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big breasts are great but a problem in later life as gravity takes its toll. Small breasts command less attention, but their feint candle burns for much longer. Open to all, dont hate on me for asking

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Small.

― Spinktor, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the same 'gravity' problem that affects your beer gut, yes?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

ooh you hatin, sorry bro I am relatively svelte

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

It was meant more as the universal 'you'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/jurassic/shirtless.jpg

small!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

That picture really does make him look like he should star in Van Helsing

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmmmmm breasts.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I like one really huge breast and one really tiny breast, just so that there's a range of options.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

SEXY NERD SCIENTIST ALIEN DINOSAUR DNA EXCHANGING BREASTS, OH YES!!!

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Also one dispenses root beer and the other chilled white wine.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

You have confused bosoms with bar taps.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

NA. Nasty but compelling, sort of like that heircut the dude from the human league had except with boobies. I see your point ned, time effects us all.

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

also - can i get them in blue¿

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Have a squeeze on this tap.

xx-post

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I really, really, really want a feint candle.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate to toot my own horn* but when I was new here and I started a tits thread it was a lot better than this one. Also the name "lukey" is a horrible thing to call yourself.

*riiiight

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess it's better than Corky.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Slappy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

faint then, i know i cant spell. I myself like breasts so large that they preclude entering a lift with their owner. My friends call me lukey and I like it because it reminds me of them and the love we share, so whats it to ya?

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

tom is just weary of you, that's all - swear some more, stand your ground and eventually he will accept you into the herd.

small ones btw. tiny is better.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

surely there is a happy medium (literally)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, but there's a happier large.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought I was in the herd, i have shit to do but I have been posting for a while, im doing the work. A little tear edges down my cheek. OOOOH BOOOOBIES, now i feel better.

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Hooray For Boobies!

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a girlfriend out of highschool, a French au pair, who had had a breast reduction done. Her breasts were still what one might call ample but they were perfectly formed, thanks to the esthetic skill of a plastic surgeon. That skill however, did not apparently include not messing up the nerves 'cause one of her nipples 'didn't work'. Her left breast, when expertly stroked would elicit little moans and her lovely nipple would start to harden. The other breast couldn't have cared less. Stroking, licking, gnawing...it was completely oblivious. Obviously this was the first of many tragic moments in my sex life but I still feel a twinge of pain now and then thinking about that unflappable sein.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Just thought I'd share that with y'all.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Her left breast, when expertly stroked would elicit little moans"

That's plastic surgery gone CRAZY.

― clive (Clive), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahaha. Good, clive, now I have a new image to associate with that memory. The lubricious French breast moaning, "Ooooh oui, c'est bien ça! N'arrete pas," or something to that effect.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

funnily enough, i was thinking about this just this morning.

― matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a girlfriend out of highschool, a French au pair

au what a pair

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

STRAIGHT ILX MALE AND NONSTRAIGHT ILX FEMALE HIVE MIND!

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

He used to make it talk so tough.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

cindy,

Not 'au what a pair' 'cause only the one breasticle worked.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

you can make a similar joke with isabelle huppert's name.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

JBR, you just made me cackle. As for the subject at hand (har har), I luff them all. But I'll admit that really gigantic boobies (think the world famous B*O*B) scare me a little.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Boobs Over Baghdad?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

This is B*O*B in all her glory. I do adore her.

http://www.worldfamousbob.com/images/photos/purpletint.jpg

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh, I was just about to say five minutes ago, Can't wait for Jeanne to find this thread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

*curtsey*

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Is B*O*B Charlize Theron 2099, perchance?

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

can't talk, tipping over

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

And bouncing right back up.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY
BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY
BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY

― Yakko, Wakko and Dot (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://punkcast.com/251/

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

dribble

― Patrick Kinghorn, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

why not both?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

They both have their plus points.

(Yes, my current phrase for nipples is "plus points")

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

now I know what I'm wearing to the Thinking Fellers show!

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

(I'm still laughing at the BOINGY post.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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those green beans are killing me right now

― demonlolver (gcannon), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

I like huge boobs on underage girls and small boobs on grown girls. I dunno why exactly.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

I'm happy with anything from moderately small to somewhat big. I like to have enough to grab, but nothing ponderous.

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

saggy tits that leak!

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

saggy tit leak alert thread (19 new answers)

― SAGGY MCGEE, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

petite are best, it's a fact.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 09:54 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

Some client just commented on my breasts saying:"WOW, THEY ARE MUCH LARGER!" I said:"Well DUH I am pregnant!" Jesus, man, what is it with people these days? I was seriously ticked off and wanted to say:"Have you ever heard of TACT, woman?"

― nathalie, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

don't feel bad -- someone said that about my breasts the other day, too.

― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

recently, a drunken customer made a direct comment about my "nice tits" and then asked me if i minded/thought anyone would notice, if he had a wank under the table. to which i replied with something like "that's fine, and long as you don't mind me adding $100 to your bill".

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

Ew. That's horrible, RR. :-(

― ENBB, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

jon had his birthday at applebees already?!

― and what, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

ENBB, you get used to those kind of comments when you work in hospo. you make a decision on how to take it - and i prefer to take it as a compliment (albeit a creepy one). and there are different levels - this guy was shitfaced drunk and pretty harmless. his friends looked completely embarrassed, though.

i work with four italian brothers, who have no shame in greeting me with a squeeze of one/both of my boobs.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

Sall good from dd-iego to the b-aa-y

― Eazy, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

If it's got a nipple in front of it and a woman behind it, I'm interested.

Truest thing I ever said.

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

Ruby, you...you...people you work with actually TOUCH YOUR BREASTS? Ahh...how exactly do you feel about that?

― Laurel, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

RR - my parents were restaurant owners and I worked for them and in other restaurants for years so I know the types of comments you're talking about. Still, I think the wanking things was just plain creepy. I had a pretty bad experience with a customer when I was a bartender so I think that's led me to be pretty intolerant of certain things. The boob squeeze greeting just wouldn't fly with me. I guess it's just a difference in levels of comfort.

― ENBB, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder what they'd say if next time you go into work you greet them by grabbing their dicks.

― ENBB, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

You'd probably have to knock their other hand out of the way to do that.

― onimo, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

i'm sure this will probably give a weird/bad impression of me to some people but: i've known the brothers for 7 yrs, and it just doesn't bother me all that much. in fact, one of them is quite a big guy - his boobs are literally twice the size of mine - and i grab his all the time. but he kinda likes it, whereas i'm just indifferent.

don't get me wrong: if a customer actually touched me, or someone else who i wasn't comfortable with, then they'd get a short sharp slap.

when i'm at work, i gotta pick my battles - if i got mad at everyone who deserved it, i'd be mad ALL the time ;). i remember one time, years ago, a guy made a really rude sexual remark to me and tried to grab me, and i said something like "read the sign outside, buddy; it says RESTAURANT, not BROTHEL".

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

sue them and settle out of court for their restaurant

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

kiwis are weird.

― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

me and fab (the big-titted italian chef i work with - his t-shirt is hiding the true immensity of his man-boobs):
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1386/1213624491_cb44bebea5_m.jpg

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

haha... ok. You can just kinda tell he's harmless.

― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

Ha. I had the one regular who harassed me at the bar banned for doing so. Granted, it was pretty extreme but still. So if I ever make it to New Zealand I should plan on greeting people but grabbing at their tits, yeah? Good to know. ;-)

― ENBB, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

only if they're big italian lugs

― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

EVERYONE STEP BACK FROM THIS THRED. THERE IS DANGER HERE.

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

he has BIG hands

― stevie, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

i know - with one hand he can grab both my boobs at once.

xpost to kenan - he is completely harmless.

xpost to ENBB - kenan is right; just the italian boys ;)

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

this thread was really funny on june 9, 2004. after that, not so much.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q265/eddcfc_2007/more%20pics/838dbee2-1.jpg

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

Riding Giantess

― Laurel, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

russmeyer.jpg

― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/105/257896473_54a0fe3245.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 23 August 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

armpit butt!!!

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 23 August 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

I was going to post a picture of Genesis P-Orridge but thought better of it.

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 23 August 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

those are medium breasts anyway

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 23 August 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

Someone posted this on a discussion board:

The passing of time...
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d128/Shenandoah07/Smiths-era.jpg

and all of its crimes...
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d128/Shenandoah07/moob.jpg

is making me sad...

But I find Mozzer's middle-aged meatier moobs very enticing!

― Melinda Mess-injure, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

Oh man. I wish i hadn't seen that. :-(

― ENBB, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

And there's always this thing too...
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/arnold_then_now.jpg

― W4LTER, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

Oh God. THAT is scary. Both then and now.

― ENBB, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

moz should put a shirt on, but he's still a very handsome man

― kenan, Friday, 24 August 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

If you look at the Mozmoob on the right, it's pretty flat. It's just that when Moz was feeling himself up at that moment, it falsely gave the impression that he could fill a B-cup.

I think Moz looks fine. He sure looks a hell of lot better than Ah-nold!

― Melinda Mess-injure, Friday, 24 August 2007 01:03 (eighteen years ago)

Whoops, I meant Mozzer's right moob. That would be what you see on the left.

And so what about the incipient spare tire? I calls 'em lerv handles.

― Melinda Mess-injure, Friday, 24 August 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

oh, he's already got lerv handles, on the side. The spare tire is in the front.

― kenan, Friday, 24 August 2007 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

His handles aren't as big as Sarkozy's.

― Madchen, Friday, 24 August 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

so you're saying a great ass makes up for below average tits, but great tits couldn't make up for a below average ass?
-- oops (Oops), Friday, June 11, 2004 9:35 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
YES
-- Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, June 11, 2004 9:40 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

godbless

― bell_labs, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

OK this thread :D

― Trayce, Friday, 24 August 2007 11:38 (eighteen years ago)

If you look at the Mozmoob on the right, it's pretty flat. It's just that when Moz was feeling himself up at that moment, it falsely gave the impression that he could fill a B-cup.

Uh, he has TITS, nuff said.

― nathalie, Friday, 24 August 2007 11:39 (eighteen years ago)

rob bolton otm, there

― river wolf, Friday, 24 August 2007 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

Uh, he has TITS, nuff said.

Course he does. Everyone's got tits. Just that some tits are more vestigal than others. And some girls mothers are...well you know.

I love Morrissey's tits. And here are his greatest:
http://www2.gol.com/users/melemail/stuff/greatesttits.jpg

― Melinda Mess-injure, Saturday, 25 August 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

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