Dumbass Office Humor, now with pictures!

THIS IS THE MAGICAL GRAPEFRUIT OF LOVE. IT HAS BEEN BEQUEATHED UPON YOU BY SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOU ARE REALLY COOL. THIS PERSON MIGHT BE YOUR BOYFRIEND,GIRLFRIEND,LOVER,PAL,HOMIE,HAUSFRAU,NEIGHBOR OR SOMEONE ELSE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. THIS PERSON FINDS YOU RATHER INTERESTING,POSSIBLY EVEN ATTRACTIVE,AND JUST GENERALLY THINKS YOUR A PRETTY GOOD EXCUSE TO BE ALIVE. WHETHER THIS PERSON ACTUALLY IS ATTRACTED TO YOU IS ANOTHER QUESTION. THIS IS MERELY A TOKEN OF AFFECTION FOR YOU TO WONDER AT AND APPRECIATE. THE PROPER RESPONSE, UPON RECEIPT OF THE MAGICAL GRAPEFRUIT OF LOVE IS A HUG WITHIN A WEEK OF RECEIPT. BASICALLY, THE MAGICAL GRAPEFRUIT OF LOVE IS A WAY TO SAY "HEY, YOU'RE REALLY DAMN COOL, AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT." SORRY IF YOU WERE DISAPPOINTED THAT THERE IS REALLY ACTUAL CITRUS FRUIT CONTAINED IN THIS LETTER. UNFORTUNATELY, AT THE TIME OF WRITING, THAT MIRACLE OF SCIENCE THAT ALLOWS GRAPEFRUIT TO TRAVEL THROUGH TELEPHONE LINES HAS NOT BEEN PERFECTED. BUT BE CONSOLED BY THE FACT THAT SOMEONE THINKS YOUR A REALLY ROOKIN' GUY/GAL, AND WOULD MOST LIKELY HELP YOU OUT IF YOU HAD A FLAT TIRE SOMEWHERE IN THE SAME STATE (OR WITHIN A ONE OR TWO HOUR RADIUS,DEPENDING ON THE SIZE OF YOUR STATE). THE SENDER OF THE MAGICAL GRAPEFRUIT OF LOVE ONLY ASKS ONE THING OF YOU-- (BESIDES THE AFORMENTIONED HUG) THAT YOU BEQUEATH THIS GRAPEFRUIT OF LOVE ON SOMEONE ELSE. THE MAGICAL GRAPEFRUIT OF LOVE GROWS IN POWER AS IT IS SHARED, AND SOMEDAY YOU MAT RECEIVE THIS MAGICAL CITRUS ENTITY AGAIN. SO SEND IT ON.... REMEMBER THE ELATION YOU FELT THE FIRST TIME YOU RECEIVED IT?? IF YOU SEND IT ON, YOU MAY FEEL THIS AGAIN. THIS IS NOT A CHAIN LETTER. NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU DON'T SEND IT ON, BUT THINK OF THE BRIGHT SPOT IT MIGHT PUT IN THE DAY OF SOMEONE YOU THINK IS EXTRA MARVY....

(picture of grapefruit, in keeping w/ spirit of thread)

http://supergrass.densitron.net/diary5/losangeles/grapefruit.jpg

I hate those pictures odd nude men with saying like " If you sucka dick, suck the boss's dick!" I don't find it motivating or inspirational

I'm motivated to remain unemployed

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