People Whose Mouths Are Always Open

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You know, slackjaws... walking around with their jaws hanging loose so the mouth is always open. Is this a physical difference or are they just too lazy to shut the trap? Nicholas Cage pulls this look off pretty well.

― andy, Monday, 14 June 2004 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Whew. At first I thought you were talking about assholes like me who don't know when to shut up.

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lynchburgonline.com/liaolaf.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ewhite.com/illo/images/ELVIS/e.stoned.jpg

― andy, Monday, 14 June 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

don't get me wrong he's a nice guy, I like him just fine. but he's a mouthbreather.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I think approx. 80% of third grade boys have this problem

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 14 June 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

you are a pervert!

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Old men tend to do this, another reason to veil them.

― Rockist Scientist, Monday, 14 June 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I breath really heavily when I'm concentrating.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.putanendtosnoring.com/mouth.htm

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

This was me for years, it wasn't so long ago that it was sort of incomprehensible to me to think of keeping my jaw shut all the time. but now I just grind my teeth constantly. hnnlfhlfg

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

adrian, look into stimulents

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

ps - when are you going to be up this way

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

what like coke? i already do too much speed and coupled with the whole thing where I never eat, i actually think i'm getting angina or something ha ha oh christ :-/

me and jimmy have talked about doing a road trip this summer! (I WILL TAKE HIM IN MY ARMS) i dunno if it'll really happen, i tend to flake out on these things. but i was just working out in my head today what it'd take to go up to boston/nyc in july? i really need to get out of the south, b!!

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 14 June 2004 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.deanandnigel.co.uk/

Many of Dean & Nigel's subject are guilty of this... but they'll open their mouths whether or not the subject has his open, to more cruelly mock I guess.

― andy, Monday, 14 June 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

bring me speed, kthx

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

my wife sleeps with her eyes partially open

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 14 June 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

IT FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT!

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 14 June 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.midatlantic.net/8x10/corey-haim.jpg
OMG COREY HAIM CAN YOUR MOUTH ACTUALLY SHUT?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 June 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

second guy on left

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 14 June 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

This describes absolutely EVERYONE in Archie comics. Go ahead and look. I dare you. Also, Jug's eyes are almost always closed.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 14 June 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I love the band, but...

http://images.ireland.com/newspaper/front/0701/bono.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 14 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Re: Archie - Do you read the Double-Digests? I always wonder who buys those.

― andy, Monday, 14 June 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

they're the only ones i buy

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Monday, 14 June 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.netfundu.com/magazine/april/img/tintin.jpg

― andy, Monday, 14 June 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

tintin and snowy had the open mouth problem

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Monday, 14 June 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

But for them (and almost all Herge characters) it seemed more like an expression of mirth and/or wonder more than just stupidity like Jughead. He is called Jughead, after all.

― andy, Monday, 14 June 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit yes, I buy the Double Digests! I've started buying the regular digests too recently, but they still seem like a waste of money.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 14 June 2004 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

sean "pdildo" combs. like a widemouth bass.

― lovebug starski, Monday, 14 June 2004 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://starpoet.com/gina/gg10.jpg

― keith m (keithmcl), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

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