Your turn......
― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)
There once was a man from NantucketWhose dick was so long he could suck itHe said with a grin, as he came on his chin,"If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it."
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)
My dad told me this one:
There once was a girl from DevizesWhose breasts were of different sizesOne as quite small, almost nothing at allBut the other was big and won prizes.
― dog latin, Friday, 28 October 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)
ya
Thought this would be in honour of michael d tbh
― the ghost-fisting is a one-off thing (darraghmac), Friday, 28 October 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)
my version of rock hardy's is slightly ruder tbh
― the ghost-fisting is a one-off thing (darraghmac), Friday, 28 October 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)
Ruder! Let's hear it then.
― D. Boon Pickens (WmC), Friday, 28 October 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)
not a material change, tbf, but finishes
He said, with a grin,As he wiped off his chin"If my ear was a cunt then I'd fuck it"
― the ghost-fisting is a one-off thing (darraghmac), Friday, 28 October 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)