Hipster Cuisine

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Wasabi Peas

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

those candy things where you get two items for $0.99 -- the ones that are supposed to taste like peach or tangerine

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

sauteed ephemera in an ironic marinade par excellence

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Chocolate-covered cuntymints.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.shavelibrarian.com/jackenergy/images/sorrelsoda_rd.jpg http://www.jackenergy.com/images/bubblegumsoda.jpg

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG YOU EAT FOOD YOU CORNY INDIE FUXX

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Kellogg's Corny Indie Fuxx, part of this complete breakfast.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

It isn't Corny Indie Fuck-O's?

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Corny indie fuckflakes? NOW WITH ADDED BOOTY

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

it's not Dave Stelfox anymore, it's "Delia" Stelfox ;-)

http://worldofstelfox.blogspot.com/2004/06/give-my-regards-to-broadway-market-one.html

[for non brits, delia [smith] is famous for her cooking in UK]

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

vegetarian duck

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

what's hipster about that!?

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i just wanted to get the "delia" stelfox slogan in, and this thread came along. sorry dave !

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

ok cola.

lauren (laurenp), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i think having a blog that's regularly updated, with a few readers absolutely disqualifies you from being a hipster. nerd food, maybe.

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bewarethecheese.com/nerds.jpg

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Fresca. And lots of it. Sometimes combined with whiskey, which are then called Friskeys.

Charlie Rose (Charlie Rose), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

And all of this washed down with PBR.

j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i used to love lemon-lime nerds. unfortunately, you always ended up with one good flavor and one really nasty one.

lauren (laurenp), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://reidsco.com/images/92084.jpg

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mit.edu/~dfm/doctorsoda/slice.jpg

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.pusateri.org/cruft/pepper/pibb.jpg

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

THERE IS NOTHING HIPSTER ABOUT MR PIBB

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

IN THE NORTH MR PIBB = HIP

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://metropolis.japantoday.com/biginjapanarchive299/259/pics/Pockypackett.jpg

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Your search - \"trucker hat sushi\" - did not match any documents.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://thebottlecapman.com/images/Unused%20Soda%20Plastic/Slice.JPG

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

THERE IS NOTHING HIPSTER ABOUT MR PIBB

It dropped out of grad school before it could get its doctorate; that must be hip.

j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet GY!BE imports American Mt. Dew

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.fanta.dk

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Anything, so long as it's rare.

briania (briania), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

pocky, definitely, and pretz as well.

lauren (laurenp), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Rare foreign junk food. Which takes us right back to the wasabi peas and Pocky.

j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Giant Oreo cookies with cheese on top.
???

I'm serious. I just ate one the other day:
http://65.25.250.220/sa/megettingfat.jpg

becca B (exponen), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

burritoville

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

what does your cleavage have to do with anything?

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry. I posted the wrong picture!

becca B (exponen), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

oh i dunno

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

yo that oreo cheese shit looks GNARSTY

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't believe it took so long for burritoville to be mentioned.

lauren (laurenp), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

there has been a burritoville backlash lately by some haters

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.taquitos.net/dbimages13/Wachusett-K.jpg
http://www.taquitos.net/dbimages13/Utz-SP.jpg

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon - ketchup flavored potato chips are for Canadians, not hipsters.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.capecodchips.com/images/CCChipsBigTextLogo.jpg

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

UTZ ain't hipster either.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

salt and vinegar UTZ are so potent.. they make me cry

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

you can't get utz a lot of places

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU CAN GET UTZ EVERYWHERE IN NEW YORK - and they sponsor the Yankees.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't see them in Rochester!

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i had an awesome sandwich last friday. it had french fries, cheese steak, chicken fingers, mozarella sticks and marinara sauce. on 12" roll. DELICIOUS.

Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate meat, but i also hate fake meat. am i still a hipster cuisiner?

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...
http://www.typophile.com/files/utz_3593.gif

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 20 January 2007 08:59 (nineteen years ago)

She DOES have the hipster mini-bang, it's true.

Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 20 January 2007 10:35 (nineteen years ago)

is jw's pussy stil wet

feed latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 20 January 2007 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

j/k

feed latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 20 January 2007 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_70xGUxznYY

thirdalternative, Monday, 19 October 2009 17:11 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

lol @ Utz being considered "hipster food."

back in the day, we considered Utz to be "welfare/white trash chips" only a small step above government cheese.

keine Macht für dich mehr! (Eisbaer), Friday, 7 May 2010 03:58 (sixteen years ago)

$1 tacos

hell and the handbaskets (electricsound), Friday, 7 May 2010 03:59 (sixteen years ago)

aren't u australian?

moderator requiem forum (The Reverend), Friday, 7 May 2010 04:06 (sixteen years ago)

my sister lives near the town in PA where they make Utz chips. it's one of the most depressing places in PA (which is saying something considering that the state has Johnstown & Chester & that town w/ the coal-mine fire that's been burning for 50 years).

that whole part of the state is on some wannabe-Maryland/Baltimore shit.

keine Macht für dich mehr! (Eisbaer), Friday, 7 May 2010 04:07 (sixteen years ago)

when me and a couple friends were about 15, we watched a show on tv where they toured the utz (which we had never heard of -- WEST COAST, BIOTCH!!) factory, showing off its various functions, with me and one of the others sitting back and making all sorts of "i love to lick the salf off of utz" "i could fit a whole sack of utz in my mouth" etc jokes, until the third friend was like "THAT'S ENOUGH, GUYS!"

moderator requiem forum (The Reverend), Friday, 7 May 2010 04:10 (sixteen years ago)

salf = salt obv

moderator requiem forum (The Reverend), Friday, 7 May 2010 04:11 (sixteen years ago)

herrs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> utz

Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Friday, 7 May 2010 04:55 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.typophile.com/files/utz_3593.gif
logo is some straight up hipster bait is all

Aerosol, Friday, 7 May 2010 05:09 (sixteen years ago)

She DOES have the hipster mini-bang, it's true.
― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, January 20, 2007 5:35 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark[

oh shit
laurel otm up thread

Aerosol, Friday, 7 May 2010 05:14 (sixteen years ago)

it also explains why hipsters don't show any love for Snyder's (made in the same town as Utz, and even cheaper in price/quality).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pretzels_on_display-1.jpg

keine Macht für dich mehr! (Eisbaer), Friday, 7 May 2010 11:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pretzels_on_display-1.jpg

keine Macht für dich mehr! (Eisbaer), Friday, 7 May 2010 11:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/bzzagent-bzzscapes-prod/pretzels-lrg.png

keine Macht für dich mehr! (Eisbaer), Friday, 7 May 2010 11:39 (sixteen years ago)

snyder's is great that is a graet flavor wish I had some right now

Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Friday, 7 May 2010 11:41 (sixteen years ago)

i think having a blog that's regularly updated, with a few readers absolutely disqualifies you from being a hipster.

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:09 (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Stelfox had some interesting ideas iirc

that's the band Matt Pike was in (DJ Mencap), Friday, 7 May 2010 12:36 (sixteen years ago)

Utz Crab Chips + Utica Club + Neon Indian = good timez

nuttin doin (herb albert), Friday, 7 May 2010 12:50 (sixteen years ago)

ten months pass...

lol @ Utz being considered "hipster food."

back in the day, we considered Utz to be "welfare/white trash chips" only a small step above government cheese.

― keine Macht für dich mehr! (Eisbaer), Friday, May 7, 2010 3:58 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark

UTZ has always been so ubiquitous around here (MD) that "hipster food" and "white trash chips" are kind of weird, annoying things to hear.

and those Snyder's pretzel pieces are great. your quality assessment of PA's snack foods are straight RONG.

circa1916, Monday, 21 March 2011 05:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://eater.com/archives/2011/03/18/yelp-officially-recognizes-hipster-as-an-ambience.php

I DIED, Monday, 21 March 2011 11:49 (fifteen years ago)

i woulda died too

SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:05 (fifteen years ago)

What is a "hipster" I have only used the term ironically.

Suck a Toe, You Self-Pitying Dweeb (u s steel), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:08 (fifteen years ago)

someone with a bike

SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:11 (fifteen years ago)

someone with a mustache

SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:11 (fifteen years ago)

someone with a camera

SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:11 (fifteen years ago)

someone with a band

SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:11 (fifteen years ago)

someone with a beer

SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:12 (fifteen years ago)

... WE ARE ALL HIPSTERS

SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:12 (fifteen years ago)

Steak and potato is the new hipster cuisine. Can't wait until I can afford one.

Your Success Model Has Worked For You So Do Get On With Your Life (u s steel), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:26 (fifteen years ago)

a potato is inexpensive if you know where to look

I only use this style of type when I choose it (DJ Mencap), Monday, 21 March 2011 13:03 (fifteen years ago)

fucking bacon fudge

corey, Monday, 21 March 2011 13:06 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ otm

SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Monday, 21 March 2011 13:18 (fifteen years ago)

a potato is inexpensive if you know where to look

tempted to steal this as a DN

Looking Man (Abbbottt), Monday, 21 March 2011 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

bacon anything, as far as i can tell.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 21 March 2011 14:52 (fifteen years ago)

(don't know if pdx's own Voodoo Doughnuts invented this or if it was just a bandwagon they jumped on. at the very least they jumped early.)

difficult listening hour, Monday, 21 March 2011 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

In-n-out Burger. Strangely not Burgerville though, I suppose because they don't give out any bumper stickers that can show you ate there while also displaying a possible sex joke.

Iris, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

pancakes shaped like ray ban wayfarers

Get me two meatball sandwiches Utah, TWO! (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:49 (fifteen years ago)

I thought hipsters were either vegans or had eating disorders. Or both.

thirdalternative, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

orthorexic

dell (del), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 17:17 (fifteen years ago)

in-n-out is everybody food

iatee, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ In-N-Out customers are quite a broad spectrum of un-elite consumers and the locations are ubiquitous... not the most friendly recipe for hipster worship.

taco al pastorius (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

wasn't In-N-Out featured prominently in a Big Lebowski scene? before it expanded to everywhere, it was a Hollywood thing iirc. I remember being super excited to finally try it when I first went to L.A. in 1997.

rockapads, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

it was never just a hollywood thing, it was a thing that people in hollywood ate cause everyone in socal ate it. cause it's good.

iatee, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

OTM. Fast food, drive-ins, car culture have very deep roots in southern california, maybe deeper than "Hollywood". In-N-Out has served great food for many decades without much (any?) compromise.

taco al pastorius (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ in-n-out being hipster grub
wtf!

Aerosol, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

OTM. Fast food, drive-ins, car culture have very deep roots in southern california

http://www.angeloshamburgers.com/images/angelos.jpg

Aerosol, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 18:34 (fifteen years ago)


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