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We've already had a few mentions of "fappage". Now this is the thread where we invent words derived from FAP and define them.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

For example - Fapflap: n. a flustered state as one tries to get oneself ready to get to the FAP on time.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Fapboringcunt

A boring cunt who shows up at a fap?

I'm not doing this right, am I?

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Faptigue - Don't think I'll make this one.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Fappetite n. desire to attend more FAPs.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Fapulous - being in the state of crapulence in a FAP.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPrication n. telling fibs at a FAP.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

ipso fapto - by the FAP itself.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

or colloquial - a FAP with ipso facto in attendance.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPitude - snotty demeanour assumed for the duration of a FAP (or its discussion pre or post)in order to annoy other attendees.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPtease

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPstration - the state of being the default person in charge of organizing everything and getting in touch with everyone.

― n.a. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPpelation - name by which a person is called, but only at FAPs.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

SpecFAPular = when the turnout at a FAP exceeds 30 ppl.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

geoFAPical inability = living someplace too far from any FAPs to be able to attend.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPquest - a website with driving directions to FAPs

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPjacks = pancakes eaten in the wee hours following a FAP, at IHOP, for instance

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPpenstance = a spontaneous FAP that occurs when ilxors run into each other by chance

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPture = being under the spell of someone's FAPpish charms

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPerture = the hole one falls in after too many drinks at a FAP

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I always said EF-AY-PEE, but then I learmed that y'all just say "fap" phonetically.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPrehension - fear of fapping - a condition NOBODY should suffer from!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

What is the sound of one hand FAPping?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's called "alcoholism."

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

faparrel - what to wear to a FAP.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

fappearances can be deceiving

― amateur!!st, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPster - trading mix CDs at a FAP.

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPtagious - a state in which talking about your last FAP on ILE makes two other cities immediately organize their own.

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPstration - the state of being the default person in charge of organizing everything and getting in touch with everyone.

But don't you see, Nick? You're the nucleus!

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

catastroFAP = an unsuccessful, unattended FAP

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPplicaiton = new software to make organizing a FAP a snap

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"ation"

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPtion = a small group of cliqueish ilxors who hold small, private FAPs

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPdango = a special lively dance known only to ilxors

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPattack = as in "Oh My God, I Think I'm Having a FAPattack!"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPtion can also mean the comments provided with pictures of a FAP

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

FAP dance - involves nakedness, rump shaking, and an ILX thong.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 26 August 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

geoFAPical inability = living someplace too far from any FAPs to be able to attend.

Maria D., you ROCK for creating this term! (Thus says someone with geoFAPical inability, at least at present.)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 26 August 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPloader - someone who, at the very end of the night, suddenly imposes on everyone to provide a lift home 'because it's too late now, all the trains are off and I can't afford a taxi'

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 August 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

inFAPuation - having a shitty Rod Stewart song play over and over in your head whilst fapping.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 26 August 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

teleFAPy - the ability to know where the FAP is, even tho you haven't been on ILX for a while.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I love Maria :)

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPtish - people who get aroused by FAPs

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 August 2004 08:25 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPtomamia

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPology - what I have to make for not being able to go to FAPs. All too often sadly (tho i suspect my geoFAPical inability is not as gr8 as Maria's)

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPparition = someone who turns up to a FAP once but who you never see again

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.cox.net/mkpl/mtr2/mtr2-df02-fap.jpg

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.posterimage.org/images%5CFap

― robster (robster), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPpartite - people from different FAPtions sitting at their own respective tables.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPrez ski - a FAP in SWITZERLAND!

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPprehension - the nerves experienced by a first-time FAPper on attending their first FAP

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPoe - a FAP, Edgar Allan FAP
FAPay - you have to pay to FAP
FAPee - a name I call myself
FArP - a long long way to FAP
FAPso - an ipso facto FAP
FAPla - a FAP to follow FAPso
FAPty - Fancy a Party instead?
and it brings us back to FAPoe

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 August 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPdality - faithfulness to stay at FAP even when it gets dull and you have another party that you can go to.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 August 2004 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPathetic - couldn't be arsed going.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Thursday, 26 August 2004 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPlek = a training method to get ready for a FAP, involves really fast posting followed by really slow posting and then intervals of really fast drinking and really slow drinking

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Thursday, 26 August 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPticuffs = a fist fight that breaks out at a FAP

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Thursday, 26 August 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPpuccino - a FAP at the local coffeehouse.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 26 August 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPoplectic - when you totally lose it at a FAP

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

My Big FAP Greek Wedding = ilxors invited to, well, a Greek wedding

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Low-FAP diet = on the wagon for weight reasons, thus not attending very many FAPs

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

saturated FAP = a state when if people drink any more, they'll start leaking

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

prollyunsaturated FAP = could probably have a few more drinks

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

AbracaFAPra - a FAP conjured out of nothing.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 27 August 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPpuccino - a FAP at the local coffeehouse.

a pint of coffee!!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

NightFAP = a little FAP before retiring

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPtime - the speed of which a round is consumed

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean time taken for a round to be consumed, obv.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPpocollo = a coldcut served at FAPs similar to prosciutto

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPpendectomy - the surgical removal of drunken sod from barstool

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

LOLLLL!

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

haha!

FAPpenstance - a FAP that came forth from chance circumstance.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPraxia - surgically removed no hoper's condition.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I did that one already (fappenstance).

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

FAP-stick - a person who slips over banana skins a lot during FAPs

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

haha woops! :)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

you're redeemed

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPgive - to be forgiven during a FAP

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

caliFAPaliciouSEXpialodoscious = the best FAP evah, in California, when it rains on the plane there but then you get laid

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPturnity - fatherhood as a result of a steamy caliFAPaliciouSEXpialodoscious night

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

FAPternity, obv.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

prophylFAPtic = used to prevent FAPternity

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

morning FAPhter pill - for when first prophylFAPtic fails.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

time FAPse = the Friday lull on ILX when UKers are already at the pub and USers are still at their desk

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

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