how can i have sex doing it from behind if it hurts

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how can i have sex from behind if it hurts?

― leslie king, Friday, 11 June 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Try doing it with another person.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

its still hurts if i do it with another person every man i had it hurt

― leslie king (sexycream500), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Try raising or lowering your hips until you find the angle a little more comfortable.

And try to relax, the fear of pain may cause your muscles to tighten making entry more difficult and thus more painful.

Eat cold pizza

― penelope_111, Friday, 11 June 2004 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

HURTS SO GOOD, COME ON BABY MAKE IT HURT SO GOOD, SOMETIMES LOVE DON'T FEEL LIKE IT SHOULD, YOU MAKE IT HURT SO GOOD

― JOHN COUGAR hstencilCAMP (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

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have a beer or three to loosen up, too.

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

leslie, have you tried the other hole?

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

(At least we know Leslie is NOT Gear!'s roommate.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

best thread ever

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

LOVE HURTS.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

You have to take the tampon out first.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: l. king/b. lucas

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 11 June 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Chocolate and Cheese

― Charles Dexter (Holey), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Pull Up to the Bumper

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

if it hurts then why are you still doing it?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Get one of those round pillows with the hole in the middle of it. You know, the kind they give to people who have broken their tailbone.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

and then what would she do with it?

penetration from that position is a lot deeper and could be uncomfortable for some women. Especially if your uterus is tilted.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam, if this person were really serious I probably wouldn't be taking the piss.

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/searchresults.php?board=1&mode=threads&q=&titlepart=&name=&email=&username=sexycream500&dateafter=&datebefore=&catid=all

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

why does that mean she is not serious?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't say anything about your response or anyone else's. just didn't feel anything was wrong with answering the question. I get tired of the humor on ILx sometimes.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes I think about all these young people having buttsex and wonder if they were deprived of Under the Umbrella Tree as a child

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 11 June 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm told it hurts less if your partner wears a trucker hat and if you do it on a couch that doens't belong to you.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't think she's talking about anal.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

God, this is so not funny/original at all. Why are we all responding to this tripe? PLEASE DON'T COME BACK HERE, LESLIE.

― Totally Hatin On This Chick, Friday, 11 June 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

curtis has a valid poind re: under the umbrella tree. i watched that show religiously, and i was not exposed to the concept of buttsex until much later in life.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

why not? it's a valid question. some googler or searcher might come across this thread.

xpost

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

You really think somebody googling "sex from behind" is gonna find this thread?

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin, do you have tips for my hair? Can you help me pimp my ride?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

IF a googler really looked up "sex questions" or "talk about sex" or "sex" on google, where do you think ILX would come up out of the 2,499,442 answers? Probably nowhere.

At first I thought she was serious, in which case, sure, her questions merit a response. But the fact that she's posted six or so new questions today (without even posting them in the original thread) makes me a little suspect. She's, umm, yanking our chain.

There are MANY other places she can go for "free advice."

― Still Hatin' on This Chick, Friday, 11 June 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

ilx comes up on all kind of weird shit. also i said 'searchers' meaning people searching our old threads.

Besides WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with answering a question seriously?

jesus christ the non-stop 14-yr old sense of humor here is about to run me off. school's out, I'd like to have conversations with adults sometimes.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

And you think Miss Leslie is one of them? It's this kind of 14-year-old sense of humor that's frustrating around here.

― Totally Hatin On This Chick, Friday, 11 June 2004 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Many times threads that have been started by would-be threads actually became useful. what better way to thwart them?

and who are you anyway, hater?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Leslie King.

― Still Hatin' on This Chick, Friday, 11 June 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I don't know you so I'll stop talking with you. If I'm going to argue with someone online I'd prefer it to be someone I know and understand a bit better.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

how can a person who starts multiple threads that are similar to this one and has the id of "sexycream500" NOT be responded to with 14 yr old humor?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you oops. You've condensed my argument quite nicely.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean i know you like talking about sex, but the setup is just too comical and people are too wary of "having their chains yanked" to respond seriously. perhaps, if you're really interested in this topic, you could start a more dignified thread.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Exactly my point. Wait, why are we still discussing this? My point is that we should not give in!

― Still Hatin' on This Chick, Friday, 11 June 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i have no problem being serious oops. It's a welcome change around here.

If you don't like my informative posts

SKIP THEM!

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry but the phrase "doing it from behind" prevents me from being at all serious.

Why can't you do the same with the 14 yr old humor posts?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

why the fuck am I being picked on? I didn't say a thing about the stupid jokes here until *I* was given a hard time for making a couple of posts that directly answered the question.

Why don't you all go fuck yourselves. how's that for 14yr old mentality?

(and what phrase do you use for that kind of sex anyway, oops? doggystyle? come up with something better, come on.)

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa. How about everyone just say, "Sorry. BFFS? " and leave it at that? Now that's some good 14 yr old humor.

Have a kick ass summer! See you next year!

― Still Hatin' on This Chick, Friday, 11 June 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not trying to pick on you. Who gave you a hard time? Martin said he had a hard time taking this person seriously. No one denied your right to answer seriously, though. I believe you started with the "ilx humor is lame" thing, but whatever.

yes, doggystyle would be preferable, but it is the phrasing of the question that is the issue, as well. It sounds like a 14 yr old is asking it. I think the responses would be different if the title was something along the lines of "Sex Problem: Certain positions produce pain....how can I eliminate this?"

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean you have every right to criticise the humor here, but don't be surprised if people resent your condescension and righteousness.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

oops I would feel quite honored if the likes of you resented my righteousness.

knock yourself out.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 11 June 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i have no problem being serious oops. It's a welcome change around here.
If you don't like my informative posts
SKIP THEM!

-- Ask For Samantha (...), June 11th, 2004.

conversely.. etc.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 June 2004 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

KEN = KISSES

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 11 June 2004 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't say I did, Sam! But now I'm resenting you for using the phrase "the likes of you".

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

but really, when has chastising other ILXors ever done any good?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

didn't seem to go too well when you did it to Huck.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

how can i have sex doing it from behind SO THAT it hurts?

I think syntax is perhaps to blame for everyone's confusion on how appropriately to deal with this post. The questioner is clearly a masochist looking for advice on pain enhancement, NOT pain abatement. The question's awkward construction, however, obfuscated its intent. Now that this is cleared up, please carry on bickering!

― Skottie, Friday, 11 June 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Explain this then Skottie:

Try doing it with another person.
-- martin m. (marti...), June 11th, 2004 2:07 PM. (mushrush) (later)

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its still hurts if i do it with another person every man i had it hurt
-- leslie king (leslie_king6230...), June 11th, 2004 2:09 PM. (sexycream500) (later)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 12 June 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Excellent request, Curt1sss. Thanks for your prompt response. Breaking down the sentence will illuminate the plight of the unhappy poster.

its still hurts Missing here: two apostrophes. It's still Hurt's. Punctuation matters! Clearly, her butt belongs to William Hurt.

it's still hurt's if i do it with another person Here, she--correctly--points out, that even if she "does it" with another person, her butt still belongs to William Hurt

every man i had it Unfortunately, the poster left out a critical word "know." Correct version: every man i know had it

Finally, we realize, that this is a transcript of her conversation with William Hurt. every man i know had it, Hurt. Without the comma, we'd never have understood.

Moral: be careful about punctuation. Otherwise, people will think you're talking about buttsex all the time and asking for advice. When this is demonstrably not the case.

Thank you. That is all.

― Skottie, Saturday, 12 June 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

So if I mispunctuate a sentence that means I commit sodomy regularly(

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 12 June 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

SINNER. ANAL ONANIST.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 June 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

So if I mispunctuate a sentence that means I commit sodomy regularly(

Well, yes. Either the sentence gets punctuated, or you do!

......that's what you wanted, right?.....

― Skottie, Saturday, 12 June 2004 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

If you forget that colon, your colon won't forget it!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 12 June 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Things can stay in your colon forever.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 June 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

♥ roxxxxy

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 12 June 2004 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

But(t) things only stay in your semi-colon for half the time!

― Skottie, Saturday, 12 June 2004 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

will you fuckas shut up and get yo ass juices runnin

― Queen Give it to me niiiiiiice, Saturday, 12 June 2004 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

: : :
; ; ;

. . .

― Skottie, Saturday, 12 June 2004 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Re: the "especially if you have a retroflexed uterus" -- this isn't really true. Your cervix is still in the same place!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 June 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

ts: cervical pain vs. uterine pain???

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 12 June 2004 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, I'd take uterine ANY day.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 June 2004 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Nobody should feel obligated to keep doing something sexually that hurts. Find a more comfortable position!

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Saturday, 12 June 2004 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, cos cosy sex is where it's at?????????

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 12 June 2004 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, yeah the retro-verted uterus thing *can* make a difference. It's not where the cervix is - it's what the bangin' on it does to the stuff above it that's gotta move too.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 12 June 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

somehow i read that as umbro-"verted uterus" as if it's a new model of their footballs.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 13 June 2004 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, yes, Leslie, if you've got balls like this, it could easily hurt. Something.

http://store2.yimg.com/I/loadedbases_1793_21789188

― Skottie, Sunday, 13 June 2004 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Did anyone say get drunk yet?

GET DRUNK

― Laura E (laurae55), Sunday, 13 June 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

drunk is good. coke is probably better.

― gem (trisk), Sunday, 13 June 2004 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

why not both?????????

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Sunday, 13 June 2004 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

yes indeedy, both!! leslie's mission is accomplished.

― gem (trisk), Sunday, 13 June 2004 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

dear all drunk and/or coked up women:

let me stick it in you "FROM BEHIND IF IT HURTS"

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmmm gee tempting. pity i'm not drunk or coked up just at the minute. however if i was, and you did, it might not hurt.... which was my point!

― gem (trisk), Sunday, 13 June 2004 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

are you offering?????

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Sunday, 13 June 2004 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

offering what? drink? coke? unpainful sex from behind? errrrrr *cough* not on a sunday!

― gem (trisk), Sunday, 13 June 2004 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

IN RTEH TFUTETUE?

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

can we drop the "doing it from behind," and use "hittin' it from the back" much better?

it's a more proper, more clinical term.

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

*puts hand behind ear* sorry what? your response was garbled. perhaps you're drunk?

― gem (trisk), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

r u chixxxxxxX?

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

oh dear

― gem (trisk), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

never love what? getting drunk and coked up? that's a shame, it's fun

― gem (trisk), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't like teh white linezzz.

i am a big fan of teh alcohol.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

whatever floats your boat tiger

― gem (trisk), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, time to go play video games at phil's now.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.victorias-closet.com/inflatable/astroglide.jpg

― chaki_burger (chaki), Sunday, 13 June 2004 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"IN RTEH TFUTETUE?"

It's bad that I immediately interpret this as "in the poopchute."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 13 June 2004 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

hehehe yes that is unfortunate. but funny

― gem (trisk), Sunday, 13 June 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

jon is the id of ILX.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

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