This is the thread where, in order to prove the level of our fandom, we re-enact -- in character -- scenes (and perhaps, entire episodes?) of The Simpsons... FROM MEMORY

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Homer, there's a man here who might be able to help...

― Marjorie Bouvier Simpson (Leee), Monday, 30 August 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Bart: Set phasers to stun

― Krankenhaus, Monday, 30 August 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Homer: Linguo DEAD!?!
Linguo: Linguo...IS...dead...

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Who controls the British crown
Who keep the metric system down
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps
Who keep the Martians under wraps
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star
We do! We do!

Who robs cave fish of their site
Who rigs every Oscar night
We do! WE DOOOOOOOO!

― yossarian, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

''Max Power, he's the man who's name you'd love to
touch! But you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your
ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! 'Cause his name
can be said by anyone!''

― endymion, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Title zooms in towards screen, fades into interior of prison. Guard unlocks cells, prisoners head to mess hall.
GUARD: "All you animals out, the longer you wait, the colder your lunch gets."
Guard notices Fratelli didn't leave cell. Goes back to Fratelli's cell, sees Fratelli hung from noose. Guard sees suicide note, picks it up and reads:
GUARD: "'You schmuck. You really think I'd be stupid enough to kill myself?' Kill myself?"
Guard looks up at Fratelli, who grins and winks, before kicking him in the face, knocking guard out. Fratelli unhinges device that made it look like he was hung and runs from cell.
Exterior of prison. Mama Fratelli sits in car, while Bro Fratelli splashes gasoline around car.
MAMA: C'MON!
Bro Fratelli runs and gets in car. Fratelli runs out of prison, up to car. Tries to open car door, but it's locked.
FRATELLI: Unlock the door!
BRO: I unlocked it!
FRATELLI: Unlock the door!
Police come running out of prison. Fratelli jumps onto car and slides in through sunroof. Bro Fratelli shoots gasoline, creating wall of fire between Fratellis and police, and cackles wildly as they drive off.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Wasn't that an episode of Who's The Boss?

― Huck, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot!
Chief: You wear em' till you learn, son.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Bart's in a prison cell. There is a shifty looking criminal sitting next to him playing the harmonica.

Bart: What are you in here for?
Criminal: Atmosphere.

― Wooden (Wooden), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Homer: Marge, allow me to play Devils Advocate for a moment.

― g haad, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Marge: He're's five dollars. Go buy yourself a suit or something.
Hobo: Oh, I'll buy myself a suit... OF DRUGS!

― chrisco (chrisco), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"Now, when I say 'Hello, Mr. Thompson, and press down on your foot', you nod...."

*blank stare from Homer*

"Hel-LO, MR. THOMPSON."

"I think he's talking to you!"

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Smithers and Burns are in Morroco. Burns sends Smithers to try and buy some opium. Smithers goes to a stall.

Smithers: I'd, er, like to buy some drugs.
Stallholder: Everything here is made of drugs! Look, monkey is made of drugs, banana is made of drugs!
Smithers:I'll take this brick.
Stallholder: American dollars only!
Stallholder(conspiratorally): Our money is made of drugs.

― Wooden (Wooden), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU GUYS ARE MORANS. EACH POSTER IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE CHARACTER, AND WE TRADE LINES OF DIALOGUE AND WHATNOT.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, I will do the real thing, leeeee.

In response to your ORIGINAL post, which was ignored:

Homer: Is it Batman?

― Scott CE (Scott CE), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

(THANK YOU Scott. I mean, what's the point of yet another anthological quotation thread? Which this isn't.)

No, he's a scientist.

― Marge (Leee), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Batman's a Scientist!

― Homer (Scott CE), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

BUT BATMAN IS A SCIENTIST!

xpost ha ha

― HOMER LIKES DONUTS (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(now that I understand how your thread works, I realize it is TOTALLY AWESOME)

― (narrator) (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

IT'S NOT BATMAN!

― Marge (Leee), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I know how you can stop the train. You need an anchor of some sort...

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

''u see, the doors on star trek were not mechanical, we had a stage hand on either side who were ready 2 pull the doors whenever they saw the actor coming....''
Passenger: ''Errrmm...ok...does any1 wanna swap seats?''

― spock, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

[looks at Bart]

Hmmm...

(xpost)

― Homer Jay Simpson (Leee), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

think harder Homer

― Homer Jay Simpson, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

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