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im thinking of getting a circumcision. not because it smells (you just have to wash under the hood and buff it nicely) or i dont like the look (my GF seems to like that), but cos well, i cant have condom-less intercourse without it being painful. cannot believe i just admitted this.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

oh no that sucks!

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

my boyfriend isn't cut & he's more prone to catching yeast infections.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I have nothing to contribute to this thread.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

DVD, I figure in a case like that you are well within your rights to get rid of it!

There's some story that Louis XVI apparently shied away from sleeping with Marie Antoniette after they were married because of a similar condition, but that after some embarassment he was persuaded to have the operation -- smooth sailing after that. (But then the Revolution came up...)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Am I going to have to go mental again? If it hurts, yes, by all means, sort it out. Yeast infections? MAKE HIM WASH! BUY HIM MINT SHOWER GEL - IT TINGLES NICELY AND MAY ENCOURAGE HIM TO SPEND MORE TIME SHOWERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

A question for the ladies (and why not for gay men too).

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I do not understand why people would CUT OFF A PART OF THEIR OWN BODY OR EVEN WORSE THEIR NEWBORN BABY SON'S BODY FOR FUCK'S SAKE LIKE. Would you chop off your ear if it was dirty? No, you'd just FUCKING WASH IT PROPERLY. Jesus. At what point in the evolutionary chain did foreskins evolve? Presumably there is A REASON FOR THEM EVOLVING, JUST LIKE EARS AND EYES AND SO ON. OK so a friend of mine had that thing where the foreskin is too tight and had to be circumcised when he was 17 but that was for a definite reason, not some bizarre aesthetic and/or cleanliness body fascism. WASH. Use that MINT SHOWER GEL STUFF, it TINGLES, it's REALLY NICE. Not every foreskinned man is weighed down by FILTHY KNOB CHEESE because, you know, MOST OF US WASH OUR DICKS EVERY DAY.
-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...), July 21st, 2004 9:53 AM. (Nick Southall)

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As you can see I'm quite wound up about this.
-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...), July 21st, 2004 9:54 AM. (Nick Southall)

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

he *does* wash! he's just prone to them!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

MOST OF US WASH OUR DICKS EVERY DAY

Nick is like the Big Brother of dickwashing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

How does he know he's MORE prone though? Did he have it removed and then replaced?!

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

you shouldn't be fucking without a condom anyways...you can get worse things than a yeast infection like dick rot.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

OR A BABY.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

im just going to have to endure pain sans durex or continue with my current durex SENSATION CONDOMS which fucking RULE! i cant bear the thought of cutting it off. pain pain pain, i like me some.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Brando got one at age sixty.

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure there's some technique issues that will help you, dude.

(though I don't want to know much more about the details of the problem, thx)

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

don't listen to me though, i haven't worn a condom in 8 years. but i've had the same gf/wife for the entire time.

brando looks like foreskin.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Brando got one at age sixty.

AND NOW HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

a big fat rotting pile of foreskin.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

it was karma. kill the foreskin and the foreskin will kill you.

x-post, what are the technique issues?

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

There are many different ways to penetrate/be enveloped and not all of them, I am sure, will put the same amount of pressure on the sensitive part of your, ahem, knob.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

foreskins are classic all the way.

how is it that we end up with a circumcision thread every 4 months?

― derrick (derrick), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

peoples cocks start to smell

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know why but everytime I read this thread title I imagine it as a boutique, Seriously Foreskins, where you go for all your foreskin needs.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

4 months? every couple of weeks recently.

whats with someone telling someone else they shouldnt be having sex without a condom incase they get dick rot? the world has truly gone mad. Foreskins are fucking CLASSIC!

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

How many penis threads can one board possibly have??? Did Nostradamus say anything about this?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

his forecast was unhygienic

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

cant have condom-less intercourse without it being painful. cannot believe i just admitted this.

getting a circumcision won't sort this, you may have phimosis though and if that is the case you can do stretching excercises to widen the forsekin so it slips over the head more easily. i know this cos an ex partner of mine had it and i made him go to the doc to get it sorted. Then i chucked him. Not because of the foreskin problem but because he was insane.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Brain in penis --> foreskin prevewnts blood getting to brain --> insanity. QED

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread makes me want to take a shower with mint shower gel!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandee I will lend you some.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Mint shower gel stings. Bigstyle. Trust me on this one.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

awesome stings.

d. i. y.

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

can I just ask how the condom makes any means of protection for your otherwise sensitive foreskin? I really don't understand. For me, the condom/foreskin inter-relation is an unhappy but necessary one. I have never experienced any problems otherwise, but.... I am intruiged!

― ___ (___), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

It does not sting! I use it every day! I love it. it tingles vigorously.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a rosemary/mint shower scrub that's pretty nice!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Then i chucked him. Not because of the foreskin problem but because he was insane.

best end to a story evah!

― ___ (___), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I shiuld totally make a smutty remark about showering with Mandee but I shan't- oh.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post

Cos when I wear a condom, my foreskin doesn’t have to go all the way back beyond the head.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

So you don't get the "condom beneath the foreskin" skit? sounds like jed may be right on this topic for you.

― ___ (___), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

But then, I don’t want this overhanging foreskin that looks like someone put a black bag over my shaft. Some residual skin that looks its wafting in the wind nervously hoping my shoes don’t trip over it.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I might go and see the doc.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

please.

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i am fixed.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"Fixed" as in "neutered of thy foreskin"?

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

no, fixed as in condom less intercourse is no longer painful. am quite pleased i didnt have to have the circumcision.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

Are people seriously calling bands like Psychedelic Horseshit, Sic Alps, Tyvek, etc. shitgaze? WTF Wikipedia?

― THESE ARE MY FEELINGS! FEEL MY FEELINGS! (I eat cannibals), Saturday, 18 July 2009 23:34 (sixteen years ago)

Haha whups.

― THESE ARE MY FEELINGS! FEEL MY FEELINGS! (I eat cannibals), Saturday, 18 July 2009 23:37 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/jul/05/circumcicision-health-children

― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Saturday, 18 July 2009 23:38 (sixteen years ago)

Seriously Foreskins, the newest shitgaze band...

― grocery groin (snoball), Saturday, 18 July 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

serious foreskin is serious

― easily-led zeppelin (haitch), Sunday, 19 July 2009 03:52 (sixteen years ago)

i wonder what the solution to dickvandyke's problem was.

― ian, Sunday, 19 July 2009 03:57 (sixteen years ago)

he was cured! in seven days!

― ian, Sunday, 19 July 2009 03:57 (sixteen years ago)

lol i wondered that too!

― easily-led zeppelin (haitch), Sunday, 19 July 2009 03:59 (sixteen years ago)

His first name was dick and his last name dyke -- I think his issues might have run a little deeper than condom-foreskin incompatibility, no?

― Lostandfound, Sunday, 19 July 2009 04:17 (sixteen years ago)

the funny thing is I thought this was a shitgaze band too

― ∑(∂u∂e) (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 19 July 2009 04:32 (sixteen years ago)

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