if you were an accordion playing busker, who has somehow made a name for yourself and now has just had an autobiography written, what would you call the autobiography?

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it's more difficult than you'd think

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Squeezing One Out of the Tube

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

busk accordion hero

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

wheezy, squeezy, kiss me, tease me

same old song (with a different meaning now that you've been gone)

full of hot air: disengenuity, the busker, and fuck you for not giving me some spare change.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"Accordion Playing Busker: Diana & Me"

it would guarantee sales, anyway.....

― Darraghmac, Monday, 13 September 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"They Might Be Giants, I Might Be Rich"

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Bahahahahaha.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

'Coin-Fed Concertina'

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

guy stops beside beatnik busker, says, scuse me, how do you get to carnegie hall?

"practice, man....practice...."

― Darraghmac, Monday, 13 September 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

The Squeeze Box Chronicles

Accordion Days: A Busker's Tale

Street Suss Serendade

Dreaming in Waltz Time

― spittle (spittle), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

squeeze another one out

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

'Feed Me Annoying Things'

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

wheeze

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

'SHUT THE FUCK UP: The Story of Some Bloke with a Fucking Accordion'

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

a little of the old in-out

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"Thank Heavens for little girls: how crappy French movie soundtracks saved my career"

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"If My Left Hand Only Knew What My Right Hand Was Doing: A Memoir"

― aimurchie, Monday, 13 September 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

you might call it "gloria deluxe" !@

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

the world accordion to me

― dysøn (dyson), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I quit my day job

― Symplistic (shmuel), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

*groans at Dyson's joke*

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

pleasure groans, right¿

― dysøn (dyson), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

accordion too far

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I Won't Fucking Play 'Freebird,' Asshole!

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I inspired london's new busses, a lone accordianists looks back.
Reflections on a wasted life, an accordianist regrets

― lukey (Lukey G), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Ease the Squeeze

― gem (trisk), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Duct Tape Saved My Life

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

wheezer

― zappi (joni), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

My Life, Accordion To Me

― kelsey (kelstarry), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

very original

― dysøn (dyson), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha!

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

eek. that's what you get from not reading through the posts with much attention. sorry for the repeat!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken C, how do you "have an autobiography written"? I guess you mean with a ghost writer?

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Squeezings

― briania (briania), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

A lack of accordionation

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

_Polka My Eyes Out with a Soup Kitchen Ladel_

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Busker Do

Carry On Up The Squeezebox

Unbuttoned

Fingering A Minor & Other Accordian Crimes

― NickB (NickB), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Squeeze It Till You've Filled Yer Hat

― NickB (NickB), Monday, 13 September 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how there's an "if" in the thread title.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 September 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken C, how do you "have an autobiography written"? I guess you mean with a ghost writer?
-- Maria D. (maria...), September 13th, 2004 5:18 PM. (later)

yup! :) people never seem to write their own autobiography these days!!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 13 September 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Ease the Squeeze

-- gem (gemilyinterrupte...), September 13th, 2004 7:02 PM. (later)

haha gem!

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

heh i guess that's only relevant for aussies who skipped australian idol. i only watched for the worm myself.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

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