Heterosexuals, share your homosexual experiences

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I passionately kissed and hugged my best friend when we were 16. I think we felt we had to do it to prove we were open and experimental. But I don't think either of us got much out of it. I remember one session of communal wanking with another friend, but he kind of corralled me into it and later turned out to be gay. I have the occasional gay fantasy, once a year or something. On a 1-10 scale of heterosexuality, I guess I clock in at 8 or 9.

― Bela Lugosi's Dad, Friday, 9 April 2004 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I touched a boob once. Boy was I drrrrunk!

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i've probably sucked more dick than some gay boys, but, you know, i'm not queer or nothin.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Phil, that's shocking!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I THOUGHT that i was having an erotic dream about Randy Quaid once, but it turned out that it was just my grandfather.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

are you sure it wasnt dennis quaid?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

It MIGHT have been Dennis Quaid in everyone's all-american when they turn him into a scary old man at the end via bad make-up.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

did you enjoy it?

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

my best friend and I once had a three way makeout with my boyfriend at the time. It was pretty fun since she and I got to feel each other up but she had a tongue ring which I really don't dig.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Scott, your grandfather had an erotic dream about Randy Quaid?

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never had homosexual relations. I feel very inauthentic about it all.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, ILX is pretty gay.

i kissed my friend Jared once when I was drunk.

also, did you guys know that if your balls touch another dude's balls then you both turn into pumpkins? this is something very important to remember when engaging in filthy sex acts.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I went to college.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah but I dropped out before I could fall in love with a girl.

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I kissed a lot of my male friends in college and high school. This was always done while drunk and in public, or at lesat with an audience. It was silly and playful. My girlfriend at the time got a little upset about it, which I never understood. Later her gay uncle told her father that I was repressed/gay and her father asked her about it. She said no, he's not gay. She was right.
It's weird that I've never touched another dick.

― Magic City (ano ano), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm straighter than the straightest straight girl

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

that was just my most heteo/homo experience. i'm not going to talk about the time my girlfriend pegged me with a double dildo and y-front harness.

i don't really get this thread.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah keep that a secret Sam.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

spin the bottle with boys and girls is the most homosexual experience i have had. lame, i know

― todd swiss (eliti), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel kinda bad for guys who've never sucked dicks and girls who've never eaten pussy. I meet less and less people like that these days (note: I live in SF.)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Being neither heterosexual nor homosexual, I cannot contribute to this thread.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank GOD! (jk)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

martin, you just have more fun than all of us combined.

― todd swiss (eliti), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Bisexuals, share your bisexual experiences - and vice versa"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin has more fun than Al Goldstein probably.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

One time I had a dream wherein my baby's momma had a penis and I orally pleasured it.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

btw, that wasnt meant to be snarky, but it kinda seems snarky now that i read it.

― todd swiss (eliti), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Share your experienced bisexuals? Experience your bisexual shares? Bisect your experiential Cher?

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

If you prick Cher, does she not bleed?

(I just gave myself the screaming heebie-jeebies by using "Cher" and "prick" in the same sentence.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually she doesn't. Some embalming fluid leaks out.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still pretty sure "heebie jeebies" is something Mushmouth gets when a date goes well.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I once slept with a restaurateur who picked me up in Camden in 1979(but I coyly fended off his physical advances) because he promised he would introduce me to his pals in the band Prag Vec. But come the morning his attitude to me became less friendly and I never got to meet the band. Around the same time I used to get followed around the West End by Arab and other guys. I would change direction and dodge round cars to escape them.

― David (David), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I touched a boob once. Boy was I yyyyoung!

― ...in bed. (Chris Piuma), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah and Lee Black Childers (Johnny Thunders/Heartbreakers manager) tried to chat me up. Great days.

― David (David), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I had some adventures, once upon a time. Several boys kissed, one sucked.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I made out with a Swedish girl at a club in London a few years ago.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

INTERNATIONAL LEZZING UP

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Ian tried to seduce me over AIM. It worked! We are engaged!

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

(engorged, also)

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, if AIM seductions count then my experiences are more ~~catholic~~ bisexual than previously believed.

― ...in bed. (Chris Piuma), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

you tease

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Phil, don't move, etc.

― ...in bed. (Chris Piuma), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i've plenty of gay friends. never had the slightest urge to do anything sexual.

― kephm, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

gay men are the best to drop acid with. just an observation

― kephm, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Share your experienced bisexuals? Experience your bisexual shares? Bisect your experiential Cher?

I've done some of the first. And I'm always happy to experience some shared bisexuals. As for having more fun than others, not lately - the extraordinary experiences I have mentioned here are all in the past.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

what about other kids calling/thinking you are a f*g for most of childhood? that was no fun

― kephm, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

fag somehow got transformed from a word i hated (got called it all the time, etc.) to one i use many times on a daily basis. it is a term of endearment; i call all of my friends fags. especially jon williams.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I ain't sharing! Mine, all mine

― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I've snogged a couple of girls in my drunken youth, although one was a lesbian so it was more of a grand joke than anything else. I'm not theoretically opposed to sex with girls, but then there's a lot of things in this world that I'm not theoretically opposed to but probably won't end up doing.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 10 April 2004 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

After being jokingly hit on by a gay friend of a friend of mine at a party, I suggested splitting and going to get a beer with him. Instead we went back to my place. While I initially had every intention of trying everything, I chickened out of most of it. I let him blow me, but couldn't return the favor. Instead we watched each other masturbate and I let him spray all over me....which was sorta hot. I just wasn't that turned on by him (more by the idea).

― Too shy to say, Saturday, 10 April 2004 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Contrary to what most people think, I've never snogged a boy. Matt DC keeps trying, though.

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 10 April 2004 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I was propositioned by two guys at an Echo & the Bunnymen/Pyschedelic Furs show a couple of years back at the Beacon Theatre. I was somewhat surprised (I didn't know they were gay until they spelled it out for me....I guess my gaydar isn't what it should be), and actually damn flattered (and very drunk). Had I not been already happily married, I may have taken'em up on it just for the experience. Alas, `twas not to be.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 10 April 2004 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

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Heterosexuals, share your homosexual experiences - and vice versa