I'm Bonnaroo bound.

Hey Spinks, tell these people I'm not lying about the psychic barber, while you're here:

what is the most any man should ever pay for a haircut?

My brother's fiancee was over at my house last week while I was hanging out w/my brother and our friends and she played some Widespread Panic, it was like "I can't say anything but I want to scream..."

It is relatively well-documented that my dad is cool, though my mind occasionally boggles as well. To be honest I'm not sure how he'll like a big music festival like bonnaroo, but he's all psyched about going.

My mom would probably never be interested in attending something like that, but she is cool too.

I have the best parents ever.

i have no idea what this thread is about

buy a lot of drugs. widespread panic sucks, but their fans have good drugs.

if possible, bring back a few sheets of acid for me. and a jar or two of keef?? cheap ounces of headdie nuggs???

omg.

Oh yeah JaXoN, it's just this thing.

Shut your fucking mouth. Joan Osborne or not.

You are encouraged to bring a balloon to mark your campground...I got an inflatable goat from a gay-sex shop thats going to get filled with helium. And twine, but that was from Home Depot.

"Fatty for $3, twofer for $5!"

I keep wanting to go to Bonnaroo and not doing it. Maybe next year. I know some of the people who put it on, and I have a lot of Tennessee friends who go and love it. The playground's supposed to be nice.

I would make it a point to see The Bad Plus, myself.

Bob Dylan vs. Chris Robinson vs. Mike Doughty = ???

Wilco vs. Neko Case = ???

My Morning Jacket vs. Beth Orton = ???

Steve Winwood vs. Galactic vs. Jazz Mandolin Project = ???

Taj Mahal vs. Bad Plus = ???

David Byrne vs. Maroon 5 = (Joke)

So, clean your teeth in fuck.

On the other ones:

1. Dylan (but then I'm a sucker, I never turn down Dylan even when I should)

2. Neko, although even a Wilco skeptic like myself has enjoyed them in concert

3. Beth Orton, fer sures

4. I've actually been told by several people that Steve Winwood's worth seeing these days, he's doing the whole Traffic-style epic groove thing (NB, only worth seeing if you like Traffic, which I do)

Im out.

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Steve Winwood vs. Galactic vs. Jazz Mandolin Project = ???

I'd take the 3d over the 2d, easy.

Taj Mahal vs. Bad Plus = ???

Robert Christgau tells you not to die without hearing a certain song by Taj Mahal.

William Hung was there.

Fucking insanity. I have to be at work in < 3 hours, and i just got back from BF'ing Tennessee. Fuck.

Calexico - This band started out my Bonnaroo experience, friday afternoon. The sound was great, and they played incredible...added bonus was that I met Pat Sansone and John Stirratt of Wilco while Calexico sound-checked.

Wilco - This was the only main stage act I intended to see, considering it was in a large barren field lacking anything resembling shade. It was a good mix of YHF material with a few new ones of the upcomping ghosts record and a couple off Summerteeth.

Gillian Welch & David Rawlings - Fucking incredible. They always do a great job...this time with a Townes VanZandt cover thrown in there. Funny thing was that this was during the String Cheese show which was about a 1/4 mile away, but it was still annoying. It really pissed me off when 'Revelator' was obscured by the SCI's obnoxious cover of 'Give it Away Now'. Wow, I really hate that fucking band.

Black Keys - The sound sucked and they werent loud enough. Plus dude shaved his beard. Dissapointing, Eh.

MOFRO - I didnt see it, but i heard them in the background talking shit. "You know what Bonnaroo means in chinese?...it means 'change your shirt, you stinky fucks'" I about shit my pants it was so funny.

Chris Robinson and R.L. Burnside - Oh, hell yeah.

X-Ecutioners - 4 dudes on turntables making serious noise. Good idea in the studio that just didnt work out live.

Danger Mouse - Jefferson Starship's "White Rabbit" with Wu-Tang's "CREAM"...."Fistfull of Dollars" with something dope....PJ Harvey w/ Naughty by Nature....Jay-Z w/ White Stripes....Amile soundtrack mixed into something incredibly beautiful....It was all amazing. Nice mouse outfit. The white kids loved it.

Ani DiFranco - Yeah right. Like I'd see that garbage...

I thought I was going to be one of the only dudes there not intending to see the typical acts like Dave Matthews, SCI, The Dead, Vida Blue, Trey A, Govt Mule, etc...but I wasnt. I was blown away when a good couple thousand people sat through Gillian Welch's performance that she extended an hour into the main stage's act, Dave Matthews and Friends. People actually wanted to see her! Awesome.

Rumors were going at a tremendous rate regarding the last minute possible Phish show, considering 4 of them were there playing in their respective side projects...me? I didnt give a shit.

I blacked out saturday night at either the Primus or Ween show. I dont know which. I remember someone wearing a "HIV/AIDS" shirt, so it was probably Ween.

-- Allyzay (ga...), June 14th, 2004.

Maybe so, jerk.

I did almost have to kick this dude's ass for not getting out of my way to leave the campground. He just straight up refused. Someone on a horse convinced me not to hit him or pee on him...against my better judgement. This does however lead me to belive that everyone from Cleveland, Ohio is an asshole. Sorry...he ruined it for you all.

Fuck Cleveland.

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