The great ILX gross-out -- say something disgusting

Boy and girl are dating in high school. Graduation rolls around and they decide to stick together even though they each are going to different colleges very far apart. A few months pass into the freshman year, and she comes over to his dorm to visit for a few days. Shortly after they meet up, they go back to his room and begin fooling around. Eventually he starts to venture down for a little 'lingus, but when he takes her panties off, he notices that she smells a bit worse than he remembered. He figures that she just hasn't showered for a while or something and tries to start, but the smell is a bit overpowering. So he gets a sour apple Jolly Rancher and starts sucking on it in order to ignore the smell. He's licking her and the Jolly Rancher, when suddenly the Jolly Rancher accidentally goes into her vadge. So he quickly fishes it out, puts it back in his mouth, and bites down on it, whereupon he discovers that what he's biting down on is not a sour apple Jolly Rancher after all, but in fact a gonorrhea nodule! He immediately hits the bathroom, pukes, and tells her to leave. Turns out that she hooked up with some random skank guy at a club the second week of school - and had no idea that she had gonorrhea afterwards, either. Needless to say, the relationship didn't last much longer.

Could she have used some LYSOL DOUCHE?