Let's face it, girls have it easy...

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You go to a job interview, bat your eyelids, look cute and - olay - you're sorted. You can get rich easy just by marrying a rich fella. In the next life I'm coming back as a girl.

I've learned my lesson in this lifetime!

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 June 2004 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not jealous of menstrual cycles.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I would be rather disappointed to make less money for the same work.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

OH NO A C-MAN THREAD

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Or to have to ponder the possibility that some sort of bio-engineered virus might wipe the entire male population of Earth except C-a-l-z (for whatever reason, make your own joke) and I would have to choose between letting humanity fade into the cosmic twilight or, ugh-wretch.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but that's because you're not thinking straight. You are PRESUMING that you will one day get a managerial job in a major company. Yes, more men have these kinds of jobs. Good news: Getting into big companies in well paid roles = more likely as a young, good looking girl.

Plus, you can marry a rich guy or get into the film or TV industry pretty easily too.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Getting into the TV/Film industry is easy yeah. Staying there is the hard bit.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum you are Rigsby.

― de, Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

c, the thing is reincarnation is based on a karma system - so in your next life i'd imagine you're likely coming back as a tick or some variety of parasite or perhaps even a dookie.

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

why not post as "Nutty Nigel" again

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark - honestly not true.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, it *is* easier for women to break into the biz world?!?!?!??!?!?!?

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, fairs fair, this one is actually borderline debateable.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm guessing that most of your experience is with ugly boys, c-man.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Some girls will, some girls won't
Some girls need a lot of lovin', and some girls don't
I know I've got the fever, but I don't know why
Some say they will: yeah, some girls lie

― Racey, or possibly Darts, I forget. (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll come back as a greater person because of my great wit and sense of humour in the present life.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I repeat.

― de, Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

You and Carrot Top, sweetums.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I think it is. (xpost back several) I don't know if it's 'burn out' but the turnover seems to be high. The folk backstage in TV land seem to resemble a scene from the first bit of 'Logan's Run', if you know what I mean.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark, that is indeed a point worth discussing. Yes, breaking into the media (any media) at entrance level is difficult unless you are a young girl. You can be a young girl with rocks for brains, but your likelihood of getting in there - sans any experience or qualifications - is high because the employees at the highest level are invariably male. This is fact people.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

DO YOU CRAVE MURDER?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you Encyclopaedia Calzanica

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

also, according to Jeff Goldblum, Earth Girls Have It Easiest.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

But what if you aren't good looking enough? How easy is it then?

Easy = you have control over your situation.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

It was Racey.

― Tag (Tag), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

c, i think to achieve "great man" status you will have to start volunteering, giving to charity like mad, cure cancer and negotiate world peace immediately.

also, your argument on women being able to "bat their eyelashes" and "marry rich" are based on the assumption that every woman is hot. the mingers have it pretty rough.

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

A pleasure.

P.S. Mark, I would imagine it probably isn't as easy.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ciadvertising.org/sa/summer_03/babbott/Flonase-JPEG.jpg

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.stanford.edu/class/linguist34/advertisements/fear%20ads/images/flonase_jpg.jpg

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

But it has - at given times - made me bitter as fuck. There, in a rare moment of honesty, I admitted it.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

So you're bitter because you don't think you're very pretty?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

William Gaddis

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon W and C-Mang, together at last. perhaps they will destroy each other.

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

William Gaddis

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

REally? Now you have me intrigued. Did you lose out on a job in the media to a good looking girl?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0761542299.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

CHICK JEDIS ROCK!

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

c, the thing is reincarnation is based on a karma system - so in your next life i'd imagine you're likely coming back as a tick or some variety of parasite or perhaps even a dookie.

I think he's more likely to come back as himself :-/

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark, I don't want to discuss this on a public forum. If you want tales from experience I might offer them by email. From experience, it's a sleazy industry, let's put it that way.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE WHO OR WHAT YOU COME BACK AS

― karmapol (blueski), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.aon.at/funmedia/pictures/nexium_hinter.jpg

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

On another tack, if you did get that job, and 70% of your colleagues were girls, would you feel
1) happy to be there
2) that your promotion prospects were higher?

xpost. ok I'll leave it there.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://reidsco.com/images/65440.jpg

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't want to discuss this on a public forum

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://community.webshots.com/s/image3/9/79/13/18497913MVcTBeTLya_ph.jpg

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.alka-seltzer.com/asp/images/ColdMedicineLG.gif

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Sleazy industry, sure. Everyone gets stiffed in the end anyhow.

(My exp: All the backstage blokes in TVland look like Dave Stewart)

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't be bothered to read this thread, did anyone say anything funny?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://hjem.get2net.dk/Henriette_Art/Fiction/Fanfiction/KH_files/KH1_art/KH-detonator.jpg

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.kmhk.kmu.edu.tw/medhome/med/images/z/Zyrtec2.jpg

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon Williams posted a bunch of large, annoying, and only vaguely topical photos.

xpost

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

No. and cut the ads please, I'm trying to read/say stuff.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark. I don't know. I'm not in that situation so I cannot answer, but at the entry/ minimally established level I find that everyone is female.

This arsehole has fucked the thread up anyway with his huge pics.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"But it has - at given times - made me bitter as fuck. There, in a rare moment of honesty, I admitted it."

Whaaaaaat??! I could never tell this from all your ugly hostile pig-ignorant threads/memes about women. I am teh Shocked!!!11

― de, Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jun/20046102886229230126758.jpg

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I was once, long ago, tempted to pursue a career in the media. But, the little I have seen of it since made me quite glad I didn't. Yeah, it looks fun for a while, but eventually it will drag you down. Bit like " ".

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jun/20046102886229230126758.jpg

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

OH NO CMAN HATES JW :(

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.basicrps.com/atrilia/images/hex.gif

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I appreciate the attempts to spoil every C-man thread you disapprove of but you're sucking up bandwidth with all these pictures.
Why not ignore the thread and try _not_ coming across as C's personal stalker? It's beneath you, really.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

ok!

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Umm, but doesn't the media just attract more females anyway?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Hang on, I'll start a 'part two' thread if that's alright...

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I haveno idea why anyone would want a job in the media

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's face it, girls have it easy part two (without the pics)

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?1330696

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ryano.net/iraq/img/1/1330696.jpg

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

best picture evah.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

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