Pistols In The Workplace! C/D?

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I just went down to the cafeteria and there was a gaggle of special agents hanging around with their guns in their holsters wearing the bad suits and everything. It was all I could do not to walk by them going "Bum bum bum bum bum! Ba-Bum Bum, bum bum bum bum bum! Ba-Bum Bum, bum bum bum bum bum..." **

** bassline to "Police and Thieves" by The Clash, obv

Scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition!

Anyway, how's the weather where you live?

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

nice sunny day here. No "Dragnet" theme for those guys? Or maybe "X-Files?"

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

These guys were totally not cool enough for Dragnet. And so far I have seen no females packing around here at all.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The truth is out there.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

btw no pistols in my actual workplace, but I work by Ground Zero and two stock exchanges, so every once in a while I get to see assault rifles while walking to work.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Pistols in my workplace = nobody would return books late. Ever.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing beats the grenade launcher mounted on the Humvee at the gate to the parking lot at my old job.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Just for Tom:

http://excursiondiversion.com/images/09-19-02%20packing.JPG

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

We have a starter pistol in my office that we shoot off when the boss enters the building, then a flare gun for when she enters the office itself.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

We have had 30 suicides in the past year.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Military officials with semi-automatics visited the office last month.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

It's NOT a pistol in my pocket.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Military officials with semi-automatics visited the office last month.

You really must improve your smuggling schemes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks Mark.
I had to think about that for far too long, I think I need yet more coffee. Or perhaps more sleep.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

You really must improve your smuggling schemes.

We ended up blaming the competition, so we remain no.1. Rock that corruption, baby!

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

KING BARIMA THE FIRST OF GHANA

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Classic when I have the pistol, dud when anybody else has the pistol

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

holy fuck I think I just summarized Cixous

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I just now got the joke of that photo.

― sgs (sgs), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

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