Hey, you're right! You even forgot to explain wtf you're talking about.
― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)
We don't know the background. Did you play loads of Concentration? Were you one of those kids who goes on television and recites all the world's capital cities in alphabetical order? Have you forgotten your ILx password?
― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)
its called repression....sometimes you block out the good with the bad
― choke, Thursday, 24 June 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)
Fergal: If you're my mother in law, late 40s.
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 24 June 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)
Sensational Gravity Boy: It's a door! But we don't have a key!
Amazing Memory Girl (looking closely at keyhole): I've seen a keyhole like this a long time ago... but where?
SGB: Think, Amazing Memory Girl, think! Try to remember!
Camera pans to AMG's face; she has far away look in her eyes; screen goes wavy.
Scene (cheesecloth on camera, FOLIO: reverb on all voices): Amazing Memory Girl is back at school.
Teacher: And that is the history of the key. (Bell rings, students immediately start packing up their books; teacher shouts) Test on Monday! And don't forget to read chapter five!
Scene: back to present
AMG: Of course! It's an Edwardian pendant handle keyhole! And those keys are too big to store on a keyring! So it must be... under the mat...
(Fisheye camera pans with urgency to doormat: AMG and SGB stare at each other, their mouths open)
AMG: Quick, Sensational Gravity Boy, use your powers to drop to the floor!
(screen dissolve)
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 25 June 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)
Amazing Memory Girl must have an achilles heel... something that interferes with her ability to remember... I know - alcohol.
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 25 June 2004 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)
Or having a coat hanger jammed up her nose. Seriously, that'll do it.
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 25 June 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)
OUCH.
the music mole, that scene was brilliant. Bravo.
― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)
At last I get the credit I deserve. Goddam, after several days of not being clapped on the back I was thinking of posting it on Excelsior myself.
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)