on my mole-wrench

― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Friday, 22 May 2009 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

fourteen years pass...

What does Dixieland have in common with D.R.I.? Did Charles Mingus write the first punk song? And who was the Butthole Surfer of jazz?

From a press release for a book about a punk getting into jazz. Cannot think of a worse artist name to accidentally make singular.

― ን (nabisco), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 17:27 (two years ago)

K-Smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt.

― henry s, Wednesday, 6 March 2024 20:10 (two years ago)

And who was the Butthole Surfer of jazz?

new board description

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 20:37 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

Diddy's accused drug mule is alleged former Syracuse basketball player Brendan Paul

may or may not have been him on that court

― ን (nabisco), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 23:21 (two years ago)

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