(Why can't I find the thread where I accidentally wrote a dirty limerick about N's cousin?)

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― nabiscothingy, Thursday, 10 June 2004 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you hit it?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 10 June 2004 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

is it this one?

― the surface noise is so overwhelming that it renders the contents of the re (ele, Thursday, 10 June 2004 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I searched for it, with no luck. But I found THIS, which made me laugh a lot:

I always thought it went like this:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
EAT MY GIGANTIC COCK, YOU ASSHOLE.

I am willing to admit that I could be wrong.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), September 3rd,

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 10 June 2004 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

If someone can find the ILM thread with the U2 joke from a couple years ago I will be really really thankful.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 10 June 2004 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe it wasn't posted, but there was a link... and all I remember is "Jaysis the Edge...."

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 10 June 2004 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear it;s the Freaky Trigger Christmas Joke

― the surface noise is so overwhelming that it renders the contents of the re (ele, Thursday, 10 June 2004 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

THANKS!!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 10 June 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Good God, I think my wonderful N's-cousin limerick was completely removed instead of just google-proofed! You'd think the guy could live with the vague possibility that his cousin would find dirty limericks on the web about the two of them having sex, but apparently he's just too "sensitive" for that kind of thing.

― nabiscothingy, Thursday, 10 June 2004 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

(Psssst Nabisco!

email me at d o n u t b i z i t c h @ h o t m a i l

I'll be in NYC next week, and also weekend of the 25th and 27th

OK, carry on..)

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 10 June 2004 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

hi nabisco!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 10 June 2004 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Nabisco - I did remove it, sorry. Because a colleague of mine turned round to me at work one day and asked me who [cousin's name] was. She'd googled me, not my cousin, but I thought if cousin did the same it would be v.embarrassing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

How about I just look her up and call her and explain the whole thing. Just to clear the air.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

She's kind of depressed at the moment - I'm sure that would help.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

^^ Still sad about this. All it needed was a disclaimer that said "he didn't realize this was N.'s cousin."

― nabisco, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

Crime against literature.

― nabisco, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

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