Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstam. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.
― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)