what to do when you come home in order to have some loud sex in your living room and are promptly put-off by your babysitting mother who cracks on for 2 hours about her lousy life...

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mmm?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 23 August 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

*shrug*

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 23 August 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

*schottische*

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 August 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ok I am a little confused, so just to make sure, you wern't coming homwe to have sex with your mother, right?

― lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Er, be patient? She is babysitting for you after all.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

you were planning to have loud sex in your living room when your mother's in the house babysitting for you? how grateful

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh dear Mark, I think pwnage has just occurred!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Not if I'm not here at the time...

(Somebody define pwnage ta!)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Who says you can't suck your brother's cock?

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Me. I have no brother.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

And I have no son.

― Mark's Mum (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

(My mum's called Kevin?)

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I really don't know. But her e-mail address is the same as mine.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 06:23 (twenty-one years ago)

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