How to tell if someone you know is into black magic

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1. They introduce their cat to you as 'my familiar'.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

they might just be into D&D!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

2. There is a piece of paper with your name on it in their freezer

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

3. They have named their son Agagthoth

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

4. ankhs

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

5. proper black nailpolish

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

6. They invite you to be part of their Pagan Humping Circle.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

7. actually taking aleister crowley seriously

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

8. really filthy in the sack

― are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

9. You pop round for a cup of tea and they say, 'We've been expecting you'.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

10. While watching Buffy, they keep interrupting to point out that the stuff Willow does is bogus.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

11. candles in a circle

― are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

12. If male, he is bald, wears a black turtleneck, has a small pointy beard and eyeliner; and he fixes you with an amused gaze.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

13. You go through their record collection and find Scriabin, Wagner, Mahler and Bach.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

14. Their spice rack contains: basil, thyme, paprika & eye-of-newt

― rxreed (rxreed), Thursday, 17 June 2004 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

15. They hate Fiona Horne

― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 17 June 2004 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

16. they own shares in Terrys of York.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 17 June 2004 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

17. that chick tract to thread...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 17 June 2004 08:59 (twenty-two years ago)

18. They ride a broomstick to work.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 17 June 2004 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

19. mysterious aversion to water

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 17 June 2004 09:21 (twenty-two years ago)

20. They raise the dead in your presence

― Symplistic (shmuel), Thursday, 17 June 2004 09:22 (twenty-two years ago)

21. they wear shoes like this
http://www.ghoulgallery.com/Ghouls/Halloween_images/Witches%20Shoes.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 17 June 2004 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

> 10. While watching Buffy, they keep interrupting to point out that the stuff Willow does is bogus.

in my experience they get freaked out because a lot of willow does and the names she uses are spot on and heavy shit.

― koogs (koogs), Thursday, 17 June 2004 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

11. You put a buttercup up against their chin, and the reflection is mauve.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 17 June 2004 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

12. In December they celebrate Yule.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

(Images of Ronan nodding his head along to the latest Scriabin, Wagner, Mahler and Bach acetate in Dublin's trendiest microhouse emporium)

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

13. They prefer Jimmy Page to Jimi Hendrix (Sundar Subramian excl).

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

d'oh! subramanian

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

14. They have a cat named Pyewacket

― Maria D., Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nd.edu/~dharley/witchcraft/Newbury-witch.gif

― Maria D., Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

VVITCH!

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

15. They ask you for weird stuff of yours -- locks of hair, spittle, bootyflakes - then take them away clutched in a strange-looking vial, and giggle.

― Homosexual II, Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG DUDE JOHN HAMMOND IS OLD

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nd.edu/~dharley/witchcraft/MatthewHopkins.gif
16. They fly away in a hurry when they hear the term "witch finder generall"

― Maria D., Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

17. they have boxes and boxes of it in the fridge

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Next time somebody starts a thread asking for suggestions for their new ilx name, I must remember to suggest Griezzell Greedigutt.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00006FDP4.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg yummy

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

or ILEmauzar

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

18. They spell magic with a k and women with a y

― Maria D., Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Favorite movie? Toss-up between Rosemary's Baby and The Wicker Man
― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

19. They know someone from Coil or Current 93.
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

― are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

20. they don't close their HTML tags.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Busted!

― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

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