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Quick, quick, I have been ravished by the Delphic Oracle! I have the power of precognition for five minutes only, at which point it will jump into one of you! However, the Oracle is not used to modern English so there may be some problems. Ask me a question! *goes into trance*

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Why are there blisters on your palm?

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

o oracle *bows* will i get my backpay (which i have been waiting for for some considerable amount of months) this week?

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Why are there blisters on your palm?
-- Sexual Air Supply

I imported that you call the mole via mjasaparati'ritis passage and it burned his breeze. It will repair in his time.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Janne Karlsson to thread.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

what is my real name?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

o oracle *bows* will i get my backpay (which i have been waiting for for some considerable amount of months) this week?
-- gem

You will be paid with more ways than. Because will exist gold under your cushion tonight also. Low, you will lose a tooth.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

what is my real name?
-- latebloomer

Your real name is Herman McSausageandchips; lo, no surprise you conceal it.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh Oracle, why are you talking like a really badly written AI chatbot?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh Oracle, why are you talking like a really badly written AI chatbot?
-- Trayce

Trayce, since the neuroses of mole impede tinpro'gnwsi' my, It now should I jump in your body. You will become the oracle for little while. Be prepared! * jumps in Trayce *

- Oh yes, marsh this in your heart:

http://www.worldlingo.com/wl/translate

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Uhh.. what happened?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

*recovering* What? Where? Oh, yes, right... OMG WTF Trayce, you have a strange druggy green mist coming out of your head! I...I think you're the Oracle!!!

Ahem: Will I ever get my hands on the money Volition owe me?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

*goes crosseyed*

Volition, eh. Now them will be bunch arse and you will not see jot oniprinyal - nowor ALWAYS!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

*sigh* I thought so.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

jot oniprinyal royalties for me - not a jot!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

(dammit this translator is too good!)

err... where was I?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

O wise Oracle Trayce, should I buy this lefty SG Special for $850 from Amazon.com?
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002H0PYW.01-AIMZUKBRH6H15._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

In two parts comes my question. First, will my sigil dispose of Snorre once and for all? Second, should I new tom tom and china crash cymbal for my drum kit purchase, granted that it already thirty pieces have and my parents grow angry with noise and space restriction thereby?

― Janne Karlsson, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Why and who the hell named the table named dual?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, and who's Scott, and what's his fascination with Asian wildlife?

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Oracle says to Aaron:

Prices SG are special buttload, you more are best with the food can and the cord, I think.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Hihi! How poor is this guy's English!

― Janne Karlsson, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Oracle says to Janne:

Snorre is the unbreakable Daemon of Krull - you do not defeat him. Also you already receive a verfluchte drum machine.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

(the Oracle will now have a short lull, as Trayce is getting in trouble by her boss whoops)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

The Oracle returns to answer both Mrs Noodles and Air Supply:

Boys, this brain obtained no idea flibble you on near dammitboga!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahahahah *falls out of chair giggling spastically*

Oh... where am I?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

(wait, "Mrs? I meant Misters... fuckity)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

select * from all_objects

― willdabeast, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

SELECT DECODE (NVL (groin, "It's Pat"), boy_parts, "MR", girl_parts, "Mrs", "It's Pat")
from pants.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

Once again I have breathed the Delphic smoke. Ask me about your future and I shall prophesy!

― moley, Sunday, 20 May 2007 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

ASK ADRIAN MOLE

― remy bean, Sunday, 20 May 2007 05:34 (nineteen years ago)

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