What should I wear dancing tonight?

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Okay, your options are:

jeans (tight with holes in the crotch)
jeans (looser)

t-shirt (white, red, blue, black)
button down shirt (all of them are green, blue or some combination. one has a little red and some have black)

OKGO.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

you are going to hate yourself when you see this thread in two years

― kephm, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

a barrel

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean, i hate myself now, obv.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lermanet.com/reference/codpiece.jpg

This look is catching on at all the new Club Dyanetics...

― andy, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno about shirt, but you should wear the tight jeans and use a t-shirt to stuff your crotch. That's a time-honored look.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:3a3CsnEqGzkJ:spikesstyle.tripod.com/photos/plurbot.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

tight, ripped jeans and a button-down. Always good to balance slop with spiff.

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I say the tight jeans (unless the holes are out of control) and one of the t-shirts. See you later!

― Laura E (laurae55), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

LA LA LA LAURA.the holes aren't *OUT OF CONTROL* per se.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

so they're not too near the crotch then?

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

they reveal small patches of my thighs.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

cowboy boots and chaps are big for dancing clubs.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

RONAN ARE YOU TRYING TO TRICK ME

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

wear your floweriest shirt.. chix0r magneto

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Raver pants with 60" cuffs, dude.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm going with the shirt that has the dinosaur on the front and a stencil of a man smoking crack on the back.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

And black lipstick.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I'M TRYING TO HELP

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

black lipstick and a 30 foot boa constrictor.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd object to the dinosaur shirt if i hadn't seen someone really hot wearing a ninja turtle sweater the other day..

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

The obvious solution is to buy a new pair of tight jeans and wear those.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

HMMM. it's either dinosaur or some obscure rock band, as far as my wardrobe is concerned. or plaid!&@(*&!@

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

xpxostus.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Dinosaur is awesome, my roomie has a ninja turtle t-shirt that I found strangely compelling.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

yea, ian, do you have an shirts with AWESOME DIY shit!?@?!@ risd chicks go ape shit for that braaah

although most of these girls are bored high school seniors :(((((

also, ian's ripped jeans show huge patches of creamy, hairy thigh

― 0r4l R0b3rt5 (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

just like aerosmith

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

jon, the dinosaur shirt has STENCILLING. besides that the only faggy DIY shit i have is that ugly USAISAMONSTER shirt and silkscreened noise rocker shirts.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i would rather chew off my earlobes than go within 50 miles of a bored high school senior

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

you'll be chewing many an ear.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

bored high school seniors are my target audience, dude.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

d'oh! may i ask why?

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

because soon they will be bored college freshmen?

(I'm only 19!!!@!@!)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

oh ok it makes sense now sorry

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

it's a-ok!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd say wear the tight jeans (with or without duct tape over the holes) and a black tee, but that all kind of depends upon wear you're going out dancing.

― mouse, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

take some scissors to the jeans and go freeballin. EZ ACCESS know what i'm sayin

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

And some black tape for the nipples! Don't forget that!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

cutoff jeans have actually got to be the wackest possible thing to wear clubbing, ever. which means they are URGENT AND KEY.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lovetoparty.co.nz/images/F029%20Heart%20headband.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

candy necklaces!

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

badges of emo bands

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

a messenger bag

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

a t-shirt featuring an indie rock pete quotation

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i was serious

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

a barrel with 'death cab for cutie' branded into it

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Ian I was going to suggest that you wear looser jeans and a black t-shirt, because that was what I was wearing the night we went to the biergarten last July in NYC and there's a funny picture of it! But then when I went looking I found out that picture and every other one that features a certain person have been deleted from the site that was hosting them!!! All the other pictures with me and everybody else are still there, you can look on the J4 FAP pictures thread or whatever! But yeah the one I was thinking of has been deleted because it has my girlfriend in it. Wow huh! Anyway you should wear the black t-shirt and the jeans. But you should be home by now probably, maybe next time.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I kind of wish I had posted that in bigger letters now!

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

KIMOSABE HERE YOU GO Ian dress like this, it means you will get laid.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/tomtongue.jpg

― Definitely Not The Person In The Pic, Who Definitely Doesn't Have Her Own Comput, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

why have i not noticed that our shirts MATCHED that night that is so fucking gay.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Ladies and gentlemen, My Sweat.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the stigmata actually better than the sweat. I think you were four seconds away from getting slapped when that photo was taken.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

haha I am four seconds away from getting slapped and 10 months, 15 days away from getting socked in the nose by a hooligan. What a strange planet we live on. Where is the one where I'm grabbing your butt?

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe that dude just heard you liked it rough.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/assgrabbing.jpg

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

(note that he is not wearing "looser jeans")

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, I was incredibly cavalier about wearing shorts back then. No wonder that dude punched me in the face out of nowhere, he just remembered all these pictures.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

You wore shorts like 90% of last summer. That's why I was so curious as to why you got so offfended by the suggestion to wear shorts outside that day you were going to help Otis with his "futon" and you were like horrified, "I'm not wearing these outside" I was like ok I ain't gonna complain, I mean I don't wear shorts myself.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

ian blew it with a cute babe who danced with us

― 0r4l R0b3rt5 (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

she wasn't THAT cute. but yeah, i blew it. way to go me.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

your religion allows you to dance?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't really have a religion.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

dunno about shirt, but you should wear the tight jeans and use a t-shirt to stuff your crotch.

jTrav hasn't stuffed a t-shirt into his pants, rather, he's imprisoned a young Thai boy inside is trousers.

― Skottie, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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