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― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Friday, 20 August 2004 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

it would have to be a rap I think.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

by doseone

― hmmm (hmmm), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

that's the new Streets single innit?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

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― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 12 January 2009 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ original lyrics to "Club Tropicana"

― snoball, Monday, 12 January 2009 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

eight years pass...

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