Speak like a favorite singer or MC or whatever addressing an arena crowd (even if the band or act has never played arenas).

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"WELL THANK YOU! YEAH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! GOOD EVENING, I-L-X-ORS!""

― Not Dave Gahan But An Incredible Simulation (Ned), Thursday, 9 September 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"It LOOKTH like we're gonna have a ROCK AND ROLL PARTY TONIGHT!"

― Ned "Paul Stanley" Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"THIS IS A SONG ABOUT A SEE-SAW THAT U2 THINKS BELONGS TO THE BEATLES, BUT I'M GIVING IT BACK TO CHARLIE MANSON, RIGHT WHERE IT BELONGS!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"You are young, beautiful, and most of you would fuck me for two pence! But the second coming of J. C. does. not. fuck. dweebs!"

― x j a r v i s (x Jeremy), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

YES-ah THERE ARE BUT 4 ILXORS IN MOD. CLIMATE TO BE STOMACHED-ah. REST ARE PAPERWEIGHT AND PEST. MOD DELETE POST, SELVES AT WILL.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 10 September 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"SCREAM FOR ME LONG BEACH!!!"
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― big chaki (chaki), Friday, 10 September 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Let me tell you all something ... look around this room, look at the people around you ... this is a once in lifetime happening ... we'll never all be in the same room again ... this happens once ... not twice ... once ... only once ... now there was a girl I knew ... no, not that girl ... and I used to fancy her when we were kids ... and you know how children can be mean sometimes ... 'cause in Sheffield, everyone I knew was named John or Paul ... so who sticks out in this crowd of people : John, Paul, David, JARVIS!! You know … so you know when you're all kids and when you're young you don't think that you'll ever grow old, I know I sure didn't and you start making plans like "wouldn't it be cool if we could all meet up in the year 2000, say we meet at the fountain in the centre of town or in the schoolyard or at Billy's house or something" … But you know you're not actually going to do it … but it would be good if you did … so this song's about that … it’s called … “Anorexic Beauty” … yeah.

― Seductive Barry "I'm as tall as Jarvis Cocker but honestly, I'm not him" Bruner , Friday, 10 September 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"This is a DANCE song!"

― Fred the Rock Lobster (Ned), Friday, 10 September 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

can you all turn around while i play my set?

― nick drake (amateurist), Friday, 10 September 2004 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

hi dere¡

― dysøn (dyson), Friday, 10 September 2004 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

And as I stood upon that mountain top I paused, I composed myself, and I asked the question. The medicine man looked at me, his eyes as black as coal and he said "why that is easy, YOU ARE HERE TO ROCK!

― lukey (Lukey G), Friday, 10 September 2004 08:06 (twenty-one years ago)

..........

― Jason Pierce (Matt DC), Friday, 10 September 2004 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, well, you know, this song is dedicated to all the soldiers fighting out in Kansas City, all the sisters fighting to get the *makes hand-slapping-open-mouth 'pop' sound* out of their hair and all, so, like, everybody just have a groovy time or something."

― jimi hendrixalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 10 September 2004 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

The Miccio stole the one I wanted to do but did it way better than I could have. :(

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 September 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

This is as good a place as any to mention how much I love it when Ma$e yells "welcome back!" at his crowds, in reference to his own return from doing whatever the fuck it is he's been doing since 99.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 10 September 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Almost as though he's welcoming the audience back into his life.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 10 September 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

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