If Natalie Portman came to your club would you tell her that she had great nipples in Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones?

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You can see them through her white top.

― CRW (CRW), Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

No you carnt.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't feed the tool.

― Krankenhaus, Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mommygear.com/_borders/nipples.jpg

― NO SIR, I DON'T LIKE IT (nickalicious), Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDIIOTTTTTTTT

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

If Natalie Portman clubbed her nipples and then came, would your tell the Star?

― Skottie, Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

She'd have to tell a doctor if she clubbed her nipples.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

r.i.p.

― gershy, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

natalie portman is very private and I dont think she is the friendly-type. So basically, I wouldnt tell her anything. She would take offense to anythign I had to say anyways.

― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 06:05 (eighteen years ago)

Bitchy is the word you're looking for.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 06:07 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

ahead of his time.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

Calum was a nipple based seer, and ILE was his "Les Propheties"

― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

Prophetitties, surely

― milo z, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

If it helps here's his post as quatrain, abcd rhyming pattern.

If Natalie Portman came to your club
Would you tell her that she had great nipples
In Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones?
You can see them through her white top.

― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones

― and what, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

What does he mean by "club"? Like, nightclub? Or WMC?

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

he means "Star Wars themed strip club," I think

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

no he means book club, read the thread again

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

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