Taking Sides: Linda Fiorentino in "The Last Seduction" Vs Charlize Theron in "The Devil's Advocate"

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Both of these babes show their goods in the respective films, but which one swings it for you? Fiorentino is a babe, babe, babe... but Theron is so perfect it makes for a 10 on "schwing" scale easy. I'm giving it to the blonde with the smile.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

At least this aint locked yet.

Wakka wakka.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The Last Seduction doesn't have Keanu Reeves in it, and I seem to remember it being a pretty cool movie.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

And in point of fact I don't think Linda F does go naked.

― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I think she does.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I could be wrong though. It's been 10 years or something since I saw it.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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― ILX, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Linda oozed sex. Charlize oozed mentalism. I go for Linda, Calum's probably with Charlize. End.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Linda Fiorentino was so kick-ass sexy in that movie, there's no comparison.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

MW OTM

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Theron's performance in "The Devil's Advocate" (a thoroughly crap film to begin with) is so embarassingly over-the-top, and not in a good way.

Fiorentino, meanwhile...believable and dead-sexy.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh Fiorentino is definately sexy. I just think Theron is that tad hotter.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

And lovely Linda gets very naked in that film (and Jade as well).

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Linda Fiorentino, all the way. She has a wonderful, husky-in-a-very-sexy-way voice.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

So does Nick Southall apparently

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

What did he get naked in?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Just got Last Seduction on DVD. Man, she's awesome in that movie. Shame she was in so few other movies worthy of her (Dogma was such a waste of time). Wendy Kroy, Beston, the scene where she brings the detective the cookies...it's classic. See David Thomson's essay on "LS" and other movies about money in his "Beneath Mulholland" collection.

― eddie hurt (ddduncan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

did anyone see the sequel to the Last Seduction (which is a film I really like)? I couldn't bare to.

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum this is the stupidest thread you've made yet. Charlize Theron is about as sexy as the pile of dishes sitting in my sink, waiting to be washed, ie not very in case you were confused. She has absolutely no spark to her whatsoever. I don't even find myself particularly attracted to Linda Fiorentino but for fuck's sake.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

x-post One More Seduction

― de, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo. I'd have both of them.

― CRW (CRW), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN LOCKED FOR COMIC EFFECT

― HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Linda - KClassic!

anwering machine message "dont be afraid, its only a machine"

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

And so it is resolved..or is it?

― Much Hard One, Sunday, 3 February 2008 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

Hahaha every time I see Devil's Advocate I'm baffled why he wants to stick with Theron.

― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 3 February 2008 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

calz should pitch this as a feature idea for the guardian.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 3 February 2008 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

Guide cover stories have hinged around less.

― chap, Sunday, 3 February 2008 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

twelve years pass...

did not know until i watched it tonight that the last seduction is just a vehicle to let linda fiorentino cook, and i couldn't be happier with the results.

― call all destroyer, Sunday, 6 December 2020 04:58 (five years ago)

from Wikipedia:

ITC Entertainment executives were upset with a scene in which Linda Fiorentino is dressed as a cheerleader and wears suspenders over her breasts. Barancik recalled, "Apparently, a guy from the company who was monitoring things and watching the dailies, saw the suspenders over Linda's nipples, and shouted out, 'Are we making an art movie?!' He shut down production and called the principals of the movie on the carpet and they all had to pledge that they had no artistic pretensions"

― the late great, Sunday, 6 December 2020 05:27 (five years ago)

'90s erotic thrillers would make a good ballot poll

― onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Sunday, 6 December 2020 05:45 (five years ago)

Iirc there is one. Or at least a thread on that topic.

― AlXTC from Paris, Sunday, 6 December 2020 06:28 (five years ago)

'An erotic thriller'

― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 6 December 2020 07:08 (five years ago)

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