have you ever considered visiting a prostitute?

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im considering it right now. doesnt mean i actually will. i will probably just think about it a lot, wonder about the west end a bit, then go home. but i do frequently think about doing it. just to see what it would be like. and well, because im in need of relief. i dont think i could do it though right now cos i would feel guilty when i next see my girlfriend.

― splooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i would only get a BJ though, not full on sex. if i was going to, that is.

― splooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

good thinking splooge, your girlfriend probably wouldn't mind as long as it was only a bj and not full on sex, right?

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

ha. she would mind, which is why im not gonna do it. the post was about *considering* the deed, not actually doing it.

― splooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)

hehe yeah but that was my point. if you're only considering it, why do you only consider the BJ? since it is technically irrelevant? guilty conscience?

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

guilty conscience interfering with my ostensible options. im only considering the BJ cos if i was gonna do something like this, it would only be oral, as anything more would seem even worse. actually, who am i kidding, im using the bill clinton sexual constitution way of thinking. but a lot of men think like this.

― splooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

just get a rib removed it's far cheaper in the long run.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

splooge should consider a visit to a massage parlour, bjs are xtra optionals apparently - ask for the menu.

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

not as much fun as seeing someone doing it for you though, kenc. the oral that is, not removing the rib.

martian shouldnt give me ideas!

― splooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

mmm chlamydia nodule

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

not as much fun as seeing someone doing it for you though, kenc. the oral that is, not removing the rib.

buy a mirror!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

unless some girl would appear in the mirror, i dont see the point!

― splooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i had a friend relate his time with a prostitute. how he couldn't get it up because the music that was playinh in the background was crap. i was dying for both of us when he told me.

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I really like it. Kind of not four, five, six with features. But really "Don't Cross the Line" first, for no reason, just so good, and then "Free," "All My Life," and the Mariah Carey one, where it's good because, sort of, it's got the really sugary vocal sample combined with sugary vocal and just sounding so good and what is it "You just like honey so you got me like Winnie the Pooh." I wish I could listen to that right now! "You Got Me." It was what I was listening to the first time someone ever touched my penis. A very professional but unnervingly nervous prostitute. For fifty dollars. We parked in an alley and she was upset with me for not being able to drive with the lights off. ("They're automatic ones. I can't turn them off!") So, whatever. She was nervous and parking and we drove around North Central while she kept going. Clicking over to "Hit 'Em Up." Until I was done.

-- d k, December 22nd, 2003

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

(maybe my favorite ilx post ever.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

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