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― It Had To Be Done, Sunday, 13 June 2004 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Make that...
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― It Had To Be Done, Sunday, 13 June 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS THREAD OH GOD

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 13 June 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Errol Flynn used to snort cocaine off of it.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 13 June 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Patrick Kinghorn, Sunday, 13 June 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Rah, Rah, Rasputin.

― nickn (nickn), Sunday, 13 June 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

On a related note, I read that the Smithsonian having John Dillinger's penis in a jar is a myth.

― nickn (nickn), Sunday, 13 June 2004 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

That's just what they want you to think. I mean, honestly, what dead celebrity's penis does the Smithsonian not have?

― Dan I., Sunday, 13 June 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

john holmes?

― Patrick Kinghorn, Sunday, 13 June 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

herve villechaise?

― Patrick Kinghorn, Sunday, 13 June 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

eva peron?

― Patrick Kinghorn, Sunday, 13 June 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm confused.

http://www.themightyorgan.com/features_rasputin.html

That article says it's a sea cucumber. Did they later prove this was real? Why is it so wide at the base? Why do I care? Ahhhh.

― David Allen (David Allen), Monday, 14 June 2004 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I just realized they could clone Rasputin with that thing! Cool!

― Dan I., Monday, 14 June 2004 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, the one in the article was a *dried* one - the one pictured is clearly not. What I'm wondering is, how the hell is it ERECT in the jar?

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Monday, 14 June 2004 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, honestly, what dead celebrity's penis does the Smithsonian not have?

Is that why Reagan's casket was closed all last week?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 14 June 2004 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"The relic was kept in a wooden casket, and bits were broken off and given to disciples."

Worst. Party favor. Ever.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 14 June 2004 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The Russian woman taking a good look is rather fetching.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 14 June 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

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