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Dear ILX,

Can you please post a picture of Steve Guttenberg on your great forum - ideally without his top on? It would really make my day.

Thanks
Stacy

― Stacy Reed, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Looks like you are in luck today Stacy. Have fun.

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/bwindow/bwindow_shot1l.jpg

― CRW (CRW), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

that made my day, too.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"honest"

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Argh, my eyes.

(Which reminds me, I need to find sexy topless pictures of Jeff Goldblum to prove to my ex housemate that he might actually be considering sexy by some.)

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Huh? www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh good lord... that has got to be the most bizarre site I have ever seen in my entire life. Holy crap. I mean, holy Jeff Goldblum watching you crap.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

It was news to me!
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/News/9904/16/showbuzz/goldblum.jpg

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.comedycentral.com/images/press/gallery/h/primetimeglick/JiminyAndJeffGoldblum2.jpg
Living large with Glick.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Younger and nakeder, please. I'm thinking of the bit in The Fly where he gets naked. Well, obviously before he turns into a bizarre half-insect, half-Jeff Goldblum creature. But that sort of era.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

You're gonna do your own Jeffporn search. Though I did find a nice one of brundlefly gooing someones head or something.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo. Kate. Anyone ever told you that you give women a bad name?

― CRW (CRW), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

and the list of things that CRW gives a bad name begins:

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I think thats a Bon Jovi reference.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

So let me get this straight, a thread which features a woman's naked bum is LOCKED but a thread which features a topless man is not?

That says it all about ILX and its dubious, pathetic double standards doesn't it?

― CRW (CRW), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Ohh, I can smell a lock coming...

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

if you walk around the streets of the us and uk, those two places this board is most established, you will see more man torso than arse of whatever gender.
i don't like to think of it as pathetic, more as one of those little quirks which makes us all so lovable.

― matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Since this thread's gonna get locked I'd like to point out how much I want me one of these things:

http://www.kiwiaircraftimages.com/images/main/barber/SNARK1.JPG

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Pc gone insane. "It's alright to show nude men and have Kate badger on about naked blokes than to show nude women". Women is strip clubs try and rip the clothes off men and act like thugs. Men in strip clubs do not. But - hey - it's acceptable if it's done to a guy, right?

― CRW (CRW), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

yep.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

First rule of comedy:

It doesn't work if the source is in a position of power.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

So let me get this straight, a thread which features a woman's naked bum is LOCKED but a thread which features a topless man is not?

And you think it's not blindingly obvious who started this thread, dude? Also, it's a huge double standard for ILX to adopt a double standard (men without shirts v. women without shirts) that is well-established in the vast majority of the Western world.

Why do you utterly fail to comprehend that the communal objections here are not to discussions of sex/physique, generally, but to *your* peculiar and offensive attitudes towards same? If you can't understand why we object to you and not ourselves, perhaps you need to think a little harder about your attitudes.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Your argument ignores one particular key ingredient: ASS. AND THE EXPOSURE TO EYES THEREOF.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

We've been going over this for how many monthes?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

He actually said "it's PC gone insane" & meant it and was serious omg I think I am gonna die laughing

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm happy Nickalicious is back and I consider it a grave injustice that he is not the owner of a SNARK.

― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

you know how a few years ago at the NME awards they invited blakey from on the buses, for a laugh? someone should take crw to the pub under the same premise.

― matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Thats just the way it is C, better get used to it now. Or start some sort of movement

Men Against Women Discussing Naked Men, On Forums, Like ILX.

Or something.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but Blakey is a fictitious character, kept 'alive' by Stephen Lewis.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

he did turn up in a bus conductors uniform, suspension of disbelief and so on.

― matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo. Kate. Anyone ever told you that you give women a bad name?

Number 5 in an occassional series: I misread this as Kate giving bald women a bad name.

― ___ (___), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Never mind all that, Cman, they are discussing Suede's first album over on ILM...

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

there's an obvious difference between women's bottoms and men's nipples, fewl

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

since when?

― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, you don't get milk from men's nipples. Ummmm....

― fewl (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel worried that you may have been fed by your mothers bottom as a child, mark.

― ___ (___), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

(I was in character for that one...)

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Because sometimes mens' chests have BIZARRE FLY BITS GROWING OUT OF THEM!!!

http://www.americanphoto.co.jp/pages/eiga/SA/Previews/Plans-32227.jpg

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://ourtinyworld.com/kiko/topten/images/toptenbaddies/badguy10.jpg

Move that there knee, will ya?

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

A better version, unfortunately B&W:

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/TheFly/thepod.jpg

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

you're not the fewl mark.

Tim, i understood it was common sense that a rear-end (regardless of gender) was considered more 'obscene' than a male chest. men don't get arrested for walking around shirtless etc.

interestingly the gap has closed in the press and on TV. have seen cheeky glimpses of both male and female arses in recent years. no female breasts yet of course, tho cleavage in abundance and a glimpse of curvature now and then (Blackthorn advert i think it was?) has been known.

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

sometimes mens' chests have BIZARRE FLY BITS GROWING OUT OF THEM
Knowing that it gives them attention
And I wanna get in with them
So pass me a drink and lets roll

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Taking sides: Album cover of "pros and cons of hitchhiking" vs "Going for the one"

I'd post the pictures but I can't be bothered...

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Look here, he's not even naked at all! Just luscious and pouting!

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/sleepyhollow.jpg

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

You saw the outer shading of a womans nipple on a shower gel advert. The daily mail went mad and it had to be shown after the watershed.

― ___ (___), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Where is this shed full of water? Hmm?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

OHMIGOD, I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT JEFF GOLDBLUM WAS IN BUCKAROO BANZAI!!! What a freaking great film. He always plays bizarre sexy-nerd scientist types, doesn't he? No wonder I find him bizarrely attractive. It's not the actor, it's the role.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Steve, I was just surprised there was a difference at all. It was just a bit of fun, like.

― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeff Goldblum and a semi-naked chick! Look, everybody's happy!

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/Banzai/banzai8.jpg

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not.

― God, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, God, you're not a body, you're a disembodied deity.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Now THIS is a body:

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/TheFly/shirtless.gif

Phwoar, etc.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Naked, AND an alien, to boot!

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/EarthGirls/jeff.jpg

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeff Goldblum with bad Strokes (but quite good Dirty Dronerock Boy) Hair:

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/frost.JPG

(Aren't you glad I spared you the one of Jeff Goldblum, as an alien, with a naked girl?)

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmm, aliens. See, I could really give my support to a naked alien or robot thread.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I think cal's retired hurt...
The Calum Deletion Request Thread

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, baby, there's an easier way to exchange DNA than to get it out of fossilised insects...

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/jurassic/shirtless.jpg

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

OHMIGOD, I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT JEFF GOLDBLUM WAS IN BUCKAROO BANZAI!!! What a freaking great film

Kate, you have inspired a thread...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, I'm still thinking about exchanging DNA.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Naked and injured!!!

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/Hideaway/kitchen.jpg

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you like my phallic lamps?

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/Hideaway/psychic.gif

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Fully dressed, but gun as phallic symbol...

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/TriggerHappy/gun.jpg

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.humorlinks.com/humornet/files/images/earthgir_small.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

It's really strange that he didn't play the role of Egon in Ghostbusters. It seems tailor made for him.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoops, I am letting this thread slip...

How about with SIDEBURNS and a SEXY SHIRT!!!

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/chain/chain.jpg

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

SIDEBURNS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

So, I've just got if from town. let me get this right? Calums has started 2 threads under assumed manes er names asking for semi-naked pics, and he's claiming that ilx is porven sexist, pc liberal scum b/c oh hang on forget it, it's not worth it really is it?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

BIG POINTY ONES, OH YES:

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/chain/chainf.jpg

OH MY GOD, WHY DID I NOT KNOW HE WAS IN CATS AND DOGS?!?!? HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS MOVIE?!?!? Oh yes, arsehole ex boyfriends. LET ME GUESS, DOES HE PLAY A SEXY EVIL SCIENTIST?!?!?

X-post, Pash, yup.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

How could we make Jeff Goldblum any sexier? Why not stick in a cute DOGGIE!!!

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/cats.jpg

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

assumed manes

C***m, yesterday:

http://www.abccostumes.com/images/lion.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF. i've got naked pics of goldblum here.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Naked pictures of the ultimate SEXY NERD SCIENTIST?!?! Why can't I see them? Oh no!

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

nb i'm typing even worsethat usual b/c i pulled a muscle in my right shoulder.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

OH WELL. they aren't work safe anyway. ENJOY:

http://www.areafamosas.com/tablon/ver_mensaje.php?id_mensaje=2727

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

OH. MY. GOD.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

heh, good lord y'all

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm really glad those photos didn't link. Wow. I'm not going to go back and look again until after hours and the Americans have gone home.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

that's what i'm here for people.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I was wondering when the nude beach photos were going to get posted.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I am developing an unhealthy fascination with those pictures.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i have always loved lisa marie.. goddamn

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I wasn't talking about the chiXor. In fact, I barely noticed her. I just wish she would... you know, move her head!

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

well i certainly am not talking about goldblum, nothing worse than a tall lanky naked jew actor

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, I can't get that pic to load, but listen - fucker - you A) Chickened out of meeting me when you had the chance and B) You're a fat ugly twunt.

Thanks.

― CRW (CRW), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Cats & Dogs is really lame and, even worse, Goldblum plays the DAD.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

(who is also a wacky scientist)

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

What's good for one is good for the other right?

http://alisanude.hosting43.com/jpr/09_jpr.jpg

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Or is Jeff naked different from Jamie naked?

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/articles/oneill/Baby14.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

One of Goldblum's best sexy scientist roles is as James Watson of DNA fame in The Race for the Double Helix!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I think one of the most hilarious things about this thread is that "Stacy Reed" asked for a picture of Steve Guttenberg, whom Calum started an entire BOARD about. Clever.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.chud.com/chudmovies/3men.gif

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

These pictures aren't loading coz I'm at home and can't manage the bandwidth. But I just have to say one thing...

JEFF GOLDBLUM PLAYED JAMES WATSON??!?!?! THERE IS A MOVIE OF THE DOUBLE HELIX!?!?!? I NEED THIS, I NEED THIS NOW!!!

We've watched several docu's about Watson & Crick lately, but a fictional account? Starring Mr. Sexy Scientist himself? Oh joy!

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, Kate! We watched in 9th-grade biology class. I don't remember if the movie is any good or not, but Goldblum is pretty awesome. I seem to remember him munching on something (like an orange) in almost every scene he's in.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.utexas.edu/opa/news/03newsreleases/nr_200307/graphics/hrc2.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

See, that's what I mean by prop comedy!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Argh! I just looked on Amazon for the Watson/Crick thing and the cheapest copy is $65! The only other copy I could find is, like $250! That's ridiculous!

I also discovered that unfortunately the UK version of Buckaroo Banzai doesn't have the bonuses, either. :-(

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

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