How fast would you die in a cheesy zombie flick?

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Congratulations, you make it until the end! You
are the strong, modestly good looking man or
woman who doesn't take it from anybody.

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Well?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Sidekikc for me!

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

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Your comic relief saved you. You were probably
the hero's best friend and messed up a lot, but
helped him in some major way, believing in
yourself, near the end. As the sympathetic
character, you live.

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― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I R TEH HEROE ALSO

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm also the hero!

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

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You are dorky, technologically savvy, and really
annoying. You did some important technical
thing, but then were gutted unceremoniously
three quarters of the way through the movie.
Take pride in the fact that without you, no one
would've lived.

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Ah well, maybe I can at least get Jeff Goldblum to play me in the movie...

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

In the event of a zombie apocalypse we should get together, heroes.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

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You didn't care for anybody else, and it was
your downfall. Halfway through, you thought
you could make it better on your own and split
off from the group, but the jokes on
you...because you're dead...because the zombie
ate you...

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Actually I'm sorta pissed I'm not the zombie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even have to look to know that the Negro always goes first

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

but Ving Rhames!

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

and that 28 Days Later girl!

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

ooh, you're right, probably (for I have yet to watch either of those films- I'm the only person who has yet to see 28 Days Later -and disprove this long-held truism)

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

No one's been the SLUT yet. What's up with that?

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree, Gear - let's hook up for beers after.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

No one's been the SLUT yet. What's up with that?

I hear you have to like romance in films to be the slut.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

we'll meet at some dive bar in Hollywood. but first we hit up a gun shop, xpost

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I think we need to hit the gun shop before the zombies get here.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

No, sluts don't involve romance, they involve sex, duh. I thought only girls got the two mixed up! Invariably, the first girl in the movie to put out is the first girl to get killed. Cause sexuality especially female sexuality is the DEMON THAT WILL KILL US ALL.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Do zombies use guns much?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha Donna totally stole my answer!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

actually I hit up the gun shop this morning, but that's because I had to knock over a Whole Foods before work, I needed bagels and had no money.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

time for a black zombie flick (preferably not starring the Wayans family)

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

It would be better than Vampire in Brooklyn at least.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

ANYTHING would be better than Vampire in Brooklyn!

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

(This was implied.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm the sidekick.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

three words:

Cold Creek Manor

xpost

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I did another one, with the predictable answers, to see if I could get the slut answer.

So I have.

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You die a quarter of the way through while
having sex with your boyfriend or girlfriend.
You were very attached, so it's fitting that
you die together. That's what you get for
splitting up from the rest of the group.

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― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

xxpost oooohhhh (pays irony tax, 'not-getting-it' subdivision)

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

That graphic should have been on the album cover in MS Paint thread for Ritual De Lo Habitual

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it means I'm the lusty hero - I make it through to the end, but the hot sex I'm having with my boyfriend gets killed.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i just read th eSyouth thread on ilm and after seeing a few too many close ups of the band on leno last night i now have sonicyouthzombie vizionz in da head

― kephm, Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I make it through to the end, but the hot sex I'm having with my boyfriend gets killed.

Wait, wait, the hot sex ITSELF is killed?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Coitus interruptus, indeed.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Me hero!

― Jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Look we have too many heroes. This isn't some Roland Emmerich pic, this is a zombie movie, more have to die.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I refuse to relinquish my lusty hero status; I'm sorry, you'll have to look elsewhere.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, come on, I have to give up the sexing!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you want me (nerd) to write a randomising computer programme which automatically turns some of the unused heros into either sluts or sidekicks?

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, you can stay a hero. I also can stay a hero. I like the nerd's idea about the computer program.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

We rule.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

::secretly codes computer programme to turn *everyone* into sluts in the hopes that one of them, just maybe, might go out with me::

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

we are all going to die, aren't we?

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Not me, I'm going to fly away in my space station full of space-sluts that look like Jeff Goldblum what I dreamed up while I was recovering from my surgery.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

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Yay me!

― C J (C J), Thursday, 10 June 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

one of the few things I liked about _Event Horizon_ was that the smart-ass black guy LIVES. only he, the whiney, pretty and younger white girl and scrawny Jack Noseworthy make it to the enh.

everything else about the flick sucked. mainly really bad cribbing from Clive Barker with the requisite gore/hook-guy thrown in. even an evil Sam Niell couldn't save it.

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Thursday, 10 June 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

B-b-but the epitome of zombie flicks, Night of the Living Dead, has ONLY the black guy survive (er, until shot by "rescuers"), and Dawn of the Dead has the black guy survive too!

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 10 June 2004 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ANYTHING would be better than Vampire in Brooklyn!

are you kidding? i love that movie!!

(im the sidekick too)

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 10 June 2004 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

also, I'm playing Diablo II right now, as the paladin(who is black and voiced by _Fear of a Black Hat_'s Larry B. Scott), in which many zombies are stomped and the main character will be the only survivor. Everything else will die.

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Thursday, 10 June 2004 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Tales From the Hood too

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 10 June 2004 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's not forget Leprechaun: Back 2 Da Hood

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 10 June 2004 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Thursday, 10 June 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

BUT IN PRINCE OF DARKNESS THE NERD WAS ALSO THE COMIC RELIEF AND SURVIVED NO FAIR

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 June 2004 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 10 June 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

The "Night Of The Living Dead" remake zombifies the black guy at the end, though.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

BUT THE REMAKE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOWS!!!

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 10 June 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Agreed, but the part where the weasel gets shot in the face is fantastic.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

― Allyzay, Thursday, 10 June 2004 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Zombies C or D

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 10 June 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

are you kidding? i love that movie!!

You are a sick individual.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 June 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

― mandee, Thursday, 10 June 2004 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I have to say that the zombies for the most part look like dullards.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 June 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

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