The Bible... and you.

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Now that I seen Photoshop in the hands of a master, I'll never belittle it again. This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen:

http://www.npuc.org/evgraphics.html

andy, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, wow. totally bizarre.
IMO the best by far is "singapore sheik."

robots in love (robotsinlove), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Interestingly, the thumbnail captioned "Jesus and children" links to an image called "Jesus and Children Bang.jpg"

martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

!

"sweden"

g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit what is with me today, it's "norway"

g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

That monkey is really nice!

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

That monkey is really nice!

Yeah, and it totally looks like he's helping "Eve" dig that sandhole. Brilliant!

martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit, I thought that was Condoleezza Rice.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF is with the painted on swimsuit. Would she be too naughty to get into heaven in a bikini???!!?

Read the "real art projects" PDF file that suggests "how to pose" yr subjects, it is hilarious.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Read the "real art projects" PDF file that suggests "how to pose" yr subjects, it is hilarious.

Best part is the cheesy illustration at the end of the snake, Eve and some red ball which I assume is an apple. Then they've scrawled next to it "Show surprise!"

martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a fucking shame that they can't find anyone with real skill in Photoshop. I mean there's absolutely no excuse for having the relative sizes of people in perspective look all fucked up. One of the easiest damn things to do with Photoshop is resize something.

I don't personally care if any Xtian ministry ever succeeds, but I do think it's kinda sad that almost all of them can't escape looking like total fucken amateurs even when they have a decent idea for something creative or artistic to assist their cause.

martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)


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