"Tigger is groping you."

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Erin Rivera was looking forward to breakfast with Disney characters while at the vacation resort with her husband in June 2000.
But when she posed for a picture with a worker dressed as Tigger, the 21-year-old Zephyrhills woman recalled how the character touched her breast with his left paw, while holding her shoulder with his right.
"I don't think it was a mistake," said Rivera, who has a picture of her embrace with the character. "Everybody who goes through my photo album says, 'Tigger is groping you.'"

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

this is what I dont get: dont those characters have big gigantic hands?

i guess merely being a fucking creep was good enough for this guy. I suppose judging by his picture all of this makes sense.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

They do. But even so, it was pretty clear Tigger was being a little forward. (They explain that in more detail later in the article.)

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

it beats Tigger buggery

(maybe)

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

still bs

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe shouldn't have said "GIT DA MILKSHAKE, BiTCH! SKEET SKEET SKEET!" to him before posing for the picture.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

what about Tigger pegging?

or pegging Tigger?

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I personally would be honoured to be groped by Tigger.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things!
Their eyes are all sort of lechy
Their hands are roving Vikings!
They're rumpy-pumpy, all dry-humpy
Fun fun fun fun fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is when they say "GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SUCK IT"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

you should work for disney.

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I know!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, that was so many kinds of wrong I will need a Rolodex to categorize them all

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 9 April 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

tiggers wood

― zappi (joni), Friday, 9 April 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Freaky Tigger?

― the bluefox, Saturday, 10 April 2004 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

You can't expect a Tigger to change it's stripes..

regards,

REB

― Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

If it was the A.A. Milne Tigger it might have been okay, but not if it was the Disney Tigger.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 10 April 2004 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Milne/Shepard's always looked sorta melancholy in a way...but Disney's is TOO DAMN HAPPY.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 April 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

They're all too damn happy. Winnie the Pooh was ruined by Disney.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 10 April 2004 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Not to mention the goofy ass voices.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 April 2004 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

But Sebastian Cabot! (Only narrating, granted.)

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Pooh's voice in the Disney cartoons is stick-your-head-in-a-blender levels of irritating.

And Tigger can go fuck himself, frankly.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

But Sebastian Cabot! (Only narrating, granted.)

If he had done his Bob Dylan recitations over the cartoons, I would approve.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

If he had, maybe there wouldn't have been a groping problem.

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― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

No, wait, I like the idea that Cabot reading Dylan prevents groping.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

It would kill the sex drive, yes.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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