Bear with a bike makes bold break-out bid from Berlin zoo

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Berlin bear's break-out bid fails

Juan the spectacled bear examines a bicycle at Berlin Zoo (Reuters)
Juan's adventure was photographed by visitors to the zoo
A bold amphibious escape bid by a bear at Berlin zoo has been foiled in a dramatic shoot-out.

Juan the Andean spectacled bear first paddled across a moat using a log for a raft, then scaled a wall.

Finally he appeared to commandeer a bicycle, before zookeepers with brooms cornered him, and a colleague picked him off with a tranquiliser gun.

"Just think what could have happened," said a mother who saw the bear escape and head for the children's carousel.

"It went straight for the playground", said Liane Hertrampf to the Berliner Kurier newspaper.


Spectacled bears eat both vegetables and meat but children tend not to be on their menu
Heiner Kloes
Berlin Zoo
Parents grabbed their children and fled as they realised what was happening.

But the zoo's deputy director Heiner Kloes was not so concerned.

"Spectacled bears eat both vegetables and meat but children tend not to be on their menu," he said.

"I'd have been a lot more worried if one of our polar bears had escaped," he added.

He did say, however, that he was "alarmed at how some fathers were too busy filming the bear to check where their children were".

Amateur photographers captured the bear investigating a bicycle and roaming around the playground.

The incident was the second breakout since June, when a gorilla climbed over a fence.

After being stopped with darts from a tranquiliser gun, 110kg (294lb) Juan was carried back to his enclosure.

Mr Kloes told the Berliner Kurier newspaper zoo staff would make sure there were no further logs in the moat to prevent Juan's future bids for freedom.

The News Bear, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"Juan"? What the fuck kind of spectacled bear name is that?

andy, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

One ON A MISSION, apparently.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

This story sums up how I feel today so perfectly. Go Mr Bear, go.

adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"'Spectacled bears eat both vegetables and meat but children tend not to be on their menu,' he said." I love the syntax of this sentence.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

HA HA OMG okay a spectacled bear is a KIND OF bear and not one wearing GLASSES, thanks google for clearing that up for me

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha...I had just made that assumption

adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

BEST PICTURE EVER

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"Bears With Big Asses, Man"

adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://home.concepts-ict.nl/~kay/pics/steiff/tour.jpg

amateur!!st, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder what the ratio of best pictures ever featuring bears to best pictures ever without bears is? Probably like 72:1.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.chem.ucla.edu/~alice/explorations/churchill/GRAPHICS/BEARS/brollbr_sm_lo.jpg

Yeah, but what about "Best Bear Package Evah"?

andy, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG DUDE WHY ARE TEH P0RN WIMMINZ FUCKING WITH HORSEC0CKS!?!? BEARPENIS!!!!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://nancyshmancy.com/archive/030910.jpg

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread made me feel all idealistic and bear loving until we got to the bear penises

Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

There is something so pure and right about that sentence, Maria.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"It went straight for the playground"

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040830/i/r4108943788.jpg

"OK, I've seen the bipeds work with this thing...think! Think!!"

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)


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